The person below me

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:27 pm

yea but dont yell at a bagger cus your having a bad day its not thier fault its yours

tpbm smokes too much

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:38 pm

Smokes too much what?

TPBM thinks the Apollo 11 lunar landing was fake.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:12 am

Naw-- it was the Apollo 13 landing that was faked.

TPBM lost something on the playa. (virginity? mind? something else?)

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:57 am

not yet but i hope to lose my mind and myself

tpbm has too many children

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:33 am

Who's Jim Varney, however he is spellt?

TPBM has bought a special toy for the holiday season. (But don't stray into TMI territory, okay?)

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:26 pm

Jim Varney is the guy who played Ernest in movies such as "Ernest goes to Camp" etc...my kids thought he was fairly hilarious when they were little. He died of throat cancer a few years back.

No my toy still works.

TPBM wants to go on a drunken bike ride

Aiee! It burns! · Post by **Aiee! It burns!** » Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:29 pm

Hey! I'm riding here!

TPBM needs to get back to their favorite medication for the holidays.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:51 pm

True, pass the doodles.

TPBM doesn't like politics, religion or Paracheirodon innesi

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:31 pm

Ya got me dere, Da.

The person below me has an actual need for an iron giraffe with a broken leg.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:34 pm

I think those little fish would go well, canned in olive oil

TPBM has not had the flu yet this year.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:45 pm

or last year... got the shot, and still well.

tpbm thinks saying something hasn't happened is an invitation for fate to just put it on tomorrow's plate.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:16 pm

I'm a Jew, of course I think that. I think it's genetic.

tpbm is dying for food they can only get a minimum of 3,000 miles away.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:20 pm

well, not by strict definition, but, I would like to eat ..........jeeze, now I'm blushing.........

TPBM gets plonked and doesn't know why

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:49 pm

Well gosh I hope not and if I do I don't think I want to know...

TPBM has to go to court tommorrow

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:35 am

No, just another day at the office.

The person below me has festive office supplies.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:38 pm

No, my office is really bland...not feeling the spirit.

TPBM is hungover today

Post by **Eric** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:45 pm

not hungover, but I've been smacked with a cold. Almost as bad.

tpbm really really wanted a pony when they were younger

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:15 pm

I did!!!

But didn't get one!

So I stole my sisters fake -n- bake oven

TPBM has sexually (ab)used Veggies!

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:43 am

No, unless you count eating 'em!

TPBM has just added sexually (ab)using Veggies to their "To Do" list!

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:43 am

cucumber, check...

TPBM is preparing to do some serious damage...

littleflower · Post by **littleflower** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 7:18 am

true, i need to chop a whole bunch of nuts to death for a batch of bourbon balls (no, yg ..... don't worry ...)

TPBM is expecting an extra special gift this year ....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:56 am

I pretty much don't expect any gifts this year. Oh, there will be a few tokens, but I don't move in those circles much.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 8:56 am

I pretty much don't expect any gifts this year. Oh, there will be a few tokens, but I don't move in those circles much.

tpbm is waiting for a thread to get a serious answer or go to page two, so he or she can let out some serious snark.

Post by **Eric** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:42 pm

my job is not to snark, it's to elucidate. Though I think I'm getting too wordy.

tpbm is planning an amazing vacation next year that doesn't involve Burning Man in any way

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:49 pm

Yes, my mother will be 50 next year and she just told me her dream is to go to New Zealand...so I am planning on how to send her there

TPBM suffers of too many Christmas things to do and no time for them.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:36 pm

Er, no, not at all. I've already got my present (my parents and brother paying most of my way for this Hawaii vacation), I can't afford to buy presents (and have no idea what anyone would want, anyway). Actually, I'm not certain anyone is exchanging gifts this year anyway. So, pretty much visit with my parents and brother is all I have planed.

TPBM has no idea what they are going to get this year, but has all their shopping done.

Post by **Eric** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 10:39 pm

easy- I don't give obligatory gifts, therefore no shopping.

tpbm has no plans for New Years, but already has an amazing outfit

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:55 am

you got that right, pilgrim.

i don't NEED no stinkin' plans.

the person below me will know who they are.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:53 am

How can you make new years plans if you are in Rochester AND Nevada? Hm?
(Weren't you facing the wall earlier? wtf? or was it pissing rainbows? or both?)

If you only knew who I are...

tpbm will know what "they" are up to

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Dec 13, 2010 7:49 am

moonrise wrote:How can you make new years plans if you are in Rochester AND Nevada? Hm?
(Weren't you facing the wall earlier? wtf? or was it pissing rainbows? or both?)

If you only knew who I are...

tpbm will know what "they" are up to

I do and i am...

Tpbm is a sock in a sock.