If Empire had a Brewery

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If Empire had a Brewery

Post by maryanimal » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:07 pm

If Empire had a brewery or distillery, what do you think the labels would look like? There will be a winner for the best design! :D Don't know what it'll be but I'll think of something.
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Post by TomServo » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:22 pm

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Post by neon tetra » Wed Dec 15, 2010 9:23 pm

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Post by mudpuppy000 » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:00 pm

Bunch of dirty hippies in a old schoolbus for the label. :)

Sparklepony Ale would be a good name for a beer. :)
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Post by TomServo » Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:42 pm

mudpuppy000 wrote:Bunch of dirty hippies in a old schoolbus for the label. :)

Sparklepony Ale would be a good name for a beer. :)
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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:16 am

It would be an off white color that says "Beer" or "Whiskey" or "Oatmeal Stout"
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Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:38 am

I'm holding out for the Duster Stout, myself.

Or should that be Duster Porter...
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Post by FIGJAM » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:09 pm

Playa Pale Ale?
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Post by maryanimal » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:13 pm

Burning Man Bock Beer
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Post by oneeyeddick » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:18 pm

Gypsum Tainted Ale.
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Post by Fire_Moose » Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:42 pm

I brought some of this last year...


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Post by maryanimal » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:18 pm

Wow! The can is awesome FM! Since it's hecho in mexico, what did it taste
like? Same effect of drinking the water? How about a catch phrase?
"Nuestra agua corre rápidamente y por lo tanto el que podrá"
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Post by Aiee! It burns! » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:48 am

maryanimal wrote:Wow! The can is awesome FM! Since it's hecho in mexico, what did it taste
like? Same effect of drinking the water? How about a catch phrase?
"Nuestra agua corre rápidamente y por lo tanto el que podrá"
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Post by Sail Man » Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:41 am

Piss Clear Porter?
Lahontan Lager?
Frog Pond Pale Ale?
Dusty Stout?
Thunder Dopplebock?

Or.........




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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:58 am

Simon of La Playa would have too much head not enough body, especially for being that pale.
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Post by maryanimal » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:56 pm

How about Larry Lager??

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Post by maryanimal » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:31 pm

I don't drink beer so I really dont know what I'm talking about.
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Re: If Empire had a Brewery

Post by Lucifer » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:11 am

maryanimal wrote:If Empire had a brewery or distillery, what do you think the labels would look like? There will be a winner for the best design! :D Don't know what it'll be but I'll think of something.
I don't know about a brewery in Empire, but the brewery in BRC offers these...

www.blackrockbrewery.org/brews/

I'm partial to this one...

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There was also a Piss Clear Porter, a Playa Pale Ale, and a few other interesting options.

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Post by Elorrum » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:36 am

Dust Storm unfiltered ale.
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