canadian virgin

moonstonerick · Post by **moonstonerick** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:32 am

Hey all I've been researching burningman for years and think I may be able to make it this year. Be paitient with me cuz I'll have lots of questions.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:57 am

First and second answers are to read, re-read and memorize the first timer's guide and the survival guide.

Edited for proper title.

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:06 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

JS

moonstonerick · Post by **moonstonerick** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:59 pm

I like the fish.

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:27 pm

she's best with a little "har-har" sauce.

Oso · Post by **Oso** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:24 pm

Oso from Mississauga here. There is nothing quite like being a BM virgin.

The answers are:

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Oh, sorry.... still waiting for the questions.

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:26 pm

You should go to the decomp in Toronto in January. I can send you specifics if you like. Little Jen is the primary contact in that area.

manydaze84 · Post by **manydaze84** » Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:30 pm

me too!!!!! cant wait...... MAKE TIME GO FASTER!

<--------Edmonton

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:13 am

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

JK

moonstonerick · Post by **moonstonerick** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 4:57 am

Thanks all. I'm waiting for lil jen to get back to me with a conformation code.

Hey Oso I grew up in mississauga. I see good OLD Hazel got in again.

As far as making time go faster.......well can't help ya over the net, but maybe one day. I loose time on a regular basis if ya know what I mean.

Oso · Post by **Oso** » Fri Dec 24, 2010 6:45 am

I figure if Hazel can sign up to be mayor for another 4 years at the age of 89, then I might be able to keep going to BM till I'm 90.
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(Hazel McCallion, mayor since 1978 of Mississauga - which is Canada's sixth largest city - has again been re-elected as mayor. In February she'll turn 90!)

AlasPoorYorick · Post by **AlasPoorYorick** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:33 pm

Technically, I can't really be a virgin at my age, but I can be a virgin burner. (Thankfully, I make up for my chronological age with the maturity of an eight-year-old ... at least, according to my wife.)

I doubt if I can scrape together either time or money to come from Winnipeg for 2011, but I am aiming for 2012. Woohoo!

The more I think about it, the more the idea of spending a week on a dry lake in Nevada with a bunch of half-naked people, sleeping on a 3-inch layer of dust, and foregoing shaving, showers, deodorant, cell phones AND indoor plumbing ... actually sounds kinda cool.

(I may change my mind about the deodorant though.)

And with all due respect to fellow male forum members, I am not going to shave myself anywhere that I don't normally shave, just for Burning Man. I ams what I am, and that's the way God made me. (Thankfully, I will keep my shorts on the whole time though!)

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 6:22 am

Welcome. Dollars to donuts you lose the shorts at least once.

AlasPoorYorick · Post by **AlasPoorYorick** » Mon Dec 27, 2010 10:17 am

We'll see!

One of the nice things about being my age is an appreciation for life in all its forms and an understanding that God made us the way we are - droopy bits and saggy parts included. Being older and conservative, I am not sure how I will handle the nudity but somehow I suspect I will do just fine.

After all, I may be old but I still have an appreciation for the opposite sex, saggy bits and all. (Maybe that's why I have been happily married for all these years.) If my eyes linger a little too long, I apologize in advance, and if it's any consolation, I will probably stare too long at the individuality of the art cars too, so there is nothing creepy about it. In both cases, it is simply silent gratitude to the respective makers for their fine work.

That being said, out of respect, I will always put the camera away whenever nudity is involved.

So yes, I have learned a few things in this life but I am still a virgin in here and have a lot more to learn. On the plus side, I do have over a year to learn more plus all the benefit of these forums.

Take care friends.

moonstonerick · Post by **moonstonerick** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:16 am

Well yorick you know shaving is a " rite of passage" lol. Could be an idea for a theme camp, might be lots of hairless people running around.

existential_renewal · Post by **existential_renewal** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 2:21 pm

Welcome to ePlaya!

dragonpilot · Post by **dragonpilot** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:12 pm

Sorry to announce the Canadian quota has been filled for 2011!

moonstonerick · Post by **moonstonerick** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:18 pm

[quote="dragonpilot"]Sorry to announce the Canadian quota has been filled for 2011![/quote]

what quota ?

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:24 pm

If you have to question Dragon Pilot's knowledge, then you shouldn't even be allowed in Black Rock City. And since the quota is filled, you better just plan on going to Disneyland or maybe New Orleans instead. Sheesh, tourists these days.

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:53 pm

Hey there, welcome to eplaya!

Oso · Post by **Oso** » Sun Jan 02, 2011 5:57 pm

Might have to speak to a representative at Kanuckistan Embassy.

moonstonerick · Post by **moonstonerick** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:23 pm

hey doc Pyro I would never ever question the all knowing, all seeing and wise Dragonpilot and I beg for forgiveness. But please, please, please don`t send me to Disneyland.

yes I will check with Kanuckastin Embassy they will help me, us tourist gotta stick together. Maybe they can get me a visa .lmfao

lazerfox · Post by **lazerfox** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:00 am

I'm awaiting de-virgination too!

*waving* Hi!