Buying Empire!

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:41 pm

Ok Sham...big paddle for you! do you want the paddle with the holes for that extra sting?

Uhmm, ok! The BIG paddle with the holes works for me. Do you think we could get yag to run a video camera?

I think with a little cajoling, we could talk him into it!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:44 pm

maryanimal wrote:
Shambala wrote:
maryanimal wrote: Ok Sham...big paddle for you! do you want the paddle with the holes for that extra sting?
Uhmm, ok! The BIG paddle with the holes works for me. Do you think we could get yag to run a video camera?
I think with a little cajoling, we could talk him into it!

well, the voyeur in me says: "very little cajoling"

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Dec 29, 2010 9:56 pm

cajoling=tantric tug?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 6:54 am

FIGJAM wrote:cajoling=tantric tug?

"no hands"...........

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:49 am

ygmir wrote:
maryanimal wrote:
Shambala wrote: Uhmm, ok! The BIG paddle with the holes works for me. Do you think we could get yag to run a video camera?
I think with a little cajoling, we could talk him into it!
well, the voyeur in me says: "very little cajoling"

Alright you three, get a town, willya...

the rebbi

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:52 am

How about the world's first "Clothing Optional" Town. That's ticket...

the rebbi

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:43 pm

ygmir wrote:

Actually it might make a low-cost movie backlot!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:53 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Actually it might make a low-cost movie backlot!

"Attack Of The 50' Frat Boy".........

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:49 pm

"Plan Sparkle pony from outer space"

thesandman · Post by **thesandman** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 11:11 pm

i'm going to apply for the town flasher spot i have a coat

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:18 pm

Since its Empire, can we make Latin the official language? I'm even learning how to make Lorica Segmentata.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:10 pm

Tom, do you really want to deal with

Latin is a highly inflected language, with three distinct genders, seven noun cases, four verb conjugations, six tenses, six persons, three moods, two voices, two aspects and two numbers. A dual number is rare and archaic. One of the seven cases is the locative case, generally only used with place nouns. The vocative is nearly identical to the nominative. There are only five fully productive cases; accordingly, different authors list five, six or seven as the number of cases. Adjectives and adverbs are compared, and adjectives are inflected for case, gender, and number. Although Latin has demonstrative pronouns indicating varying degree of closeness, it lacks articles. Later Romance language articles developed from the demonstrative pronouns; e.g., le and la from ille and illa. Romance languages were created by simplification of this inflectional complexity in various ways; e.g., uninflected Italian oggi ("today") from the Latin ablative case, hoc die.

Cause, I might be willing to give it a try for Czech or Russian, but I don't know if I'm that fond of imperial decadence.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Fri Dec 31, 2010 7:28 pm

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TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:18 am

Veni, vidi, exarsi!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 10:42 am

and we could rename the town "Roman Empire"

Oneofus, twoofus, threeofus...

the rebbi

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:59 pm

Was thinking maybe "Imperium Ardens."

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:52 pm

Da-Bump.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:57 pm

Thank you ibdave

Gratias ago vos!

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:48 pm

Well going over the list of folks we have in specific postions in the town, I think we're ready to populate it and make it work! Yay for us!!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 9:53 pm

Its up to USG.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:18 pm

Hey now... I want a job too. I want to be the first female Director of Psychiatric Research at Empire's Neuropsychiatric Mental Health School of Medicine & Insane Asylum. You see -- Although several therapies exist for people with severe clinical depression, including medication, psychotherapy and electroconvulsive therapy, they donâ€™t all work for everyone. That's why my staff and I have brought back Lobotomy Surgeries and we are experimenting on patients with a cocktail of Thorazine, Belladonna and LSD-25 once again.

After hours, when the crazies are all finally sedated and asleep, the real fun begins for our dedicated burner staff. Out come the restraints, straight jackets, mouth gags, blindfolds, ropes and, well, we know how to get rid of our own stress!!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:43 am

So do I get the job or what?!! Where did everybody go? Did you run away to another town?
Go home to take your meds? I'm gonna need to know if I get the job or not soon because I have
plenty of other sanitariums that are just dying for me to come work for them, ya know.

Well, at least those are the words they used.

Post by **Sham** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 11:52 am

As Emipre-or of the town, I hearby appoint you Monkeypoo to be Director of Psychiatric Research at Empire's Neuropsychiatric Mental Health School of Medicine & Insane Asylum.
I would like to be the first to check into this facility for a little R&R and maybe some much needed shock therapy. I just love that light-headed feeling and the chatter in my teeth when the voltage is applied!
(the prepetual erection is only an added bonus!)

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:27 pm

Is this town going to be modelled on the roman style, 'coz if it is i don'y want to live there! I mean what have the romans ever done for us?

I know exactly what everybodies first thought is

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but i'm serious here.
the romans destroyed a perfectly good functioning system, and slaughtered the druids. You know the whole wicker man thing, i mean i know this is a BURNING man but come on........

i'm alone here aren't I? you've all been seduced by the orgies and excessive banquets haven't you

Post by **Eric** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:43 pm

graidawg wrote:i'm alone here aren't I? you've all been seduced by the orgies and excessive banquets haven't you

Ummm. I dunno, orgies & excessive banquets sound just... um... horrible...

I certainly wouldn't find myself in the middle of one on occasion.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 12:45 pm

Oh SUPER! I thought I was gonna have to get manic all over the place til I got my way. *grins* In addition to helping our Community with their issues of OCD, BP, BPD, DID, etc., I believe our mental hospital could hold a solution to the jail over-crowding problem of all those damn hippies too, if there should ever become one. We have plenty of available beds, and we'll be needing guinea pigs for my new double-blind study of Chinese Medicine vs LSD-25 vs Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation. I'm not exactly sure what a double-blind study is yet. Not even sure what TMS is or if it works. I'll have to research that and get back to y'all. Do I blindfold the hippies? Do I blindfold myself? Details, details. It'll all get worked out. I've got good ol' Jack to help me. BTW: Jack says we need $250,000 for LSD and accupuncture needles.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:07 pm

We're gonna need an Exterminator for the town too. Deb, can you make sure an ad gets in the newspaper, please?

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 1:49 pm

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I nominate this guy to head our Public Relations Dept.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:20 pm

TomServo wrote:Its up to USG.

Party pooper...