Lame Playa Names Needed

VerbenaMaya · Post by **VerbenaMaya** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 4:57 pm

Hey Ya'll, I am working with some folks on a Virgin burners camp for the southeast regional burn, we are all virgins and need some help. We need the lamest, cheesiest, most played out, stupid Playa names you can offer. If they specifically relate to fire/burns or cherries/virgins, all the better. Got any really lame names you have seen a dozen times that didnt take any real effort to come up with or ones you wish yahoos would stop using, etc. Any posted will be greatly appreciated for our project. Thanks!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:06 pm

I have heard quite a few

but I would not repear them publicly for fear of hurting others feelings

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:09 pm

stuart wrote:I have heard quite a few

but I would not repear them publicly for fear of hurting others feelings

You can always post as a sock.

besides I wanna hear them.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:38 pm

Never

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 5:44 pm

Aww man Stuart. You just reeled me in and now I'm jonesin for a good laugh and I know you're holdin the goods.

zorro sings · Post by **zorro sings** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 6:55 pm

If they specifically relate to fire/burns or cherries/virgins

Could not resist suggesting "Buster Chary".Sorry

VerbenaMaya · Post by **VerbenaMaya** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:07 pm

Buster Chary, is great! Tell ya'll what, how about you just make some up. I mean if someone had that playa name it would be just coincidence.

We came up with some the other day, but we were kinda fubar and can't read what we wrote. I think I remember ... Hot Stuff, Western Sizzler, Sweet Cherry Pie, Easy Baker, but I could just be hungry.

VerbenaMaya · Post by **VerbenaMaya** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:09 pm

Gotta have Virgin Mary too

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:41 pm

all the names with fire/burn, & cherry were taken.

but these were left!

- chicken fart
- ass chips
- orange county
- buh-fuk
&
- butter tooth

i've always thought ass chips rolled off the toungue nicely. butter tooth is pretty hot as well. seriously.
-b

shitmouse · Post by **shitmouse** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 7:43 pm

shit.
re-read yor post.
you wanted "lame" playa names.

sorry about that.
-b

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:24 pm

You can have "Sensei". Honestly, I've never been comfortable with it. It rubs me the wrong way in the swimsuit area. I didn't come up with it; I like to wear my asian cone-type hat and I was teaching some neighbors how to juggle. They came up with it, and like a bad smell, it stuck. I've been answering to that for several years now, but lately I've been thinking about an upgrade. Trade anyone?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 8:27 pm

Don't know about lame but we did generate appx 1500 for our bud Blenderhead over in the 3playa board http://3playa.cultureshark.net/?view_thread=257&start=1 http://3playa.cultureshark.net/?view_thread=257&start=1

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:21 pm

Sensei wrote:You can have "Sensei". Honestly, I've never been comfortable with it. It rubs me the wrong way in the swimsuit area. I didn't come up with it; I like to wear my asian cone-type hat and I was teaching some neighbors how to juggle. They came up with it, and like a bad smell, it stuck. I've been answering to that for several years now, but lately I've been thinking about an upgrade. Trade anyone?

Hmmm I wonder who those neighbors were.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Mon Jul 12, 2004 11:53 pm

I know who you're thinking of Bambi, and it was not the 'Our Lady of Schlong Meat Inspectors'. It was those alcoholics over at Camp Vagina, on the other side.

And people think living over by walk-in camping is boring...

SantaAaron · Post by **SantaAaron** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 12:16 am

Some wonderful folk at my camp last year made a 'playa name generator'. Very fun. A couple I remember:

- disco fuckalumps
- blinky fuckbunny

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:08 am

- Chowchilla Oreo Fuckbottom?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:09 am

- Bob

Yeah, Bob. That'll work.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:12 am

the ultamate in lame playa name? I GOT IT!

How about "Camp Defacto", or "DVD Burner camp".

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:13 am

Camp Woo Hoo!

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:22 am

VerbenaMaya wrote:Gotta have Virgin Mary too

Umm, I happen to know Virgin Mary, and well I wouldn't call her lame. Ever see Burning Man: Where's the Fire? She's the cutie checking out the art car with fruit as it approaches the Gate.

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:24 am

Stormy wrote:
VerbenaMaya wrote:Gotta have Virgin Mary too
Umm, I happen to know Virgin Mary, and well I wouldn't call her lame. Ever see Burning Man: Where's the Fire? She's the cutie checking out the art car with fruit as it approaches the Gate.

Oh wait, I forgot the

. Wouldn't want anyone to accuse me of flaming you, just because I don't agree that's a lame playa name.

Carry on!

VerbenaMaya · Post by **VerbenaMaya** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 5:57 am

Virgin Mary just fits in the virgin pun category. This is for a project for a regional virgin burners camp, put together by virgins, who have never been to the playa, so any reference to any actual playa persons is coincidence.
Besides, a name does not necessarily make an individual lame, and if you have the right personality who cares. You could even have a name like "DVD Burner" and get away with it.

They are only labels. But sometimes really funny ones.

I guess what I am looking for is moreso- UNORIGINAL names. Names that might have been funny once, but only the first time you saw them, but not the xth time, etc. And thanks everyone for the interesting responses.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:05 am

ah, I think I get ya now........how about super baad camp or soulman/girl/person camp.

you mean something like that.

so funny I fgorgot to laugh camp.

your mama farts dust camp.

VerbenaMaya · Post by **VerbenaMaya** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:10 am

We have a simple camp name- The Sweaty Virgin's Camp

Just looking for names for individuals, they are going on some cheap
HELLO MY NAME IS stickers in our lowered expectations lobby.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:13 am

oh....

mine were'nt corney enough huh?

Just messin wit ya.

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:28 am

heh. .......jus' call 'em all "Dusty".

VerbenaMaya · Post by **VerbenaMaya** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:38 am

Hmm, just "dusty" now that has potential...

ok, I think my work is done here, where's my beer.

Thanks robotland

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 2:08 pm

Hate to say this, but "Dusty" is already taken. She lives with Danger just a couple doors down...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 3:08 pm

You can always just stick "Black Rock" in front of real or other names. "Black Rock Betty." "Black Rock Steve" "Black Rock Kaiser Roll" It's not super lame, but there is this sort of effect of having 25 people with the same prefix that could be irksome.

Stormy · Post by **Stormy** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:54 pm

Be sure to visit the Astral Headwash. If you don't have a playa name when you enter, they'll be sure to give you one.