What'djaget?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:33 am

gift:Coal
type: Lump
Quantiy: one

Also some nice baked goodies.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Dec 25, 2010 9:54 am

ygmir wrote:gift:Coal
type: Lump
Quantiy: one

Also some nice baked goodies.

I understand the baked goodies part, and I have an excess in the house now. I also got more than my share of coal delivered last night by Santa. That fat bastard stiffed me again! Fuck him.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:41 pm

I got some beer from a friend -
Lump of Coal

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:45 am

ygmir wrote:gift:Coal

Are you sure its coal?
Does it burn?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:49 am

goathead wrote:
ygmir wrote:gift:Coal
Are you sure its coal?
Does it burn?

yeah, I asked Superman to crush it, now it's a diamond.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:52 am

Don't know why people pick on coal

keeping us warm and cozy almost as long as wood.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:02 am

goathead wrote:Don't know why people pick on coal

keeping us warm and cozy almost as long as wood.

ain't that the truth!!
hell, the industrial revolution, would not have happened without it.
and, it burns wet.

and, the music...........well, if your spellin' aint so good.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:06 am

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:16 am

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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:21 am

gotta pair

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Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:44 am

ygmir wrote:gift:Coal
type: Lump
Quantiy: one

Also some nice baked goodies.

Awwww man, I never get anything cool like this.

I mean, just look at the possibilities. You could cook your weener with that lump of coal for exp.

All I got was a BJ, and I had to go out and buy that myself!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:44 am

ygmir wrote:gift:Coal
type: Lump
Quantiy: one

Also some nice baked goodies.

Awwww man, I never get anything cool like this.

I mean, just look at the possibilities. You could cook a weener with that lump of coal for exp.

All I got was a BJ, and I had to go out and buy that myself!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 11:46 am

was it a double?

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:06 pm

to be truthful i got didly squat my mom and i are broke and my friends suck

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:42 am

What the--?!! Santa was dressed in a pink tutu, and the reindeer were white with one horn growing out of the center of their foreheads...!

(I gotta stop eating all those sweets and drinking all that spiked eggnog before settling down for my winter's nap!)

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:50 am

I got Hepatitis A....and a pack of cigarettes.

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 9:11 am

I got a gift certificate to Lowe's, which I used to buy a new garbage disposal. Not very sexy, but...

Wait, on second thought, for a disposal, it actually IS pretty sexy! It's an Insinkerator, whisper quiet, 3/4 horsepower, AND it has auto-reverse. It only took me a couple of hours to remove the old broken one install the new one. So, I'm pretty happy with my sexy new disposal.

mudpuppy000 · Post by **mudpuppy000** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:19 pm

I got an extra three pounds around my waist...

While I was shopping for presents I found a "my little pony sparkle pony". I had to get that, lol.

daratheresa · Post by **daratheresa** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:57 pm

i was given two blank journals of high craftsmanship and a badass fountain pen with ink refills.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:46 pm

I got 18 Rubber duckies, and a 5 foot bong.
and yes we put a rubber duckie in the bong. He wanted to, said it made him happy.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:11 pm

I got not to go into debt by not buying any gifts. My kids know the situation, therefore we just had good visiting time. Our gifts will be bought on Jan 19...

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 4:23 pm

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:55 pm

Thecatman wrote:

hey, I could make that...........

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:02 am

ygmir wrote:
Thecatman wrote:
hey, I could make that...........

First you gotta find a woman to sleep with you.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:08 am

ok.........never mind........*walks away, hands in pockets, head bowed, pouting, small tear running down cheek*

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:39 am

You give up too easy, with that attitude, you'll never make a strange haired baby.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:24 am

goathead wrote:was it a double?

Apparently it was a 2 for 1 deal

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:30 am

Fire_Moose wrote:You give up too easy, with that attitude, you'll never make a strange haired baby.

***Sail Man sidles nonchalantly away from Fire Moose, expecting a granite slab to land on his toes any second***

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:57 am

Not my toes!!

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