T S A

SilverOrange · Post by **SilverOrange** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:26 pm

TSA...coming soon to a bus terminal near you?

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geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:12 pm

VIPER missions have been around for a long time. Similar to air marshals, except on trains and buses.

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:02 pm

"Undercover TSA agents testing security at a Newark airport terminal on one day in 2006 found that TSA screeners failed to detect concealed bombs and guns 20 out of 22 times,

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z18R7KuIQq"

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:55 am

Seems the Japanese see some humor in the TSA shit;

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 4:27 pm

Neutrality wrote:
Shambala wrote:
Box Burner wrote:It is a well known fact that people that break down and do weird shit like hijacking airplanes are under a lot of stress. I understand that the presidency is a very stressful job. Therefore I think that President Obummer should not be exemt from searches.
I am starting to think that if they run their hand up his inner thigh, they won't be banging into any testicles!
To be fair, the 911 hysteria stuff started out under Bush, not Obama.

Yeah,,,,,, ya know who pushed hard for the Patriot Act back in 1995?

Joe Biden, Senator from Delaware
http://waronyou.com/forums/index.php?topic=803.0

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:06 pm

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:28 pm

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Post by **Sham** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:25 am

Romance Novelâ€¦;

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax."

Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.

When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say...

"Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done."

My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 7:56 pm

Experienced the enhanced pat down for the first time this evening. Defintely up close and personal but it didn't bother me.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:02 pm

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blonds 3

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:23 pm

shambalalalala, you get the post of the day award for today. maybe tomorrow too

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:21 am

TSA, coming to a highway near you;
http://www.gcnlive.com/wp/2011/02/01/ts ... eckpoints/

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:45 am

http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/02/23/r ... sa-agents/

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:41 pm

Here's an interesting update on TSA. The guy who wrote the bill says TSA is bad news;
http://revolutionarypolitics.tv/video/v ... o_id=14642

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Wed May 25, 2011 7:13 pm

Texas says no searches without due process. The Feds say no-grope,,, no flights.
http://www.tenthamendmentcenter.com/201 ... for-texas/

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:37 pm

Seems the TSA only wants to be the groper, NOT the gropee;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1SIJXArTw

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:54 pm

Follow-up. "Why is it 'sexual assault' when Ms. Mihamae grabs a TSA agent's breast, but perfectly hunky-dory when the TSA agent does the same thing to a passenger?" http://overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com/_news/ ... -tsa-agent

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:03 pm

Does anybody know if the TSA will let me bring 2-foot rebar tent stakes in my carry-on bag? If I find some. Seriously. I have lost one set in the mail already.

They can squeeze my boobs all they want as long as I get through with my gear.

Post by **Sham** » Thu Jul 21, 2011 9:55 pm

Well, My Dear Friend, I will give you an emphatic NO! If it's over 7 inches long (there must be a snarky line here, but it's way too easy) you can't bring it on a plane. You can't bring any type of tool or piece of hardware that's over 7 inches long. I lost a very cool, universal wrench with no sharp edges what so ever because it was 8 inches long. It could have slipped through security, but the agent saw it and chose to impose the "rules".
If you head to a Lowes or Home Depot in Reno, you'll be able to pick up precut pieces of rebar for your tenting and anchoring pleasure.

edited to add: If I bring you rebar, can I squeeze your boobs?

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:03 am

Shambala wrote:Well, My Dear Friend, I will give you an emphatic NO! If it's over 7 inches long (there must be a snarky line here, but it's way too easy) you can't bring it on a plane. You can't bring any type of tool or piece of hardware that's over 7 inches long. I lost a very cool, universal wrench with no sharp edges what so ever because it was 8 inches long. It could have slipped through security, but the agent saw it and chose to impose the "rules".
If you head to a Lowes or Home Depot in Reno, you'll be able to pick up precut pieces of rebar for your tenting and anchoring pleasure.

Well Home Depot used to list 24-inch rebar stakes on their website, but now they only show 12-inch. Yggy says he can cut some for me, but, I sure won't want to leave them behind. Maybe I can check a bag.

I hate that.

Shambala wrote:edited to add: If I bring you rebar, can I squeeze your boobs?

Hey,

I thought we had a gift economy here! Not to worry though

these boobs of mine have been attracting random fingers since I was 12 years old

so as long as you're not standing at a security checkpoint with one hand on an automatic weapon and the other inside my clothes

talking dirty to me in broken English

you are cool.

Seriously, you'll get more boob than you bargained for just giving me a hug...

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:08 am

MDF, if need be you can ship your rebar (and anything else for that matter) out to me and we will make sure it gets onto the playa by the time you and the Dawg get there. Always willing to help.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:06 pm

Thanks (((Doc))) I have been mailing stuff to my sister-in-law in Las Vegas, and the USPS has been pretty good, well, 9 out of 10 so far have been delivered intact, is that good?

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:37 pm

I'm sure that Home Depot chops up those pieces of rebar to sell in the stores. They may not show on the website, but they are definitely there. I buy those 24 inch lengths and candy cane the tops and then paint them bright orange. I also put a point on the end and grind off all the sharp edges. That would be the only reason you might want to ship something that heavy. Otherwise you can buy them once you land in Reno for very short money.

Oh, and to stay on topic: the TSA still sucks bull balls!

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:43 pm

Screw the TSA. I want to hear more about boobs.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 9:41 pm

can't sit still wrote:Screw the TSA. I want to hear more about boobs.

Okay then, the security checkpoint was in Peshawar, on the tarmac, "behind" a cloth screen which was more of a backdrop really; a crowd of bug-eyed soldiers; and a way-too-tall chick with hairy arms who admired my "big American breasts" while groping me thoroughly and leaned in to say:

"I can copulation with you every night."

Nope, not, hot...

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jul 22, 2011 11:47 pm

Yes, yes, please go on......

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:11 am

Bwahahahahahaha, yeah, it was almost that good!

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:27 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:Does anybody know if the TSA will let me bring 2-foot rebar tent stakes in my carry-on bag? If I find some. Seriously. I have lost one set in the mail already.

They can squeeze my boobs all they want as long as I get through with my gear.

I managed to get on plane with tool basket, 3 drilling machines and storage battery...well, I had to leave it with steward, but I should have gotten Oscar for the best actress at the airport...

(I was soo lucky)

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:15 pm

MisaBlue wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:Does anybody know if the TSA will let me bring 2-foot rebar tent stakes in my carry-on bag? If I find some. Seriously. I have lost one set in the mail already.

They can squeeze my boobs all they want as long as I get through with my gear.
I managed to get on plane with tool basket, 3 drilling machines and storage battery...well, I had to leave it with steward, but I should have gotten Oscar for the best actress at the airport... (I was soo lucky)

Its only because you're cute!
Had one of us guys tried it, there would be no chance in hell of it happening.

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