E-Playa Babe Report.........

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:25 pm

There are several Eplaya babes we all love but they are never recognized enough.
I have personal favorites. why? cause in addition to being sexy (we dont need to see you to know your sexy.) they are smart as fuck:

Of course at the top of the list are Technopatria and Lydia Love
Alice though we never see her anymore
Harriett
Reba
Tears (even though she is way young.)
actiongrl
Emily sparkle

Numorus others. Who's yours?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:37 pm

Well let's see now... This is just off the top of my head, and I've been out in the sun alot today, but here goes... (This is in addition to your start)...

Ivy. How the hell can you have an e-playa/playa babe list without mentioning Ivy? Hello? Belly dancing anyone? This constitutes babe-itude.

I'll limit myself to one more for now. Stormy. She's fiesty.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:01 pm

o oh...I think I put this in the non-babe thread by mistake...it belongs here

well.......................I nominate Roberta the pyschic....she was in one of those alcoves at last years pyramid dispensing incredible accurate foward looking mystical advice and she's cute to boot........I hope she comes again.....it's proof that there are a bunch of really amazing heirophants at Black Rock

Tancorix · Post by **Tancorix** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:32 pm

My list is kinda like DVD's with some twists:
Reba: No explanation needed.
Ivy: I've never run into anyone like her.
Tiara: A great Ranger without the Ranger attitude. She does it the way it's supposed to be done.
Miss Iso: Yeah I hate her makeup but the person behind her is the best Ranger I've met on the playa, period. Even though he was working his ass off he still took care of Tiff and I when we really needed it. And the two times I called on him we REALLY needed him.
Lydia: Too many reasons to list. That's why I wanted to work through our differences, she's been a major catalyst for personal change with me.
Angry Kittie: For her straight forward questions and I just like her.
ActionGrl: Come on, who doesn't get a thrill seeing AG's JRS's drop into your inbox? When you hear from her, it's usually very good.
ZZBerlin: She simply fascinates me. Don't make her mad though. Whew.
Precipitate: There are times I can't stand her. There are other times that I'd love to give her a hug because of something she said or did...but then I think of her No Hugging t-shirt and nix that thought. She's another one that you don't want to piss off.
Olivia: For introducing me to the Suicide Girls, at least in a virtual sense.
Emily Sparkle: She's not on here that much that we can see but her behind the scenes work keeps the board running.

And last but not least: Technopatra: For having a heart of gold, a sharp mind, and the ability to keep this place running with all the diverse interests going through here. Plus she's cute too.

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:53 pm

Add me to the list, I meet all the qualifications. I'm sexy, hottt, and smart as fuck too. And I bellydance. Take that.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:05 pm

I'll take it but do you like cookies?

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:22 pm

Sparkletarte is what we experts call babe-a-licious. Yummm.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:37 pm

DVD Burner wrote:There are several Eplaya babes we all love but they are never recognized enough.

You gottta be kidding me.

if you had enough money you and cowboyA would rent billboards
to get their attention!

A II Z

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:44 pm

Apollonaris Zeus has many fine babe-like qualities. Sometimes they're obscurred by the bitter child-pornographer side of him, but I'm tellin' you they're there, alright. ;)

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:48 pm

come on

this is just embarassing

what are you, 12?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:57 pm

Sensei wrote:Apollonaris Zeus has many fine babe-like qualities. Sometimes they're obscurred by the bitter child-pornographer side of him, but I'm tellin' you they're there, alright. ;)

Damn, I was going to use that on DVD!

Plagerist!

A II Z

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:23 pm

Since nothin' else is happenin' on this thread:

Jesus Christ A.Z! Are you guys reeeaaly gonna have a burn in MT this year? I would've thought the whole damn state was on fire by now... The way they were talkin' in spring...

Almost exactly one year ago, I was screwing around just south of Lincoln, by Rogers Pass, when a smallish fire broke out on a nearby mountain side... BANG! ZOOM! Helicopters, planes, HotShots and trucks appeared out of nowhere and within about 3 - 4 hours it was out... It was pretty scary really. It had been hot as hell, 90's day after day, and the winds were steady...

I thought this year was gonna be so bad, I cancelled plans back in March (Ok , there were a couple of other considerations). This is the first summer I haven't seen Montana in about 10 years... :(

So, what does a MT burn look like? Coupla loggers standin' 'round with bic's?

(It is amusing to see who shows up on this thread and mentions themselves, and those who show up to get mentioned.)

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:46 pm

What, you're leaving me off the list?! I'm hurt dammit...

I'm the babe on the left.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 1:56 pm

Other then when MT is really burning and so far we been more wet then dry this year- all the Alaskan Storms are tracking south into alberta, wa and your state.

A Burning Man type festival is happening on a private island in the middle of the Yellowstone. I wasn't there but its supposed be modeled after BM: gifting, participantory and art. Only $35 this year (next year $250 just a joke) A friend's is playing this year. As far as what they burn I don't know, but last year it couldn't be too big if they could burn anything at all because the No Fire Rule became effective by this time last year.

But when Montana starts to really burn, that's when I head our of here. It's fun photographing when you can't breath and ashes are falling like black snow. We maynot be inflames now, but this could all change in two weeks of dry weather and 90 degree days.

Oh by the way I forgot to include this in the last thread.

You have slandered me. I gettting my lawyers involved and I'm going to own your mutant vehicle and shade shelter when I done with you. You have distroyed my credibilty (ask techno she knows) and commited character assaination. I ask the Admin to save all of his posts. You, you, you![size]

Only kidding![size]

A II Z

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:00 pm

One more time because it matters to me.

Oh by the way I forgot to include this in the last thread.

You have slandered me. I gettting my lawyers involved and I'm going to own your mutant vehicle and shade shelter when I done with you. You have distroyed my credibilty (ask techno she knows) and commited character assaination. I ask the Admin to save all of his posts. You, you, you!

Only kidding!

A II Z

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:02 pm

Rob..do you and your "sisters" sing?

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:03 pm

My last two posts were for sensei

hope you got a good laugh

Rob the Wop wrote:

What, you're leaving me off the list?! I'm hurt dammit...

I'm the babe on the left.

Rob, less is more!

and that is more then enough!

and too good for me!

A II Z

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:09 pm

Son of a Bitch! I didn't really think we'd have a winner... Ya' know, "They're all winners", sort of thing. A circle jerk. Like the politics-all-day thread. But ladies and gentleman... We have a winner.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:20 pm

cowboyangel wrote:Rob..do you and your "sisters" sing?

You don't recognize the Bangels? It's true we have gotten a bit older. And the hormone shots didn't take well.

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:22 pm

The hormone shots took just fine. Just used the wrong hormones, is all.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:31 pm

Take your pick.

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:37 pm

Yowza!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:09 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:Rob..do you and your "sisters" sing?
You don't recognize the Bangels? It's true we have gotten a bit older. And the hormone shots didn't take well.

I loved the Bangels.......around David Cassidy era?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:28 pm

See, you start a thread like this and no one nominates Rob the Wob because he's too hairy and all of a sudden he's making lots of strange rants posting pics that could terrify children on e-playa.
Be prepared for a Furbackistani invasion horde to enter the playa from the northwest during the event this year.
And
Listen to the Fish of Doom!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:29 pm

What do you mean there's no detectable difference in Rob the Wop's behavior.

Can't you tell we broke his stony, fuzzy little heart?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:36 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:See, you start a thread like this and no one nominates Rob the Wob because he's too hairy and all of a sudden he's making lots of strange rants posting pics that could terrify children on e-playa.
Be prepared for a Furbackistani invasion horde to enter the playa from the northwest during the event this year.
And
Listen to the Fish of Doom!

Jeeeeeeezzzzz That was really funny.

emily sparkle · Post by **emily sparkle** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:40 pm

*blush* flattered guys, but i concede to rob.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:18 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:What do you mean there's no detectable difference in Rob the Wop's behavior.

Can't you tell we broke his stony, fuzzy little heart?

There's a heart under all that fur? Dammit, I knew I missed a spot whilst shaving. Now in addition to my face, back, and legs- I have to shave my heart.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:21 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Be prepared for a Furbackistani invasion horde to enter the playa from the northwest during the event this year.

The only invasion force on earth capable of being withstood via a single bottle of Nair.

amnesia · Post by **amnesia** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 9:43 pm

I cannot remember hairy, evidently, as Rob The Wop seems to sport rather svelt & girlish gams.

Let me see, these memory aides of mine!

"Legs without fur are often girls
backsides best pondered afterwards"[/code]