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TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:18 am

A little dark and depressing, but what would you like done with your body, after you pass on? Think of it as an eplaya will.

Id want to be cremated, and my ashes mixed in with a batch of C4. Planted in the grave of George W Bush...or Raygun, if I dont live that long...and detonated.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:20 am

Cremated cheaply, then whatever my fucko friends want to do with my ashes is fine with me.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 6:44 am

I dont care what happen's to the house when I'm no longer at home.

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:06 am

FIGJAM wrote:I dont care what happen's to the house when I'm no longer at home.

As long as it won't be a pain in the ass for someone to clear out....

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:15 am

I plan on living forever, so far so good...

the rebbi

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:18 am

Already donated to the University of Nevada School of Medicine Anatomical Donation Program.

daratheresa · Post by **daratheresa** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:26 am

probably cremation. but i toy with this idea:

http://www.bodyworlds.com/en.html

i've seen the exhibit. it is fucking AMAZINGLY cool.

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:27 am

I want my ashes put in a coffee can and let the 'Dude's' friend Walter preside over... oh wait, strike that!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:43 am

My kid orders the body for the school.. She wants me bake to make sure I don't turn up on the table..

Dump the ashes down te lu as far as I care

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 9:44 am

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:02 am

Cremation, ashes dealt with by heirs as they wish, or maybe I'll go eco-chic and be buried in a park that's then funded by the fee.

Or a viking funeral!
(I can't believe that I"m the first to mention it.)

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:14 am

My ex said shed have my ashes rolled into a giant tampon and shoved up the man's ass.

I do like the viking funeral idea!

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:17 am

cremate me, it's cheaper for the loved ones. In most parts of Nevada it's legal if you want to bury someone in your backyard.

I would like some of my ashes put into snowglobes...just give me a shake now and then

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 10:37 am

I want to donate my body to science.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:48 pm

Leave my shriveled, barren corpse to rot in the high desert, where the vultures may eat of my remaining energy and convert my entire life's vanity into a few languid beats, a pair of black wings in the desert heat.

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 12:49 pm

Just plasticize me, or turn my ashes into diamonds, not exactly sure which way to go just yet.

JK

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 2:31 pm

cremate. hubby wants to be scattered off the mountains in fort davis, tx. i'd like to be scattered off the cliff down at the creek here on the property.

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:05 pm

dig a 6' deep hole, take my body & dump it in it. Tree planted on top is optional.

With the planets population nearing 7 billion we need low impact ways of dealing with dead bodies- the fancy western coffins with chemical filled corpses can't continue; and with over 80 million people a year dying cremation will require too much fuel to be viable.

Dig holes, toss the bodies in, let us feed the trees.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 5:48 pm

You know, Eric and JK, maybe I could talk you into becoming condor food. That's the problem with today's cattle ranches, they don't let the inevitable loss become food for this majestic bird. (JK you're not in the right place. Well maybe, Grand Canyon is in the desert.) Although I hear condors don't eat mutilated cattle. Alien cooties, I guess.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:00 pm

If, and that's hypothetically speaking of course, I were to die, it can't happen, but let's just say for shits and giggles it did. My choice would be to deep freeze me, with all my bits and pieces, because one day, in a future that we know nothing about, they just may find the cure to Death...

the rebbi

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:08 pm

dump my ashes in the "Summers Eve" factory tank.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:39 pm

Then they will have to put
"secret ingrediant" on the labels.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 7:54 pm

Now YOU! Can feel Ygmir fresh!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:14 pm

see........that's the idea........yeehaw.
in fact, we could all do it, and offer different flavors.

no, wait......uh......

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 8:14 pm

TomServo wrote:Now YOU! Can feel Ygmir fresh!

All day with confidence! Summer's Eve, with special all natural freshening ingredient, Ygmir.

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:31 am

Jeezus, sweetheart it smells like ygmir in here! Did you just douch?...

the rebbi

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 7:42 am

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:Jeezus, sweetheart it smells like ygmir in here! Did you just douch?...

the rebbi

"No honey, he just stopped by for the afternoon while you were at work

"

I'm thinking of donating my body to Hollywood so they can do one real awesome special effect.

Either that or burial at sea.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:08 am

ygmir wrote:see........that's the idea........yeehaw.
in fact, we could all do it, and offer different flavors.

no, wait......uh......

So you plan to be "buried" after all?

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:25 pm

New on the market (MSMBC tday) You can have your body desolved.. Now aproved in three states

delle · Post by **delle** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 4:36 pm

Unfortunately my number one plan was turned down by the only person who could make it work for me.

I'd decided that I wanted my body cremated and my ashes used in some of my brother's art.... He was doing lost wax castings at the time, and I thought I'd look great liberally sprinkled in one where eventually I'd come out as either a strange inclusion or just a random blemish...

....it seemed fitting.

Anyhow, he's not going for it.

(maybe someone else might???)

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