What does C.f.M stand for?

All things outside of Burning Man.
User avatar
flatlander13
Posts: 265
Joined: Tue May 20, 2008 11:53 am

What does C.f.M stand for?

Post by flatlander13 » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:40 am

What does C.f.M stand for?

Certified Facility Manager

Creepy Fucking Monkey

Christian Family Movement

Cuddly Frankenstein’s Monster
How do I get a hold of you?

You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.

User avatar
lucky420
Posts: 9975
Joined: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:47 am
Burning Since: 2023
Camp Name: Dye with Dignity
Location: Reno, NV

Post by lucky420 » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:44 am

Come fuck Me... :wink: (sorry it was the first thing that popped in my mind)

User avatar
C.f.M.
Posts: 3610
Joined: Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:28 pm
Burning Since: 2009
Camp Name: Stag Camp 810&D

Re: What does C.f.M stand for?

Post by C.f.M. » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:48 am

flatlander13 wrote:Christian Family Movement
Dagnabit, cover's blown. I guess you might as well get a face to go with the name.

Image

Call me Dr. Dobson.

User avatar
Sham
Moderator
Posts: 8950
Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:10 am
Location: The hidden mythical place.....

Post by Sham » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:51 am

lucky420 wrote:Come fuck Me... :wink: (sorry it was the first thing that popped in my mind)
Nice talk there, potty-mouth! Does your mother know you talk like that? :roll:

User avatar
AntiM
Moderator
Posts: 20301
Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:23 am
Burning Since: 2001
Camp Name: Anti M's Home for Wayward Art
Location: Wild, Wild West

Post by AntiM » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:54 am

Chief Fellatio Manager

User avatar
lucky420
Posts: 9975
Joined: Fri Mar 12, 2010 9:47 am
Burning Since: 2023
Camp Name: Dye with Dignity
Location: Reno, NV

Post by lucky420 » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:56 am

Why yes Shambala she does... :)

User avatar
Dr. Pyro
Posts: 4808
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:11 am
Burning Since: 1999
Camp Name: Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro
Location: Meadow Vista, CA
Contact:

Post by Dr. Pyro » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:58 am

When I was at Hedonism II awhile back, two women from my group wore hats that read C F M Sisters and it stood for Come Fuck Me Sisters. I also assumed that's what c.f.m. stood for. One can only hope.

User avatar
Bounce530
Posts: 1593
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:26 am
Burning Since: 2007
Camp Name: BRC Guardian Landing pad
Location: Still stalking BDV

Post by Bounce530 » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:04 am

Shambala wrote:
lucky420 wrote:Come fuck Me... :wink: (sorry it was the first thing that popped in my mind)
Nice talk there, potty-mouth! Does your mother know you talk like that? :roll:
I thought it was Can't f*** Me, or maybe Cute furry Mittens...nah..
What other people think about you is none of your business.

User avatar
C.f.M.
Posts: 3610
Joined: Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:28 pm
Burning Since: 2009
Camp Name: Stag Camp 810&D

Post by C.f.M. » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:08 am

Bounce530 wrote:
Shambala wrote:
lucky420 wrote:Come fuck Me... :wink: (sorry it was the first thing that popped in my mind)
Nice talk there, potty-mouth! Does your mother know you talk like that? :roll:
I thought it was Can't f*** Me, or maybe Cute furry Mittens...nah..
None of you are even close. Though that's the most accurate, so far.

CFM Trivia: there's an art car named after me*.

Ha HA! I am so l33t! My own thread AND an art car named after me!

User avatar
Bounce530
Posts: 1593
Joined: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:26 am
Burning Since: 2007
Camp Name: BRC Guardian Landing pad
Location: Still stalking BDV

Post by Bounce530 » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:29 am

I know! I know! but, I'll let others play first. I mean, really what kind of estalker would I be if'n I didn't know.
But isn't the artcar name, actually a veriation of what it started as?

Then there's always the personal version- Clownin' flores' Mustache
What other people think about you is none of your business.

User avatar
C.f.M.
Posts: 3610
Joined: Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:28 pm
Burning Since: 2009
Camp Name: Stag Camp 810&D

Post by C.f.M. » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:37 am

Bounce530 wrote: isn't the artcar name, actually a veriation of what it started as?
Correct! You are such a good stalker! That's actually what the asterik was for...I just forgot to type out the story. He was all, "CFM? What does that stand for?" And I was all, "______________________." And he was all, "You are soooo coool, I love you soooooo much, I just HAVE to name my art car after you!!"*


*dramatic rendering

Image

User avatar
AntiM
Moderator
Posts: 20301
Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:23 am
Burning Since: 2001
Camp Name: Anti M's Home for Wayward Art
Location: Wild, Wild West

Post by AntiM » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:39 am

Cutest Flying Machine?
Don't make me google, I'm lazy.

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 30403
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2007
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:45 am

I won't tell.

Image
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
gyre
Posts: 15457
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:01 pm
Location: ΦάÏ

Post by gyre » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:07 pm

I always see cubic feet per minute.

User avatar
C.f.M.
Posts: 3610
Joined: Wed Jul 01, 2009 1:28 pm
Burning Since: 2009
Camp Name: Stag Camp 810&D

Post by C.f.M. » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:13 pm

So you're saying I'm fat.

User avatar
gyre
Posts: 15457
Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2005 6:01 pm
Location: ΦάÏ

Post by gyre » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:22 pm

It just looks like a rating factor of some kind, especially abbreviated.

But the painfully obvious probably occurs to most people, chlorofluoromethane.

User avatar
BAS
Posts: 4257
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:46 pm
Burning Since: 2006
Location: Wisconsin

Post by BAS » Fri Jan 21, 2011 12:41 pm

I thought it stood for "Concrete for Motherhood"...?
(Okay, so I haven't taken my meds yet...)
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch

User avatar
Ugly Dougly
Posts: 17612
Joined: Wed Sep 10, 2003 9:31 am
Burning Since: 1996
Location: เชียงใหม่

Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:06 pm

gyre wrote:It just looks like a rating factor of some kind, especially abbreviated.

But the painfully obvious probably occurs to most people, chlorofluoromethane.
Then you ARE saying she's fat. :(

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 30403
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2007
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:08 pm

I've heard of this fun weight guessing game........
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
flatlander13
Posts: 265
Joined: Tue May 20, 2008 11:53 am

Post by flatlander13 » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:24 pm

Since the “cluesâ€
How do I get a hold of you?

You just contact the mayor's office. He has a special signal he shines in the sky; it's in the shape of a giant cock.

User avatar
ygmir
Posts: 30403
Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
Burning Since: 2007
Camp Name: qqqq
Location: nevada county

Post by ygmir » Fri Jan 21, 2011 1:37 pm

[youtube][/youtube]
YGMIR

Unabashed Nordic
Pagan

User avatar
burner von braun
Posts: 1807
Joined: Wed Jun 23, 2010 4:37 pm
Burning Since: 2010

Post by burner von braun » Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:22 pm

*blinks twice*

..for a minute there I thought I saw LeChat..

*sets bourbon back down*

User avatar
Elorrum
Posts: 6202
Joined: Sat Mar 15, 2008 9:09 pm
Burning Since: 2007

Post by Elorrum » Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:21 pm

A good name for a Countess... or a railway.
* Calea Ferată din Moldova, the Moldovan state railway.

User avatar
mudpuppy000
Posts: 1552
Joined: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:54 pm
Burning Since: 2009
Camp Name: THE BELLIGERENT GAP
Location: Los Angeles, CA

Post by mudpuppy000 » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:09 pm

Cthulhu fun Murder?
Crack for Monkeys?

User avatar
BAS
Posts: 4257
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:46 pm
Burning Since: 2006
Location: Wisconsin

Post by BAS » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:12 pm

Curfew for Minors?

Cola for Minnows?

Counterfeiting for Fun?
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch

User avatar
FIGJAM
Posts: 10541
Joined: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:39 am
Location: apache junction az.

Post by FIGJAM » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:15 pm

Cuddly.Former.Male?
"Don't buy ur Burn...........Build ur Burn!"

"If I can't find an answer, I'll create one!!!"

Fuck Im Good Just Ask Me

User avatar
TomServo
Posts: 6160
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:17 pm
Burning Since: 1999
Camp Name: Black Rock City Assholes Union Local 668
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

Post by TomServo » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:20 pm

Comfy Funky Monkey?
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

User avatar
BAS
Posts: 4257
Joined: Sun Apr 18, 2004 7:46 pm
Burning Since: 2006
Location: Wisconsin

Post by BAS » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:45 pm

Cuddles for Money?

Cure for Morons?

Cougars for Men?

Carnal formal Makeup?

Canary from Mars?

Cushion for Men?

Carmel for Me?

Christians for Mao?

Curtsy for Me?

Cause for Mooning?
"Nothing is withheld from us which we have conceived to do.
Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch

User avatar
TomServo
Posts: 6160
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:17 pm
Burning Since: 1999
Camp Name: Black Rock City Assholes Union Local 668
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

Post by TomServo » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:56 pm

Cure For Mormons?
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..

wraith
Posts: 292
Joined: Fri Apr 16, 2010 1:22 am
Burning Since: 2010
Contact:

Post by wraith » Sat Jan 22, 2011 12:01 am

Cowgirl from Mars?

Post Reply

Return to “Open Discussion”