Avoiding nudity at BM - is it possible?

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:08 am

Tiahaar wrote:
Mojojita wrote:You may do far better taking a lot of good photos and editing your choices to give her.
This is one of my current favorite threads

OK true story: a couple weeks ago finally sent my (yes Mormon) folks some selected pics of BRC 2010. Called them, all excited to see if they liked the art. First thing they said "Son we wish you wouldn't go around in that loincloth thing, please don't send us photos of that".

Heh, they got the 5% of pics without me bare or with naked people in the background somewhere...though I slipped in a distant shot of the WNBR: guess which photo they complained most about?
'and um...the art, Mom and Dad, like any of that in those pics??'

Yeah, I have had to completely refrain from trying to talk to my parents about it, because if you google it all you get is naked chicks and drugs. I try to keep a file of non-drug/party articles in case it comes up...but it's tough.

Post by **Sham** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:22 am

I too keep a pile of G Rated photos for the grandmas to look at.
I few years back, I asked someone to take my picture standing strategically with by bike seat in front of my sensitive parts. I got the perfect photo that showed no clothing, but could be passed around the Thanksgiving table. To my surprise, I didn't notice the shadow that the sun was casting on my manhood and clearly projecting on the hard playa surface. ooops!

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:56 am

Shambala wrote:To my surprise, I didn't notice the shadow that the sun was casting on my manhood and clearly projecting on the hard playa surface. ooops!

...and to think people are going to extraordinary "lengths" to build a sun dial on the playa.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:56 am

Sic Pup wrote:
Shambala wrote:To my surprise, I didn't notice the shadow that the sun was casting on my manhood and clearly projecting on the hard playa surface. ooops!

...and to think people are going to extraordinary "lengths" to build a sun dial on the playa.

SNORT....who has the screen cleaner????

LLQchasm · Post by **LLQchasm** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 8:20 am

Isotopia wrote:
Avoiding nudity at BM - is it possible?
Start with wearing a fucking bag over your head.

And nothing else...

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:04 am

There's no "nudity" here, but I'm betting your friend would still be offended.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:22 am

There's always something to offend everybody.

That's teh magic of Burning Man.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 10:27 am

Sic Pup wrote:
Shambala wrote:To my surprise, I didn't notice the shadow that the sun was casting on my manhood and clearly projecting on the hard playa surface. ooops!

...and to think people are going to extraordinary "lengths" to build a sun dial on the playa.

Yeah, but this one's gonna be wayyyyy bigger

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 2:57 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Sic Pup wrote:
Shambala wrote:To my surprise, I didn't notice the shadow that the sun was casting on my manhood and clearly projecting on the hard playa surface. ooops!

...and to think people are going to extraordinary "lengths" to build a sun dial on the playa.
Yeah, but this one's gonna be wayyyyy bigger

That's what they all say.

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 6:27 pm

I can't believe no one said

"Yeah, but why would you *want* to?"

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:37 pm

Whatever you do, DON'T think about elephants!

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:00 am

ibdave wrote:
Mojojita wrote:I consider myself to be open minded and street-wise - but for good or for ill, I have seen things on the playa that are burned into my retinas forever.

Mojo, you keeping all those great playa stories to yourself????

Remind me to tell you about the time I walked into a tent structure on the playa and saw a giant naked black curly snatch playing a 7 foot long digeridoo.......

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:46 am

Trishntek wrote:There's no "nudity" here

There might not be any nudity on Eplaya, but there's plenty of BOOBS!

thankyoui'llbehereallweek

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:56 pm

C.f.M. wrote:
Trishntek wrote:There's no "nudity" here
There might not be any nudity on Eplaya, but there's plenty of BOOBS!

To say nothing of dicks and cunts (hunt and pecked affectionately, of course).

Hey if I didn't do it someone else would.

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 2:58 pm

C.f.M. wrote:thankyoui'llbehereallweek

In 2005 or '06 one of our campmates used that line on Sunday as we were setting up camp & she was cracking bad jokes.

By Weds it was "thankyoui'llbeherefivemoredays". She adjusted daily.

As we're almost to the blacktop from Exodus, it's "thankyoui'llbehereforfivemoreminutes"

We hit the blacktop to "D has left the building!"

Thank you for this flu-driven non sequitur. You may now return to your normally scheduled thread-drift.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:00 pm

Drink plenty of fluids and get bedrest, Eric.

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:10 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Drink plenty of fluids and get bedrest, Eric.

My story was that bad, eh?

Fluiding it up as we .... type....

Just sucks I can't be enjoying this incredible sunshine SF is blessed with right now. While everyone else in the city is in t-shirts I've got on three layers, a hat & a blanket. Wheee.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:15 pm

Eric wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Drink plenty of fluids and get bedrest, Eric. ;)
My story was that bad, eh?

Fluiding it up as we .... type....

Just sucks I can't be enjoying this incredible sunshine SF is blessed with right now. While everyone else in the city is in t-shirts I've got on three layers, a hat & a blanket. Wheee.

Last two nights running I couldn't fall asleep because the cold was in my legs, making them dance or something. Incessantly. So, you're not the only miserable one in the greater bay area...
*kisses*

Post by **Eric** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:29 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Eric wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Drink plenty of fluids and get bedrest, Eric.
My story was that bad, eh?

Fluiding it up as we .... type....

Just sucks I can't be enjoying this incredible sunshine SF is blessed with right now. While everyone else in the city is in t-shirts I've got on three layers, a hat & a blanket. Wheee.
Last two nights running I couldn't fall asleep because the cold was in my legs, making them dance or something. Incessantly. So, you're not the only miserable one in the greater bay area...
*kisses*

I've got a lot of other friends in various stages of this bug as well. We have lots of good company, m'dear.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:31 pm

Eric wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Eric wrote: My story was that bad, eh?

Fluiding it up as we .... type....

Just sucks I can't be enjoying this incredible sunshine SF is blessed with right now. While everyone else in the city is in t-shirts I've got on three layers, a hat & a blanket. Wheee.
Last two nights running I couldn't fall asleep because the cold was in my legs, making them dance or something. Incessantly. So, you're not the only miserable one in the greater bay area...
*kisses*
I've got a lot of other friends in various stages of this bug as well. We have lots of good company, m'dear.

Well, misery does love it...

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:53 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Eric wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote: Last two nights running I couldn't fall asleep because the cold was in my legs, making them dance or something. Incessantly. So, you're not the only miserable one in the greater bay area...
*kisses*
I've got a lot of other friends in various stages of this bug as well. We have lots of good company, m'dear.
Well, misery does love it...

can i play along with you sickies?? ugggg fishy, can't imagine how you deal with it all....{{{{

}}}}

shroom · Post by **shroom** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:02 pm

JStep wrote:I can't believe no one said

"Yeah, but why would you *want* to?"

I was thinking it at least.

If you listen to all the rumors, everyone should have been naked at burning man. They weren't.

Avoiding nudity at BM - is it possible?

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