Do sparkle ponies know they're sparkle ponies?

LittleJack · Post by **LittleJack** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:31 pm

Honest question - my wife, a non-burner, asked me today if sparkle ponies self-identify as such. I was flummoxed by the question, and honestly have no idea. Any thoughts?

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:45 pm

Points for "flummoxed"

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Jan 25, 2011 11:54 pm

Based on experience, I will hazard a guess that 15% of sparkle ponies are self-aware, another 25% are vaguely self-aware, and the other 60% are blissfully free of concern, +/- the considerable percentage of subjects that merely have fleeting and therefore legendary sparkle pony moments.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:37 am

reading this i thought i wanted my own sparkle pony. Then i looked up what they are in urban dictionary :( not so cool as they sound
but i do want a candy raver (actually i know one)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:13 am

If the sparkle pony in question is a smokin' hot 24 yr old with perky tits and a booty that stops traffic then it really does not matter if they are self aware.

As a long time sparkle mule, i know a nice ass when i see one.

Most of the haters would kill to taste that honey glitter, but are just not willing to admit it.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:12 am

LittleJack wrote:Honest question - my wife, a non-burner, asked me today if sparkle ponies self-identify as such. I was flummoxed by the question, and honestly have no idea. Any thoughts?

Is this Hushville's Little Jack?
You know we have an invisible fence that keeps the sparkleponies away.

Post by **Sham** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:21 am

I'm still gazing in awe at the word "flummoxed". I will be using that word in some sort of conversation today---I promise!

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:46 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:If the sparkle pony in question is a smokin' hot 24 yr old with perky tits and a booty that stops traffic then it really does not matter if they are self aware.

As a long time sparkle mule, i know a nice ass when i see one.

Most of the haters would kill to taste that honey glitter, but are just not willing to admit it.

Yeah, sparkle ponies are kinda like piles of hot Krispy Kremes; if you have the discipline to indulge only at your wise discretion, the fantastic sensual explosion is well worth the extra work.

Edited to say: not intended to commodify any attributes these misguided young women are not already trading...

LittleJack · Post by **LittleJack** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 7:21 am

AntiM wrote:
LittleJack wrote:Honest question - my wife, a non-burner, asked me today if sparkle ponies self-identify as such. I was flummoxed by the question, and honestly have no idea. Any thoughts?
Is this Hushville's Little Jack?
You know we have an invisible fence that keeps the sparkleponies away.

Just in case you didn't recognize the YAY! tattoo, yep, this is Hushville's very own Little Jack. That fence explains a lot - no wonder the only ones I see in the village are at Fruits and Nuts, which must be outside the fence.

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:16 pm

I did, but I don't like to presume.

Would you still like a really nice dulcimer?

Post by **Eric** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:02 pm

AntiM wrote:Would you still like a really nice dulcimer?

I think this is my favorite random phrase of the day.

LittleJack · Post by **LittleJack** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:26 pm

Eric, you can strum my dulcimer!

ellorbito · Post by **ellorbito** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:37 am

My sparkle pony embraces his...sparkly-ness. Lets hope he can make it this year.
As Savannah states...most are blissfully unaware... or so they seem.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:50 am

What if you were a sparkle pony and you don't know it?
The horrors.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:06 pm

I think we are all blind, at least at times, to our most normal mode of being.

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