Sex with Identical Twins

Rage · Post by **Rage** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:53 pm

Like many men, I've always wanted to be the meat in a FMF love sandwich. The other day I got an email from friends of ours in California that run a Nudist Retreat. Two beautiful girls, twins in their mid twenties, having heard stories about me, are coming to Burning Man this year and want to fulfill that fantasy! They sent me an email a day later expressing their desire to play.

Well, being the nice guy I am, I told them I'm game on two conditions:
1) They tie my wife up and force her to watch
2) They also play with my wife till she cums so I can watch.

So far only one of the girls is willing to go down on my wife. I would hate to lose this great experience, should I settle for only one girl with my wife?
What should I do?

sparkletarte · Post by **sparkletarte** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:12 pm

What should I do? Uhhhh, talk to your wife??? I get th ... mic rage.

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:37 pm

Dear Penthouse,

You won't believe what I'm about to tell you, I can hardly believe it myself! The other night I ordered a pizza and when the doorbell rang I opened it to find a gorgeous redhead! She was so hot I got stiff in my pants. I have a 13" cock, so it's really noticeable when I got a woody and when she glanced down at my crotch I started to get embarassed. Until I saw her nipples get hard through her tight white tee-shirt.

"Is there enough pizza to share?" she asked, looking at my raging hard-on. I thought it was my lucky night but then it got even better! "How about enough pizza for three? My dorm roomate just happens to be in the car..."

What could be better? A pizza for dinner and a three-way for desert!

At this point I...

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 7:11 pm

Lydia Love wrote:Dear Penthouse,

You won't believe what I'm about to tell you, I can hardly believe it myself! The other night I ordered a pizza and when the doorbell rang I opened it to find a gorgeous redhead! She was so hot I got stiff in my pants. I have a 13" cock, so it's really noticeable when I got a woody and when she glanced down at my crotch I started to get embarassed. Until I saw her nipples get hard through her tight white tee-shirt.

"Is there enough pizza to share?" she asked, looking at my raging hard-on. I thought it was my lucky night but then it got even better! "How about enough pizza for three? My dorm roomate just happens to be in the car..."

What could be better? A pizza for dinner and a three-way for desert!

At this point I...

Should have ordered the special: Buy one extra large 15" and get a med 12" with strap-on Bread stixs!

Screw the roommate. he can order his own Pie!

A II Z

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 11:07 pm

The Blond suddenly snatched off her panties, stood on her head and turned into a six-pack of beer.... Talk about a neato trick......mannnn

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:56 pm

Send them my name and address - I am not married!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:05 pm

you realize this scenario constitutes incest don't you?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:07 pm

are you trying to tell me that 2 sisters are going to spend a whole pile of cash and go camping in a crappy environment so that they can knock boots with you?

jesus and mary

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:32 pm

stuart wrote:you realize this scenario constitutes incest don't you?

Why? - nobody said anything about the sisters doing each other! (unless maybe the sisters are related to the wife or husband...)

Besides, what's wrong with a little incest as long as it's kept in the family?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:16 pm

let me twist the dial for you,

imagine the same scenario with
a mother and son
brothers
a brother and sister
a father and daughter

PurplMyst · Post by **PurplMyst** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:31 pm

Technically speaking, siblings are closer related to each other than they are to their parents. And as for me, I wouldn't have sex with siblings or members of the same family years apart, much less at the same time.

Rage · Post by **Rage** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:40 pm

PurplMyst wrote:Technically speaking, siblings are closer related to each other than they are to their parents. And as for me, I wouldn't have sex with siblings or members of the same family years apart, much less at the same time.

You do realize this is a joke, don't you?

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 5:50 pm

hummm... Looks like an Eplaya fools days....

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:39 pm

stuart wrote:you realize this scenario constitutes incest don't you?

For God's sake Stuart, let's not bring religion into this....

"44.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."

expectantly,
mr smith

zzberlin · Post by **zzberlin** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:20 pm

I would have sex with my brother, if he existed, and we found each other
attractive. Why not? Obviously I would not get pregnant.

I predict over the next fifty years the human lifespan will increase dramatically,
people will start having fewer kids, and the world population will remain stable
because people are living much longer.

We will continue to disassociate sex from reproduction and at that point,
why not have sex with whomever the hell you want to?

Maybe I should ask for a brother clone for Christmas.
Younger brother, definitely. Say 24.

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 5:08 am

Eeew. Ew ew ew ew ew. I hoped the thread title was a joke.

Incest aside for the moment, my big question about the ffm fantasy is this:

What on earth have you done to deserve attention from two women?

Rage · Post by **Rage** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 7:29 am

IT'S A JOKE, JOKE, JOKE!!!!

But you, being a woman, knows that there is no logic in attractions. Hell, I have an older (almost 70) friend, crusty, missing and bad teeth, broken nose and numerous other visual faults, not the most brilliant, but he's generally pleasant and confident.

He attracts good looking women in their 30's and 40's often, beds them...they buy him gifts.

Go figure!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:54 am

Red, Blue, and Green Mars has a fascinating exploration of what could happen if science cracks the immortality puzzle. Not pretty.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:54 am

All joking aside, would a parent/child who are in the same room having sex with someone else (together), but not each other, constitute incest?

in·cest ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nsst)
n.
Sexual relations between persons who are so closely related that their marriage is illegal or forbidden by custom.
The statutory crime of sexual relations with such a near relative.

Does sharing a partner count as sexual relations with each other? What if it is not at the same time, but sequentially? What if the sequence is hours or days apart instead of minutes?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:59 am

I just *assumed* that the actual title of the thread was "Fictional Bragging About Sex" and went with it...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 12:00 pm

stuart wrote:Red, Blue, and Green Mars has a fascinating exploration of what could happen if science cracks the immortality puzzle. Not pretty.

Dang it stuart! at least we'd be living in the lush prose and stunningly beautiful Robinson landscapes! Although, without Arkady. I miss Arkady.

Ozone · Post by **Ozone** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 6:42 am

Turn in your penis. Now.

Rage · Post by **Rage** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:18 am

Stuart-

What the hell are you talking about?