Barbie Death Village 2011: Tomorrow The World

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:30 pm

It is further exploitation of the working women of plastic by the greedy fat-cat capitalist exploiter organic class... We must ask, where will it end? Where will it lead? Abuse of air-filled inflatable vinyl women? Unjust exploitation of Kewpie Dolls? 30 foot tall illuminated signs made to stand out of doors, without respite or rest, in all weather? Mannequin sisters left abandoned in lonely department store aisles, to collect dust, abuse, and disdainful stares, and made to wear ugly clothing, made by their non-plastic sisters in sweatshops??!? ENOUGH, we say...

WORKING PLASTIC WOMEN OF WORLD, UNITE!

(This message of solidarity brought to you by the Sisters (and comrades) of Interrogattica. Shooting holes in your resolve since about now.)

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 3:43 pm

Barbie has been singing about wanting her freedom for a long while now.

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Major Krash · Post by **Major Krash** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:03 pm

...I have heard that, spurred on by glorious tales of Peoples Uprisings around the world recently, that the BLO (Barbie Liberation Organization) is re-organizing...

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 5:08 pm

I wonder if BLO has any jobs available?

Major Krash · Post by **Major Krash** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:47 pm

...just exactly how old are these Barbie's? And will there be any dancing?
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NRS 609.210 Employing or exhibiting minor in certain injurious, immoral or dangerous activities: Criminal penalty. Every person who employs, or causes to be employed, exhibits or has in his or her custody for exhibition or employment, any minor, and every parent, relative, guardian, employer or other person having the care, custody or control of any minor, who in any way procures or consents to the employment of the minor:
1. In begging, receiving alms, or in any mendicant occupation;
2. In any indecent or immoral exhibition or practice;
3. In any practice or exhibition dangerous or injurious to life, limb, health or morals;
4. As a messenger for delivering letters, telegrams, packages or bundles to any house of prostitution or assignation;
5. In any public dance hall within this State where alcoholic beverages are dispensed; or
6. In any area of a casino where there is gaming or where the sale of alcoholic beverages is the primary commercial activity unless the minor is in the casino area to provide entertainment pursuant to an employment contract,
ÃŠ is guilty of a misdemeanor.
[1911 C&P Â§ 558; A 1927, 234; NCL Â§ 10503]â€”(NRS A 1975, 80; 1977, 1277; 1979, 934)

NRS 609.240 Maximum hours of employment of child under 16 years of age.
1. No child under the age of 16 years may be employed, permitted or suffered to work at any gainful occupation, other than domestic service, employment as a performer in the production of a motion picture or work on a farm, more than 48 hours in any 1 week, or more than 8 hours in any 1 day.
2. The presence of a child in any establishment during working hours is prima facie evidence of employment of the child therein.
[8:232:1913; 1919 RL p. 2649; NCL Â§ 1054]â€”(NRS A 1973, 264; 1983, 1171)

magic8ball · Post by **magic8ball** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:50 pm

this is camp I do much wish to visiting.
I predict, much fun to have there, and, new romance for "the queen" of Barbie Death Village.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:59 pm

Major Krash wrote:Do they receive compensation for their labor that;
......meets Nevada or Federal minimum wage standards
......avoids being a "company store"
Are they free to leave anytime they choose (especially if offered a better gig?)

I think not, on all counts...

Slavery - plastic slavery perhaps, but Slavery none-the-less Sir! (or Ma'am...)

Who gets paid to perform on the playa?

Of course I have never been, I am not qualified to speak, but I thought every performance there was given as a gift to the community.

And, ahem, I have also read on this board that campmates who can't hack it should self-reliantly get their asses out of there.

Major Krash wrote:...just exactly how old are these Barbie's? And will there be any dancing?

Barbie is old enough to dance in Nevada: DOB 3/8/59, in fact, almost as old as me.

And, Major Krash Sir? (Sir?) It is Ma'am. Nice to meet you.

Bay Bridge Sue? I'll have some of what you're having, please.

Major Krash · Post by **Major Krash** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:12 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:...Bay Bridge Sue? I'll have some of what you're having, please. 8)

Careful now...remember that scene from the first Indiana Jones movie with the Mongolian Kantina that ended up burning to the ground?

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:19 pm

Major Krash wrote: Careful now...remember that scene from the first Indiana Jones movie with the Mongolian Kantina that ended up burning to the ground?

I'll be under the table, burnt to a crisp.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:32 am

I almost have my 38" Barbie ready for unveiling. Let me assure you, she is of majority age and sports a familiar iconic outfit appropriate for her function.

As far as over working Barbie, methinks that shit-eatin' grin on her face is sufficient indication she has no complaints.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:50 am

Trishntek wrote:I almost have my 38" Barbie ready for unveiling. Let me assure you, she is of majority age and sports a familiar iconic outfit appropriate for her function.

and if her "function" involves going to the back of the camp to Pyro's RV, then she will fit right in.

hopefully the bitch doesn't need as much coke as that last girl to "loosen" up.
The whole camp had to go without pancakes the next morning...

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:55 am

Not to mention pervasive coating of vaseline all over ... well...let your imagination run with that for while.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:29 am

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Not to mention pervasive coating of vaseline all over ... well...let your imagination run with that for while.

don't forget the 1/4" drill bit.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:45 am

How generous of you Ygmir!

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 12:38 pm

ygmir wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Not to mention pervasive coating of vaseline all over ... well...let your imagination run with that for while.
don't forget the 1/4" drill bit.

Nope,,,, 3/8"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 7:18 pm

Trishntek wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Not to mention pervasive coating of vaseline all over ... well...let your imagination run with that for while.
don't forget the 1/4" drill bit.
Nope,,,, 3/8"

I was trying to keep it tight for Doc.........after his 15 seconds, we can ream it out for the rest of us.

Jeeze.....selfish..........

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:45 pm

ygmir wrote:
Trishntek wrote:
ygmir wrote: don't forget the 1/4" drill bit.
Nope,,,, 3/8"
I was trying to keep it tight for Doc.........after his 15 seconds, we can ream it out for the rest of us.

Jeeze.....selfish..........

Hangin' head low,,,, lookin' at the ground while swirling fine dust with sole of my sandal,,,,, lower lip stickin' out,,,,,,,,

ahhhhhhh geeeeeeze,,,,,, I'm sorry

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:47 pm

Trishntek wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Trishntek wrote: Nope,,,, 3/8"
I was trying to keep it tight for Doc.........after his 15 seconds, we can ream it out for the rest of us.

Jeeze.....selfish..........
Hangin' head low,,,, lookin' at the ground while swirling fine dust with sole of my sandal,,,,, lower lip stickin' out,,,,,,,,

ahhhhhhh geeeeeeze,,,,,, I'm sorry

don't tell me MISTER!
Tell Doc, think how he must be feelin' about now.............

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:11 pm

ygmir wrote:
Trishntek wrote:
ygmir wrote: I was trying to keep it tight for Doc.........after his 15 seconds, we can ream it out for the rest of us.

Jeeze.....selfish..........
Hangin' head low,,,, lookin' at the ground while swirling fine dust with sole of my sandal,,,,, lower lip stickin' out,,,,,,,,

ahhhhhhh geeeeeeze,,,,,, I'm sorry
don't tell me MISTER!
Tell Doc, think how he must be feelin' about now.............

couldn't we just,,,, ooooohhhhh okay,,,,,, DAMMIT!

sorry Dr. Pyro I was selfish and thought *snicker* I was *snicker-snicker* small
*turns away red in the face and runs while bursting into laughter*

Major Krash · Post by **Major Krash** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 4:37 am

....there are at least TWO sides to that Doll, you know...just sayin

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:53 am

Oh yes, "air tight Barbie"!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:08 am

plug one hole, to create suction?.........

haha

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 8:28 am

I think it means every orifice filled.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:04 am

If you people knew that I named my dog Barbie (Ygmir has actually seen her) I'd probably never hear the end of it.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 9:33 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:If you people knew that I named my dog Barbie (Ygmir has actually seen her) I'd probably never hear the end of it.

well, yes, I have seen her..........

I can't say any more, without risking not being invited back to Doc's for any of the parties

JTowne · Post by **JTowne** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:56 pm

2011 will be my first year and I must say this is definitely one of the first attractions I plan to make it to before I succumb to the flow and whim of the event. Can't wait to stop by and join in haha!

Finnegan · Post by **Finnegan** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:51 pm

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:54 pm

Killbuck · Post by **Killbuck** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:28 pm

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri Feb 11, 2011 12:39 pm

Kernul Killbuck wrote:

Down with the chamber in the back of the Fire doctors RV

Barbie Death Village 2011: Tomorrow The World

No blood for wine!