Fuck!

[goathead]

Fuck

Our old desk phone died here at work many years ago.
What I would give to have one like it again over this fucking cordless piece of crap we have now, or our worthless hard line phone.

sometime new things are not really better things.

[graidawg]

FUCK
now i have to wait till wednesday to get my ticket

FUCK FUCK FUCK

i want it nowwwwww!
stupid bloody ex gf wanting to be sure all her bills are payed before i use her card its not like i havent given her the money (well most of it)
FUCK to not having a bank account because of my stupid ex boss fucking me over and not paying my redundancy
FUCK i am so fucking impatient till i get my confirmation code it wont be real.
plus i'm still worried about those ticket buying wizards getting them all.
Dont tell me about craiglist or whatever no good without a bank account is it?

fuck

[BAS]

fuck me. I took three days off from work with the specific idea of getting stupidly high over them, which I succeeded with, via Vannilla Spice from a local head shop, pipe from head shop, lighter from head shop, vaporizer from ioffer, etc. Actually, I should probably mention the stuff from a guy who can't even type American English correctly.

I have made a rehab app't.

Right now I am trying to come down enough not to feel like throwing up again. I need some rest and then to see my doctor.

[BAS]

I think I now need to clear my mind, relax, get some rest (on my side, just in case), and call my doctor for an appointment. I gave up trying to tell them I think I might be bipolar. i kept getting the reply "But the treatment for depression and anxiety disorder is SO much more effective...!)

Well, I haven't got that from my current doctor yet, so there might be some hope. I think I am actrually optimistic, given their last reaction .

Sorry for the drama.

[Elorrum]

Fuck. (that's just for protocol... doubt, action, you are doing some positive work.) BAS, try saying, "I give up. What do you suggest Dr.?" and then do what is suggested. Just try it. Keep working at it. I'm pulling for you.

[Bob Bitchen]

Hey I got a Fuck joke.

Little Tommy went to school & took his rubber duck.

There was this little girl who asked can I have your duck he said no

She said I'll do anything for it. Tommy said ok so they went behind the bushes & Fucked.

Now Tommy asked the little girl later can I please have my duck back she said no

So Tommy said I'll do anything for it she said ok & they went behind the bushes & fucked again.

On Tommys way home he accidently dropped his duck in the street.

And a big truck ran it over Tommy started to cry.

They truck driver stopped & said I'm sorry young man here is $2.00 to go buy yourself a new duck.

Tommy went home & his mom asked him how his day went.

He said well.

I got a Fuck for a Duck & a Duck for a Fuck & $2.00 for a Fucked up Duck.

Fuck um if they can't take a Joke & Joke um if they can't take a Fuck.

Bob Bitchen

[BAS]

Got a doctor's appointment Monday, rehab appointment for Tues. the 22nd. I'm not high any more but still am really feeling crappy (should that be "fucky" for this thread? That doesn't sound quite the same.)

Ugh.

[tamarakay]

BAS i'm pulling for you too. Elorrium gave you very good advice, sometimes it's best if we let others figure it out for a while. take a break and let them take care of you for a bit.

[unjonharley]

Speak of fuck...


Thise is your peewee..

viagra

This is your peewee on drugs

[graidawg]

BAS i'm pulling for you too. Elorrium gave you very good advice, sometimes it's best if we let others figure it out for a while. take a break and let them take care of you for a bit.

seconded!

[unjonharley]

Fuck yes..

Got a laser shot in the eye a couple weeks age.. Just got the new glasses..

No more double vision.. At first the glasses didn't help.. After 24 hours only the slightest gost around a printed word.. The eyes had to ajust to the new lens..

[tamarakay]

Fuck yes..

Got a laser shot in the eye a couple weeks age.. Just got the new glasses..

No more double vision.. At first the glasses didn't help.. After 24 hours only the slightest gost around a printed word.. The eyes had to ajust to the new lens..

fuck yes! i can't convince the eye docs that i really have a ghost. fuckheads tell me i'd have to have brain injury to see what i'm describing. my i pm you for more info?

[unjonharley]

Fuck yes..

Got a laser shot in the eye a couple weeks age.. Just got the new glasses..

No more double vision.. At first the glasses didn't help.. After 24 hours only the slightest gost around a printed word.. The eyes had to ajust to the new lens..

fuck yes! i can't convince the eye docs that i really have a ghost. fuckheads tell me i'd have to have brain injury to see what i'm describing. my i pm you for more info?

There was a little scare on the cushion behind the caterac lens..
The lazer helped, Then a new glasses les... I'm so use to not seeing I forget to look.. Instead I still ask other to look for me.. Now it's a whole new world sence 2001..

I have has a closed head brain injury.. That has fucked up my wole life..

On esmart mouthed tec told me " you don't have double vision" Right after I said I did.. My daughter went after his job..

Now I'm in a fight to have my hearing worked on.. Maybe try Blue Noise or some thing.. There fucking hrar test shows I can hear.. Ya well I want the noise to stop.. Paying me off is not helping.. Did not say the right thing when I sued before..

[Bob Bitchen]

Fuck

I Fucking Guess Nobody Fucking Liked my Fucking Fuck Joke.

Well Fuck

Fuck um if they can't take a Joke & Joke um if they can't take a Fuck.

Fucking Bob Fucking Bitchen Fuck

Daves Not Here

[ibdave]

Oh I'm here,
just didn't like your joke...
that's all
for
now...

[Bob Bitchen]

Sorry Hope you didn't get offended

I was just trying to tell a good fuck joke on the fuck thred

Later Bob Bitchen

[theCryptofishist]

The fucking fuck thread isn't for fucking jokes. It's to say "FUCK!" when that needs to be said. A death in the family, perhaps. So the fuck joke just looks really out of place. There's another thread in this fucked subforum for jokes. Next time fucking post it there.

[BAS]

Sorry about the Phone Car-- Fuck, I never got to see it before it got smashed!

[Bob Bitchen]

Again Sorry for the Fuck Joke.
Seriously now.

Does it count if your Fucking Dog Dies

Fuck I had to put down my 13 year old Minture Schnauzer Max.

October 4th 2010 after last years Burning Man he was my Fucking Best Friend.

I Fucking Miss him alot.

He was not eating back in April 2010 they said they thought it was his bladder stones for the 2nd time. Then when he stopped eating again in late Sept 2010 they found a fist size cancerous tumor in his belly Fuck.

He was in a lot of Fucking Pain.

I could tell he was not ready to die yet but they said his Blood counts & other counts & stuff everything was way down. they said he would not make it through the week end. Fuck.

He did make it through the weekend. On Saturday we took him to our local IHOP & our waitress friend had the cook make him a Hamburger.

He loved it.

We let him eat or drink anything he wanted all weekend long

On Monday October 4th I had to call the Vet to come to our home & put him to sleep Fuck.

It really sucked.

I have never had to do this before. I held him in my arms while they did it & felt his last breath & Heart beat. I Fucking Miss him so much

But at least I know he is out of pain and suffering.

Take care Bob Bitchen




Sorry about the Phone Car-- Fuck, I never got to see it before it got smashed!

[unjonharley]

Again Sorry for the Fuck Joke.
Seriously now.

Does it count if your Fucking Dog Dies

Fuck I had to put down my 13 year old Minture Schnauzer Max.

October 4th 2010 after last years Burning Man he was my Fucking Best Friend.

I Fucking Miss him alot.

He was not eating back in April 2010 they said they thought it was his bladder stones for the 2nd time. Then when he stopped eating again in late Sept 2010 they found a fist size cancerous tumor in his belly Fuck.

He was in a lot of Fucking Pain.

I could tell he was not ready to die yet but they said his Blood counts & other counts & stuff everything was way down. they said he would not make it through the week end. Fuck.

He did make it through the weekend. On Saturday we took him to our local IHOP & our waitress friend had the cook make him a Hamburger.

He loved it.

We let him eat or drink anything he wanted all weekend long

On Monday October 4th I had to call the Vet to come to our home & put him to sleep Fuck.

It really sucked.

I have never had to do this before. I held him in my arms while they did it & felt his last breath & Heart beat. I Fucking Miss him so much

But at least I know he is out of pain and suffering.

Take care Bob Bitchen




Sorry about the Phone Car-- Fuck, I never got to see it before it got smashed!

Fuck, Bob that a sad.. I like my floor people more than people..

[ygmir]

fuck Bobbitchin......I'm sittin with a little tear...

that's the worst.
but, know, you did the best,
good grub, for a dog, is da best. you know he went on a "high note".

Farewell, dear friend,
I go, as I must.
Thank you for the time we had.
Thank you for being "pack" with me,
as we spent our days.
All is as it should be.

[jella]

((((bobbitchin)) fuck that's touching and sad, I've had dogs my whole life and it never get easier.
I'm gonna go hug my 14 year old yellow lab and play tug a war with my boston terror.

[Sham]

Sorry about the Phone Car-- Fuck, I never got to see it before it got smashed!

Thanks. The car was put up for auction by the insurance company that carried the insurance. I bought it back from them for the high bid last week. I am now determined to make that car look like brand new. I love that fucking car!

I am very sorry to hear about the loss of the pets here. My car means nothing compared to losing a friend like that.

[unjonharley]

Sorry about the Phone Car-- Fuck, I never got to see it before it got smashed!

Thanks. The car was put up for auction by the insurance company that carried the insurance. I bought it back from them for the high bid last week. I am now determined to make that car look like brand new. I love that fucking car!

I am very sorry to hear about the loss of the pets here. My car means nothing compared to losing a friend like that.

Fuck put tourniquet or a big fucking bandaid on it

[Bob Bitchen]

Thanks for the Support Burning Man Friends

It was a hard choice to make but it had to be done. Fuck

My dogs full name Maxamillion Berry Jovalusky May he always be Remembered and Never Forgotten

Now that my Best Friend is gone My other Best Friend(My Wife)
wants a Fucking Divorce

What the Fuck Next Fuck it all.

I'm so glad to be coming back home to Burning Man to find myself so I can move on.

We have been together for 22 years & Married for 19 last January.
She is 15 years older than me. I met her when I was 22 & she was 37 We had many great years together.

Not sure if I will be Fucking Divorced buy then but no mater what I will not let anything get me down.

It's all about #1 Me.

Bob Bitchen

[graidawg]

FUCK

[TomServo]

Thanks for the Support Burning Man Friends

It was a hard choice to make but it had to be done. Fuck

My dogs full name Maxamillion Berry Jovalusky May he always be Remembered and Never Forgotten

Now that my Best Friend is gone My other Best Friend(My Wife)
wants a Fucking Divorce

What the Fuck Next Fuck it all.

I'm so glad to be coming back home to Burning Man to find myself so I can move on.

We have been together for 22 years & Married for 19 last January.
She is 15 years older than me. I met her when I was 22 & she was 37 We had many great years together.

Not sure if I will be Fucking Divorced buy then but no mater what I will not let anything get me down.

It's all about #1 Me.

Bob Bitchen

If it helps any, my wife insisted on going to Burning Man. I didn't want to go..but she insisted. I wound up falling in love with BM and she hated it...and her excuse for our divorce was that I was too into Burning Man. go figure!

[Bob Bitchen]

If it helps any, my wife insisted on going to Burning Man. I didn't want to go..but she insisted. I wound up falling in love with BM and she hated it...and her excuse for our divorce was that I was too into Burning Man. go figure!



Dude That really Fucking Sucks.

My wife did not want to go with me last year which was my first year.

She said I don't want to camp in the desert & look at art.

She had no concept what Burning Man is about. I don't either ha ha.

I had a lot of fun but I have never cheated on my wife & still have not.

I love her more than anything but she doesn't seem to care.

I'm pretty sure its over.

Can't wait to get to Burning Man this year.

Maybe we will run into each other.

Fuck those bitches.

Don't get me wrong I Love Pussy but remember.

Dont sweat the petty things. Just pet the sweaty things.

Bob Bitchen

[Bob Bitchen]

The last 2 days have been starting out FUCKED for me.

My truck battery has been Fucking dead & I have had to ask for a jump start.

I drive & stop & it starts right up.

But when I got out of work last night it was Fucking Dead again.

Luckly My fellow Plant Operator has given me a jump start.

I think its my Fucking Battery at least thats all I hope it is.

I'm going to get a new one tomorrow.

Bob Bitchen.



Fuck those Bitches.

Don't get me wrong I Love Pussy but remember.

Dont Sweat the Petty things. Just Pet the Sweaty things.

Bob Bitchen

[tamarakay]

Fuck the flu. i've been telling those fuckers at work to stay at the fucking other end of fucking cubicle hell or stay the fuck at home, but no and now i'm fucking sick and my son's wedding shower is this fucking saturday and my fucking mother (how come at 50 when i typed that i still ducked?) is coming tomorrow to spend the fucking night.

fuck. and i think i've irritated jigjam. fuck.

and i hate fucking sprite. ESPECIALLY hate it coming the fuck back up.

(wow, this really does works(!))

*edited cause you really can't see or spell for shit when typing with 103 fever*