Affirmations!

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:19 pm

"I choose to believe that I am able to create my heart's desire, without limitation until I realize just how much a loser I am."

III · Post by **III** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 3:11 pm

if *i* think that i'm a winner, it doesn't matter how many people think otherwise.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:22 am

are you shilling for the special olympics?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:56 am

"I will endevour to make the world a better place."

If you need me I'll be down at the local McDonald's with my rifle.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 9:56 pm

"I choose success by embracing and accepting my authentic self and realize that I’m the most successful alcoholic fucknob that I know of."

Concept2w · Post by **Concept2w** » Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:06 pm

The probability of an unfortunate event to happen is inversely proportional to it's desirability.

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 8:15 pm

aman.

mr smith

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Dec 18, 2003 7:59 pm

"I AM divine, of free will and I choose to accept that abundance and prosperity manifests for me in the form of excellent health, endless supply of money and loving relationships with others. You schlubs can fight over the fucking crumbs. Blessed Be."

raven74 · Post by **raven74** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 1:08 am

I'm a verb not a noun....in a constant state of "doing"

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Fri Dec 19, 2003 3:09 pm

A polished knob a xmas is simply one more manifestation of the rightness of the Universe.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:48 pm

"I love and respect my ability to trust the qualities the Creator has given me. I choose to let go of all my doubts and hesitations but choose to hold on to this bottle of bourbon, script of Qualludes and my porn collection."

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 9:05 pm

"I trust and love myself, and I know that I have the power to create a positive, joyful and abundant life for myself as long as it includes firearms, liquor and a few half-wit dullards to make fun of."

technopatra · Post by **technopatra** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 12:45 pm

Badger wrote:"I love and respect my ability to trust the qualities the Creator has given me. I choose to let go of all my doubts and hesitations but choose to hold on to this bottle of bourbon, script of Qualludes and my porn collection."

Sigh.. I miss quaaludes...

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:23 pm

My professional life is an extension of myself and my ego. As long as I remain comfortable lying, cheating and stealing I will thrive and prosper, and amass more stuff then most anybody.

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:38 pm

(my heart's aflutter)

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:46 pm

"I love and respect my ability to be aware of the over all view – even if, ultimately, my view is the only one worth a rat’s ass."

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:39 pm

this thread is cracking me up.......

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:54 pm

I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:24 pm

I'd completely forgotten this thread.

This was before DVD Buh-nah caused the mass exodus out of here.

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:26 pm

I miss all of you...

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:27 pm

Food is nothing more than shit with benefits.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:17 am

listening to some people, helps me appreciate silence.

Jane Eric · Post by **Jane Eric** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:00 am

Update from 2003: I'm still snarky, still sarcastic and still cynical and people still say I'm funny.

Damn you Badger for making me look/post.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:14 am

"Enthusiasm is my daily exercise!!!"

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:32 pm

It's all good, baby.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:51 pm

By the grace of Dog they'll never find out where I hid the bodies. Thank you Jebus.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:25 pm

contrary to what the verve said i can confirm the drugs do work

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:47 pm

My ability to accomplish is only limited by my willingness to participate.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:42 pm

Iâ€™m good enough, Iâ€™m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:59 pm

â€œI weigh balance and chaos equally in each hand; I recognize and value the benefits, as well as the dangers, present in every aspect of each side - each hand; Therefore, all of my decisions are weighted towards the hand holding the booze, drugs, and remote for the porn channel. I'll use the other hand to hold my vibrator while I pleasure myself.â€

Affirmations!

I whole heartedly agree...