Affirmations!

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:10 pm

"I believe in fairies and unicorns. I believe in ultimate love and beauty and compassion, as well as joy and playfullness and celebration, and partake in these aspects of life, every moment that I'm high on ecstasy. After that, all bets are off and you all get to go back to being stupid, boring assholes."

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:25 pm

damn, iso. i like your affirmation book better than mine.

hmmm. now there's an idea for a new product to sell -- an affirmation book that comes with a vibrator. picture if you will, a girl has book in one hand, toy in the other,

"Sunday, February 27th ~ I SHALL LOVE MYSELF ALL DAY"

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:59 pm

[quote="Isotopia"]â€œI weigh balance and chaos equally in each hand; I recognize and value the benefits, as well as the dangers, present in every aspect of each side - each hand; Therefore, all of my decisions are weighted towards the hand holding the booze, drugs, and remote for the porn channel. I'll use the other hand to hold my vibrator while I pleasure myself.â€

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 6:25 am

Where has this thread been all my life?!

You are lovable and punctual.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 10:32 am

problems bother me only to the degree i permit them to.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:28 pm

I'm extremely ginger, fucking proud of it thankyou. Claim it, own it, throw it in the face of the bland masses with their common-ass hair colors. You are genetically elite.

Bwahahahaha, this is actually TRUE! That ginger gene comes straight from the Viking ancestors who seeded several continents with their DNA. Those guys really got around. So be proud, Grai; that line is strong, sturdy and resourceful. Not to mention charming, creative, attractive, all the qualities that attract mates.
this made me so happy i wanted to put it here too.

so ner ner all you bland boring blondes

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 5:46 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:damn, iso. i like your affirmation book better than mine.

hmmm. now there's an idea for a new product to sell -- an affirmation book that comes with a vibrator. picture if you will, a girl has book in one hand, toy in the other,

"Sunday, February 27th ~ I SHALL LOVE MYSELF ALL DAY"

Wow! I'm impressed! I start chaffing after a couple of hours.

I will learn to control my animalistic tendencies and refrain from eating anyone this week!