What sucks about you?

Bob Bitchen · Post by **Bob Bitchen** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:32 am

What Sucks about me Everything.

I guess thats why my wife wants a divorce

Bob Bitchen

Fuck Um if they can't take a Joke & Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.

Don't sweat the petty things just pet the sweaty things.

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gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:32 am

shykat wrote:I am too shy around people i do not know.

I try and work on this and when i start talking to new people i over think everything i say.

Thats when i start drinking to bury the insecurities.

And then become obnoxious. oye i can't win

Don't know if this helps, but most of the time nobody is listening anyway.

I am startled, and a little alarmed when I find anyone is listening to me.

Even so, no one cares if you say something stupid.
Stupid people run much of this world.

Perhaps you hadn't noticed?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:51 am

gyre wrote:
shykat wrote:I am too shy around people i do not know.

I try and work on this and when i start talking to new people i over think everything i say.

Thats when i start drinking to bury the insecurities.

And then become obnoxious. oye i can't win
Don't know if this helps, but most of the time nobody is listening anyway.

I am startled, and a little alarmed when I find anyone is listening to me.

Even so, no one cares if you say something stupid.
Stupid people run much of this world.

Perhaps you hadn't noticed?

uh............ (redacted).............

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:31 pm

DVD Burner wrote:
jack_k wrote:Eerie statement monkeypoo.

And ever eerier picture.

I agree!
Monkeypoo knows I love her!
Please be ok!

Well, of course, I'm OK!!!! You know me. Anybody who really knows me here (and you who you are) knows I ride a rollercoaster at times, I disappear off the planet, but I come back, I'm quirky, I'm definitely a survivor of everything, I'm deeply emotional, compassionate, artistic, expressive, talk too much, love too much, excessive, have an addictive personality, like living on the edge. Ya either love me or hate me. I, too, suck with my mouth. I have really stinky farts at times. I can spit loogies like a man. Very lady-like, I know, but then who said I was a lady? Oh, and I fling poo on folks at events sometimes. Actually, its chocolate pudding, and sometimes people get worried about the whole MOOP thing, but I'll lick it off you, OK? Maybe. If I like you. Happy now?

PS: I love you, too, DVD. You're super cool in my book, hon. xoxoxo

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:47 pm

ygmir wrote:
gyre wrote:
shykat wrote:I am too shy around people i do not know.

I try and work on this and when i start talking to new people i over think everything i say.

Thats when i start drinking to bury the insecurities.

And then become obnoxious. oye i can't win
Don't know if this helps, but most of the time nobody is listening anyway.
uh............ (redacted).............

Well said.

See what I mean, Shykat?

shykat · Post by **shykat** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 5:54 pm

Yeah

The older i get, the easier it all seems.

Good thing is, i can now cancel my therapy and just use this tread. :P

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 6:11 pm

shykat wrote:Good thing is, i can now cancel my therapy and just use this thread.

this is the most intelligently honest thing i've ever fucking heard on this website since i've been here.

welcome to the eplaya sanitarium. we're your friends and family now.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:11 pm

Another thing about me that sucks, most all with the exception of a few select friends of mine that have known me for at least 5 years or more, assume some of the most moronic things about me.

Such as, for some reason people feel I have the need to lie.
People that know me personally know that I have no time to lie!
My life is that crazy enough to not have enough time to make things up.

There are a few other things that makes it suck to be me but this definitely is at the top of the list!

I have had, and have, and am having the most incredible life, I am not sure I would wish on anyone!

It's always been this way for me from birth!

Yeah I had another incredible day but not only does it have it's ups and downs, there is just no time to make this shit up nor can I in most cases discuss in an open forum what my life is like in real time.

I am sure many here feel the same!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:34 pm

Ok, I think that's it for today!

Like, "holy shit!".

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:36 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
shykat wrote:Good thing is, i can now cancel my therapy and just use this thread.
this is the most intelligently honest thing i've ever fucking heard on this website since i've been here.

welcome to the eplaya sanitarium. we're your friends and family now.

MONKEY POO I LOVE YOU!

Hope you are doing ok?

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 9:40 pm

gyre wrote:
ygmir wrote:
gyre wrote: Don't know if this helps, but most of the time nobody is listening anyway.
uh............ (redacted).............
Well said.

See what I mean, Shykat?

Monkeypoo wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:
jack_k wrote:Eerie statement monkeypoo.

And ever eerier picture.

I agree!
Monkeypoo knows I love her!
Please be ok!
Well, of course, I'm OK!!!! You know me. Anybody who really knows me here (and you who you are) knows I ride a rollercoaster at times, I disappear off the planet, but I come back, I'm quirky, I'm definitely a survivor of everything, I'm deeply emotional, compassionate, artistic, expressive, talk too much, love too much, excessive, have an addictive personality, like living on the edge. Ya either love me or hate me. I, too, suck with my mouth. I have really stinky farts at times. I can spit loogies like a man. Very lady-like, I know, but then who said I was a lady? Oh, and I fling poo on folks at events sometimes. Actually, its chocolate pudding, and sometimes people get worried about the whole MOOP thing, but I'll lick it off you, OK? Maybe. If I like you. Happy now?

PS: I love you, too, DVD. You're super cool in my book, hon. xoxoxo

Better and more efficient than a "Like" link!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:24 pm

Ok, last last thing cause i gotta go to work.

I'm not exactly the "Beaver" also!

Ok, so there. I admitted it!

Never been in any legal trouble........any trouble at all but I do and have come very close.

Ok, so I live life on the edge!

So what, sucks to be me that I like having a BLAST almost all of the time!

Sometimes that's a tight rope which is in the spirit of BM just as long as no one gets hurt.......not unless there are those that want to be.

AND THAT IS A DIFFERENT STORY!

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:44 pm

Earlier I may have played into this little fun game about "What Sucks About You?" but I'm just not playing anymore. I see how you operate. You got me curious with your catchy clever thread title. Then before I knew it, after reading things that sucked about you and you and you, and how you felt sucky about yourselves, well, I began doubting myself. Soon I too found things that sucked about myself. First it was just one thing. Then two. Then ten. Before I knew it I was thinking-- Poo, there's a lot of things you suck at, girl....or suck on...or...?? I can't even remember now. I know it had something to do with sucking something. See how confused you've made me? You're a CULT! I suspected it in 2002. Well, ya know what? I've changed my mind. I won't join in. I'm leaving. There's absolutely nothing that sucks about me. I take back every thing I posted earlier that said I sucked. You had me brainwashed and confused. The Cult News Network message board talks about groups like you. I don't suck. Nothing sucks about me. You people are crazy.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:51 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:Earlier I may have played into this little fun game about "What Sucks About You?" but I'm just not playing anymore. I see how you operate. You got me curious with your catchy clever thread title. Then before I knew it, after reading things that sucked about you and you and you, and how you felt sucky about yourselves, well, I began doubting myself. Soon I too found things that sucked about myself. First it was just one thing. Then two. Then ten. Before I knew it I was thinking-- Poo, there's a lot of things you suck at, girl....or suck on...or...?? I can't even remember now. I know it had something to do with sucking something. See how confused you've made me? You're a CULT! I suspected it in 2002. Well, ya know what? I've changed my mind. I won't join in. I'm leaving. There's absolutely nothing that sucks about me. I take back every thing I posted earlier that said I sucked. You had me brainwashed and confused. The Cult News Network message board talks about groups like you. I don't suck. Nothing sucks about me. You people are crazy.

Wow!

Seems you and so many have missed my point!

Ok, ok...............ok.........................

I never thought at any point anyone could figure about what .......................

Like I said many many times previously...........................it usually takes 3-5 or more years for most to figure out I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!

Heck, it took my parents and family over 40 years to figure out what I am.

It's only this way in America!

AMERICANS ARE THE DUMBEST!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 10:55 pm

What will always suck about me is.......

I will almost always have been right!

I HAVE ALMOST/95 PERCENT OF THE TIME BEEN RIGHT ON SO MANY TOPICS AND I AM BEING MODEST!

I would like to leave this world now!

FUCK EVERYONE!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:24 pm

Sorry to be this way but my main purpose of making this thread was for those of us to make fun of our mistakes. Those of us that could handle being able of being happy with our accomplishments during times of displeasure

Everyone makes mistakes!

I'll go even further, one time, durring my early 20's one of my first time girlfriends and I were looking at a porn magazine, (yes I am showing my age) and I said to her, "Hey, what is the fucking deal with this dudes dick?" )

She said, " he is uncircumcised".

I said, "No fuckin way".

And she said "WAY".

So I said, "I'll bet you 100.00 he is not because I am".

She said "Ok".

So that night, she and I went to my cousin and her fiance's place for diner.

Mind you My girlfriend at the time and I brought the porn mag with us, and asked the question.

"Was I circumcised or not?"

Needless to say, TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT I FOUND OUT THE TRUTH!

If you can possibally imagine this, a cam above my head as I looked up and yelled "NOOOOOOOO"!

Ok, so hey, I never heard so many people laugh at me for what sucked about me that my parents never told me, nor anyone else, I was circumcised!

It's what I meant by this thread!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:45 pm

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On the edge tightrope!

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Can any of you do either of this?

I can!

Sucks to be me!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sat Feb 26, 2011 11:52 pm

or how indifferent can anyone of you all be?

I can AND IT SUCKS TO BE ME!

BM NEVER USED TO BE UNACCEPTABLE!

but then again, it sucks to be me!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:14 am

I've changed my mind! I don't suck nor does my life. So what if people don't like me, thats there problem not MINE. It just means that the ydont get to share in my awesmoeness and completley inability to type a whole sentence with out multiple typos.

I AM FUCKING AWESOME for a semiskilled undereducated lazy alcoholic with tendency to whatever drug is offered and just enough work to not get sacked

Its not my fault i am slightly ginger - that was mother sleeping with the ladyboys in singapore i wasn there at the time and didnt get the chance to fill out an application form.
ok i am slightly overweight but choose to be that way more room for food and booze.
yea i could do with shaving more often but i like the tramp look, it means i get a seat on the bus

i prefer masturbating to having a girlfriend my hand never complains i didnt satisfy it !

it doesnt matter if am habitually late for work i wasnt going to do anything anyway!

if i didnt drink so much the alcohol industry would suffer in this economic crisis- same for the drug industry. who gets to product test the stuff if not me, I'M SAVING LIVES PEOPLE!

as for being on the internet too much well if i wasnt here i may go out then i would interact with people get alife, friends possibly a gf smile more often drink less do less drugs and . .
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oh ok i see your point

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:19 am

Think negative about me all you like!

Sucks to be me!

I thought................................

Way back in the day.......

SIGH!

Those of us that thought this.......................

Ok, so maybe I was perhaps the weirdest one............

But it was way cool then.........and many years after.

Then somewhere along the way, maybe about 10 or more years ago, things got ................................I dont know the words to post....................

but suddenly it sucked to be me.

I dont feel sucky but here it is!

I have a blast all over the world because of .........................

Anyhoo.......................

Sucks to be me!

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:32 am

DVD Burner wrote:Think negative about me all you like!

Sucks to be me!

I thought................................

Way back in the day.......

SIGH!

Those of us that thought this.......................

Ok, so maybe I was perhaps the weirdest one............

But it was way cool then.........and many years after.

Then somewhere along the way, maybe about 10 or more years ago, things got ................................I dont know the words to post....................

but suddenly it sucked to be me.

I dont feel sucky but here it is!

I have a blast all over the world because of .........................

Anyhoo.......................

Sucks to be me!

Hey DVD! Didn't you have to be at work like,,,,, TWO HOURS AGO???

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:35 am

Mind you this has nothing to do with Drugs and Alcohol!

Sober or not, it sucks to be me!

This is a fact!

I create killer shit whether or not I am sober or not!

PEOPLE LETS BE REAL!

lets face facts, there are those of us that are the way we are.

GOOD BAD AND UGLY!

It's all good, but there are those that want to make MISERY!

Just the way it is and sucks to be you!

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Great vid but then again this.................I understand POOS post!

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DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 12:40 am

Trishntek wrote:
DVD Burner wrote:Think negative about me all you like!

Sucks to be me!

I thought................................

Way back in the day.......

SIGH!

Those of us that thought this.......................

Ok, so maybe I was perhaps the weirdest one............

But it was way cool then.........and many years after.

Then somewhere along the way, maybe about 10 or more years ago, things got ................................I dont know the words to post....................

but suddenly it sucked to be me.

I dont feel sucky but here it is!

I have a blast all over the world because of .........................

Anyhoo.......................

Sucks to be me!
Hey DVD! Didn't you have to be at work like,,,,, TWO HOURS AGO???

yeah, i am at work now and am about to leave to go to another one at about 5!

Nite!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

So I get 3 hours sleep till then.

I work harder than most and most dont even know it!

Sucks to be me!

Great timing BTW!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:01 am

High quality audio
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I'm the urban space man, baby; I've got speed
I've got everything I need
I'm the urban spaceman, baby; I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

I don't need pleasure
I don't feel pain
If you were to knock me down I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman, baby; I'm makin' out
I'm all about

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place

I'm the urban spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean
Know what I mean?
I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none
It's a lot of fun

I never let my friends down
I've never made a boob
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube

I'm the urban spaceman, baby; here comes the twist--
I don't exist!!!

And a favorite

Post by **Eric** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:47 am

graidawg wrote:I AM FUCKING AWESOME for a semiskilled undereducated lazy alcoholic with tendency to whatever drug is offered

Instant Burning Man qualifier there.

graidawg wrote:Its not my fault i am slightly ginger

I'm extremely ginger, fucking proud of it thankyou. Claim it, own it, throw it in the face of the bland masses with their common-ass hair colors. You are genetically elite.

Oh, since I never answered the title of the thread- nothing sucks about me. There might be bumps in the road, but over-all "sucks about me"- nada. Like Poo said, no need to play that game, never has been, so I don't.

edit- missed a word

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:03 am

Eric wrote:
graidawg wrote:I AM FUCKING AWESOME for a semiskilled undereducated lazy alcoholic with tendency to whatever drug is offered
Instant Burning Man qualifier there.

graidawg wrote:Its not my fault i am slightly ginger
I'm extremely ginger, fucking proud of it thankyou. Claim it, own, throw it in the face of the bland masses with their common-ass hair colors. You are genetically elite.

Oh, since I never answered the title of the thread- nothing sucks about me. There might be bumps in the road, but over-all "sucks about me"- nada. Like Poo said, no need to play that game, never has been, so I don't.

You are very ginger Eric which is cool, its the slightly ginger pisses me off, its like my beard kind of wants to be ginger and my hair kind of wants to be a different ginger but not really that much and maybe a bit brown too. but they went the whole hog with the alergic to sunlight thing it takes me about 30 minutes to burn in normal sunlight, so the desert sun i will probably burn before ii manage to get the sunblock on

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:08 am

Ok, really reall last thing for the night that sucks about me.

I hate, ( and most guys would beg to differ) having my dick and balls grabbed in public in front of someone I really may or they me have liked!

Just happened and sorry about posting this.........and then some not!

Nite!

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 2:30 am

What sucks about me? The fact that I've let an overglorified camping trip to the Nevada desert suck so much time, money, and energy out of me.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 3:40 am

Kinetic V wrote:What sucks about me? The fact that I've let an overglorified camping trip to the Nevada desert suck so much time, money, and energy out of me.

not sure if that qualifies!

Nite!

Really this time!

(so like hey, I gotta get my porn in)

Post by **Sham** » Sun Feb 27, 2011 4:56 am

DVD, what sucks about you is that you are single handedly sucking the life and spirit out of this forum. You continue to start deadended threads that you try to make all about YOU! Your endless benign drivel filled threads are making this forum a boring place to read and visit.
What really sucks, is that you somehow think within your simple mind, is that you are entertaining and enlightening the community.
You have no ability to take a hint or to understand direct communication.
The best I can do is try to explain this to you. No doubt, an exercise in futility.

Carry on DVD.