Thinking about making a list of those that are Mormons to me

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Thinking about making a list of those that are Mormons to me

Post by oneeyeddick » Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:34 pm

well, I will start with Jerome Templaugh...just look at that name.

OBVIOUSLY a Mormon!

Then there is AntiM... living where she is, ruling us with her guilt tripping patterns and trying to make all of us act the same way.

DEFINATELY a Mormon!

Well, then there is Ygmir...I know this man all to well, he wears the magical underware and makes them look GOOD!

Gotta be a Mormon!

Let's see...then there is Eric...he plays the organ all the time if you know what I mean.
How the hell would you be able to play an organ that well unless you have been practicing when no one is watching?

MORMON!!!

I could go on all night, but I thought maybe I would give the rest of you a chance at exposing all these people for the frauds that they are.


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Post by Eric » Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:50 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:Let's see...then there is Eric...he plays the organ all the time if you know what I mean.
How the hell would you be able to play an organ that well unless you have been practicing when no one is watching?
I never get to play with the magic underwear...
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Post by Ranger Genius » Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:36 am

Actually, AntiM had her name removed from the rolls, so she's actually not a Mormon anymore.

Me, I'm hoping to get excommunicated someday. So go ahead and put me on your list until I can manage to do something noteworthy enough to warrant the honor of being kicked out.
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Post by ygmir » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:23 am

*grabs metal detector, heads for Missouri woods to look for golden plates*

I'll show you guys magic underwear.................
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:25 am

I am a Mormon in principle, i guess...
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Post by graidawg » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:27 am

ygmir wrote:*grabs metal detector, heads for Missouri woods to look for golden plates*

I'll show you guys magic underwear.................
ooo tazers, twinkies, unexplained 'tools' now ygmirs magic underwear this keeps getting better and better.
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Post by ygmir » Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:51 am

graidawg wrote:
ygmir wrote:*grabs metal detector, heads for Missouri woods to look for golden plates*

I'll show you guys magic underwear.................
ooo tazers, twinkies, unexplained 'tools' now ygmirs magic underwear this keeps getting better and better.
oh, just wait


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Post by Dr. Pyro » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:12 am

After thinking it over, I'd make a lousy Mormon.
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Post by Elderberry » Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:19 am

Ranger Genius wrote:Actually, AntiM had her name removed from the rolls, so she's actually not a Mormon anymore.

Me, I'm hoping to get excommunicated someday. So go ahead and put me on your list until I can manage to do something noteworthy enough to warrant the honor of being kicked out.
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Post by goathead » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:06 am

guess that is why I go to the BRC

no membership required...
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Post by AntiM » Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:07 am

jkisha wrote:
Ranger Genius wrote:Actually, AntiM had her name removed from the rolls, so she's actually not a Mormon anymore.

Me, I'm hoping to get excommunicated someday. So go ahead and put me on your list until I can manage to do something noteworthy enough to warrant the honor of being kicked out.
Do you wear the underwear?

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You only get to wear the underwear of you've been ordained in the temple. Guess who doesn't qualify for a temple recommend?
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Post by goathead » Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:42 pm

soooooo, you don't wear underwear?



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Post by Elderberry » Thu Mar 03, 2011 1:08 pm

goathead wrote:guess that is why I go to the BRC

no membership required...
and it appears that no underwear is required either!

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