Ha! I like to say "Bloody" even though it's culturally meaningless. And "Shit" happens a lot.
I know that in some ways we are not linguistically creative, but I'm sure this board can put together some nasty cursing if we put our minds to it. And hey, it's friday night. We have a week's worth of "professional" behavior to make up. I'm sure we can surprise ourselves.
(though it's true, Americans love to say "fuck")
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theCryptofishist
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(though it's true, Americans love to say "fuck")
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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theCryptofishist
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Trishntek
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Something I learned when I was about 10-years-old:
God Damn Mother Fuckin' SonofaBitchin' Titty Lickin' Baby Rapin' Nine-Ball-Bastard!
God Damn Mother Fuckin' SonofaBitchin' Titty Lickin' Baby Rapin' Nine-Ball-Bastard!
RETROFROLIC, the place of Pink, Pain and Pleasure!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
http://www.retrofrolic.com
Some call me Tnt,,,, works for me!
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Well, Jesus-fuckn-Christ, Shambala, you're a little fuckn self-righteous, loud, and a regular Mr. Know-It-The-Fuck-All. You were totally fuckn rude to Fishy. And you, Fishy, can ya let a person finish a sentence first before you interrupt them and send them off to the fuckn Fuck thread? How fuckn rude of you!! Both of ya, STFU.
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Re: (though it's true, Americans love to say "fuck"
Ah, shit, some of us (one of us at least) must continue the calm-crisp-confident-sympathetic professional behavior for 12 hours straight today and tomorrow... no matter what the fucking phone is interrupting.theCryptofishist wrote:We have a week's worth of "professional" behavior to make up. I'm sure we can surprise ourselves.
Fuckwads at [hospital deleted] can eat a bag of rotten dicks immediately..."BTW I'm not your wife so don't lie to me." -Ratty
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Bob Bitchen
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I love u Fucking peopleTrishntek wrote:Something I learned when I was about 10-years-old:
God Damn Mother Fuckin' SonofaBitchin' Titty Lickin' Baby Rapin' Nine-Ball-Bastard!
I hope I get to meet all U fucking cock sucking mother fucking son of a fucking bitches
Bob Bitchen
Those who want to be seen will never be seen even if they have already been seen.
Fuck Um if they can't take a Joke & Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.
Don't sweat the petty things just pet the sweaty things.
Those who want to be seen will never be seen even if they have already been seen.
Fuck Um if they can't take a Joke & Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.
Don't sweat the petty things just pet the sweaty things.
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Simon of the Playa
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Fuckity fucking fuck fuck.
i fucking actually use fuck in just about every fuckable way i fucking can on a regular fucking basis...If "Fuck" we're not allowed as part of my Cunning Linguistical Array of Fuck Words i'd fucking be dead in the Fucking Water.
I'd never say anything, why fucking bother?
I'd never say anything, why fucking bother?
Frida Be You & Me
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Re: Fuckity fucking fuck fuck.
Somebody's gotta keep fucking doing it. or this fucking world would be fucking boringSimon of the Playa wrote:i fucking actually use fuck in just about every fuckable way i fucking can on a regular fucking basis...If "Fuck" we're not allowed as part of my Cunning Linguistical Array of Fuck Words i'd fucking be dead in the Fucking Water.
I'd never say anything, why fucking bother?
Bob Bitchen
Those who want to be seen will never be seen even if they have already been seen.
Fuck Um if they can't take a Joke & Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.
Don't sweat the petty things just pet the sweaty things.
Those who want to be seen will never be seen even if they have already been seen.
Fuck Um if they can't take a Joke & Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.
Don't sweat the petty things just pet the sweaty things.
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Bob Bitchen
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Even growing up my fucking parents always said fuck to each other.
They always fuckin yelled at each other fuck this fuck that. They always said fuck that little bastard this & fuck that little bastard that.
What the fuck does and everybody say fuck
They always fuckin yelled at each other fuck this fuck that. They always said fuck that little bastard this & fuck that little bastard that.
What the fuck does and everybody say fuck
Bob Bitchen
Those who want to be seen will never be seen even if they have already been seen.
Fuck Um if they can't take a Joke & Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.
Don't sweat the petty things just pet the sweaty things.
Those who want to be seen will never be seen even if they have already been seen.
Fuck Um if they can't take a Joke & Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.
Don't sweat the petty things just pet the sweaty things.
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theCryptofishist
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Yes, dammit, I was. This is not a "Fuck" thread. I want something Wildian, or Shakesperiean, something of a couple dozen syllables, not just one. I want full on rants with descriptions of pimples or your best imitation of a drill sargeant or elaborate discussions of ex-grilfriends. (Grilfriends are those you used to barbeque with, of course.) I want what happens when you run out of "fuck" and have to use your brain power to come up with something like driving 90 mph on the interstate of obscene expression.FIGJAM wrote:I though Fishy was looking for something a little more creative you labialists!
Or at least you're "tame" swears, like jeez, gosh, and fudge.
Go ahead, make me proud of you, you stinking bastards!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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AntiM
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Oh my heck, this thread is so flippin' rude! You freaking weirdos are all going to H E double hockey sticks!
Yes, in Utah, they truly do say "oh my heck".
Yes, in Utah, they truly do say "oh my heck".
I worked backstage on a play called Our Country's Good. (That's not a typo; it comes from the sentence, "We left our country . . . for our country's good.") There was a monologue in which an english prostitute sent to Australia tells how she " . . . began to sell me 'Mother of Saints' ".
That's a good one to use as an oath. Oh, MOTHER OF SAINTS.
Sounds saintly, but isn't.
Like Fishy, I am also a fan of bloody fucking hell.
That's a good one to use as an oath. Oh, MOTHER OF SAINTS.
Sounds saintly, but isn't.
Like Fishy, I am also a fan of bloody fucking hell.
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I use "bugger" a lot. I actually use "fuck" relatively sparingly so that it retains its power when I do. I like "damn and blast," "Jesus Christ on a Pogo Stick!," "curses" and "excrement" as interjections of displeasure. For cursing at someone, I enjoy "I defecate on the grave of your whoring mother."
Anecdote: I had a coworker who was super Mormon (despite, by my estimation, being either secretly a lesbian or in denial about it, but I digress). She was talking about curse words with another coworker and as I walked past she asked me if there were any words I thought were too offensive to use in public.
"Well, I hesitate to use the 'C-word' most of the time," I said.
She stared at me blankly for a minute and then said "What C-word?"
"It's a word so inappropriate that you've never heard it."
Anecdote: I had a coworker who was super Mormon (despite, by my estimation, being either secretly a lesbian or in denial about it, but I digress). She was talking about curse words with another coworker and as I walked past she asked me if there were any words I thought were too offensive to use in public.
"Well, I hesitate to use the 'C-word' most of the time," I said.
She stared at me blankly for a minute and then said "What C-word?"
"It's a word so inappropriate that you've never heard it."
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”
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theCryptofishist wrote:Go ahead, make me proud of you, you stinking bastards!
Well, okay, ya sorry-ass fucking fish-smelling bunch of sluts, whores, dick-whacking, and dadblasted guinea-pig ass-munchers!!!! Kiss my honky-white little stinking monkey-ass!!! I didn't goddamn stutter!!! Fuck you, FUCK YOU ALL. All of y'all are nothing but a bunch of impotent, hippy-fucking, cum-swapping, ass-fucking, shit-licking, cock-knocking, motorboat pussy mouths that get enjoyment out of sucking a fucking dick out of your daddy's cream-filled fucking bung-hole. Fuck yer day, fuck yer mama, and fuck that loose-as-a-goose aids-bag of a retard bitch brother of yours right up his fucking rotbox of a shit-shoot with a goddamn mother-fucking gerbil.
I've been wondering, how awkward do you reckon Prince William's stag party is going to be when he realizes he's stuffing pictures of his gran into a lapdancers knickers?Monkeypoo wrote:Good morning, Graidawg.
So how do y'all cuss in jolly ol' England?
I love it when people say CHEEKY.
Have you seen the Queen out running around?
Sir Paul MacCartney? Elton John?
Have you ever been to the States before?
I dated a Brit once.
He was a randy shagger, the ol' bugger!
Carry on.
"Enjoy every sandwich" - W. Zevon
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graidawg
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in international surveys it has been scientifically proven that british men are the best shags. and i'm better than mostMonkeypoo wrote:Good morning, Graidawg. Good morning monkey
So how do y'all cuss in jolly ol' England? politelyI love it when people say CHEEKY. I have been known to be cheeky on occasion
Have you seen the Queen out running around? the queen has people to run for her
Sir Paul MacCartney? Elton John? paul and elton are wonderful people and i ma sid to say i have sworn at both of them - loudly
Have you ever been to the States before? oh yes, I have been to Gardnerville, nevadaback in '02 just before thanksgiving
I dated a Brit once.
He was a randy shagger, the ol' bugger!
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
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graidawg
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its because we respect women and understand there needs, plus because we spend so much time talking our tongues are 50% more flexible.Sic Pup wrote:graidawg wrote:in international surveys it has been scientifically proven that british men are the best shags.[/color] and i'm better than most
Probably because they are er... have... .... such big dicks.
oh yea and our massive cocks.
FREE THE SHERPAS
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.