(though it's true, Americans love to say "fuck")

[graidawg]

just clocked this, thought you septics might want to have as gander at this blinding site, so as how when you ain't got a scooby just pop on here and give the old heave ho- bobs your uncle and fannys your aunt clear as the pig and whistle on a saturday night. sorted innit
http://www.translatebritish.com/

or this one
http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/

nuff said

[MisaBlue]

WOW, ok, I take this thread as language lesson

[graidawg]

WOW, ok, I take this thread as language lesson

some of that was blarney innit misa and very mixed dialects (i'm a cockerney dontcha no) (private joke really). Actually in pompey (where i was dragged up) weliketoputallourwordstogetherspeakingreallyquick replacing o with i so if we where going to the city centre it would be something like this

imgingdinetine, rindtherindabout, onasithdinebus -translates to i'm going downtown round the roundabout on a southdown bus (southdown is a local bus company)

'nuff said innit.

[MisaBlue]

WOW, ok, I take this thread as language lesson

some of that was blarney innit misa and very mixed dialects (i'm a cockerney dontcha no) (private joke really). Actually in pompey (where i was dragged up) weliketoputallourwordstogetherspeakingreallyquick replacing o with i so if we where going to the city centre it would be something like this

imgingdinetine, rindtherindabout, onasithdinebus -translates to i'm going downtown round the roundabout on a southdown bus (southdown is a local bus company)

'nuff said innit.

ha ha ha...for me, this should be on WTF thread

[Monkeypoo]

C'mon, now, I know y'all have worse potty mouths than me.
I'm really holding back now, waiting....waiting.....too late!!! Saw this on a t-shirt. It's totally disgusting...

"I'd call you a cunt, but you lack the warmth and depth."

[graidawg]

WOW, ok, I take this thread as language lesson

some of that was blarney innit misa and very mixed dialects (i'm a cockerney dontcha no) (private joke really). Actually in pompey (where i was dragged up) weliketoputallourwordstogetherspeakingreallyquick replacing o with i so if we where going to the city centre it would be something like this

imgingdinetine, rindtherindabout, onasithdinebus -translates to i'm going downtown round the roundabout on a southdown bus (southdown is a local bus company)

'nuff said innit.

ha ha ha...for me, this should be on WTF thread

I'm much nicer in person, and don't talk like that at all misa. i was being being mean (my bad) and using bad english

[Monkeypoo]

I'm much nicer in person, and don't talk like that at all misa. i was being being mean (my bad) and using bad english

Ok, I'm confused. I thought this thread was about cursing filthy. Dammit all to hell.

BTW: There are only 28 swear words in the English language, but 100's of subwords. Example: Fuck is one word, but underneath it is fucktard, fuckhead, fuckwit, fucker, etc.

[graidawg]

I'm much nicer in person, and don't talk like that at all misa. i was being being mean (my bad) and using bad english

Ok, I'm confused. I thought this thread was about cursing filthy. Dammit all to hell.

BTW: There are only 28 swear words in the English language, but 100's of subwords. Example: Fuck is one word, but underneath it is fucktard, fuckhead, fuckwit, fucker, etc.

28?
hang on

fuck,shit,piss,wank,cunt,knob,bastard,twat,twit,bollocks,knob,dick,prick,bitch,slut,slag,arse,tramp,tart,pillock,crap,pillock,prat and poof,pussy, well how queer damn but we appear to be remiss in the swearword department.


you madam are a pedant! though we do very well in using normal words as swearwords, the scottish "you spanner" is quite insulting

[theCryptofishist]

I'm much nicer in person, and don't talk like that at all misa. i was being being mean (my bad) and using bad english :(

Ok, I'm confused. I thought this thread was about cursing filthy. Dammit all to hell.

BTW: There are only 28 swear words in the English language, but 100's of subwords. Example: Fuck is one word, but underneath it is fucktard, fuckhead, fuckwit, fucker, etc.

28?
hang on

fuck,shit,piss,wank,cunt,knob,bastard,twat,twit,bollocks,knob,dick,prick,bitch,slut,slag,arse,tramp,tart,pillock,crap,pillock,prat and poof,pussy, well how queer damn but we appear to be remiss in the swearword department.


you madam are a pedant! though we do very well in using normal words as swearwords, the scottish "you spanner" is quite insulting

Pillock? And I'm not sure why being a wrench is an insult. I seem to have a nodding acquaintance with the rest.

And, yes, it does make me smug.

[RingO'Fire]

I used to have a history teacher in 7th grade who routinely called us, his students, "a bunch of lollygaggers and dillydaffers."

How about this Shakespearean insult, "Thou varlet!"

A varlet is a vulgar base sort of person; a "knave" or "rapscallion" if you will.

I also learned this insult from watching "The Mighty Boosh"

"Piss off, you sleg!"

Urban dictionary defines "sleg" as "any non desirable material, for example bodily fluids, excrement or slimy goo-type jazz."

[Ugly Dougly]

The Brits spell it FOOK!

[theCryptofishist]

Of course, American English has some real doozies from Yiddish. Unfortunately, we don't realize how obscene they actually are, since so few of us speak Yiddish...

[Risky]

Fishy wrote -
(though it's true, Americans love to say "fuck")


Sometimes we fuck to say love, too.

[Ugly Dougly]

Sometimes we fuck to say love, too.

Ooh, Risky. That's good.

[snake]

when i get upset i'll say 'shit on a stick' or 'boogers on a half-shell'.

[graidawg]

contrary to popular beleif if the irish say FEK its not a swearword