The person below me

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:58 pm

Maybe

TPBM wants to grow a mohawk.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:04 pm

Is that anything like a fauxhawk?

TPBM has the longest eyelashes

Post by **Eric** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:06 pm

Not anymore. I couldn't figure out how to glue the damn things on so I gave them away.

tpbm has playa clothing they wear year round

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 9:10 pm

Yes I do! Have to wear underwear with them.

TPBM buys Double Gulps daily.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:32 pm

Is that some sort of fish?
The person below me is exploring new options for self-expression at this year's burn.

Speedbump · Post by **Speedbump** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:46 am

False - Today I am only thinking about my friends in Japan and what is going on there.

The person below me has just finished going through the couch cushioins looking for money to get gas so they can make it to work. They didn't find anything though because their roommates beat them to it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:59 am

False. As revealed, we ate the couch cushions in the 90s and Bob is enforcing a 6 meter "no roll zone" around any sofas, chesterfields, davenports and ottomans as a result.
TPBM wants to see Beardo

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:49 am

Well not knowing anything about Beardo except for your link, sure it sounds fun.

TPBM woke up in a good mood today and is feeling somewhat optimistic

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:55 am

I never went to bed or to sleep last night. Too many Rock Star energy drinks. Oh! But I am in a very GREAT MOOD!!!!! Woo-Hoo!!!!!!!!
I have got to STOP drinking those things. They are addicting and very bad for you.

TPBM likes grits.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:16 pm

I love grits- tangy grits with cheese (which kill me, damn lactose), sweet grits with sugar & cinnamon...

tpbm is ready for something to change in their life

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:25 pm

YES

TPBM made happy dance on the street.

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:04 pm

every day!

TPBM wishes the neighbors would lighten up...

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:10 pm

Nah, my neighbors are okay. The people I knew in High School are scary.
TPBM has plans for a small art project.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:22 pm

How you know that?!

TPBM knows how to do magic.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 10:40 am

i have a trick or two up my sleeve

tpbm wants to buy my sister-in-law's land so i don't have to have crappy neighbors.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:50 am

I have no interest in Texas real estate. And I'm a crappy neighbor.
TPBM owns his/her mistakes.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:55 am

Damn straight! I made um from scratch and you cant have um!

TPBM never makes mistakes.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:57 am

Oh they are so cuuuute when they are delusional...

TPBM wants to swoop down on Eric with some tlc.

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:00 pm

oh, yes... TLC, costume pieces, polka recordings....

TPBM has a love/hate relationship with HumpDay...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 12:05 pm

it's been so long since I've had a "hump day"............not sure.

TPBM already had potassium iodide

Post by **Eric** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:02 pm

Nah, at this point I'm figuring the radiation might actually help my body...

tpbm is dying for a food they haven't had in over a decade and don't know where to get...

and thank you for the tlc- it helps. It really does.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:34 pm

Naw. I feel kinda sated right now.
TPBM has a recent work related travel nightmare story.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 11:23 am

no work-related travel nightmares here...

TPBM is not wearing green today in the hopes that they will get pinched!

Post by **Eric** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:18 pm

I'm not wearing green because I look like a leprechaun every fooking day. Last person who pinched me on St. Paddy's got slapped (really)- I told them it was traditional for real Irish to smack the fake ones....
I'm not Irish, either....

tpbm doesn't need a fake holiday to find a reason to drink..

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:57 pm

Life is my reason to drink!

TPBM knows what "Erin Go Bragh!" really implies.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:12 pm

well if you mean 'all you fake irish people go fuck yourselves and leave our saints the hell alone' i'm with you.

tpbm already needs to sleep this one off

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:48 pm

Nope.

TPBM gets excited easily.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:51 pm

Yup. I just get SO DAMN EXC-oh i just pooped a little.

lol jk

TPBM only pretends to be irish.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:04 pm

Never. I'll not pretend to be Irish until St. Stan's day is as celebrated. At the very least.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:06 pm

TPBM has only posted half a post on this board sometime.