Eplaya Threads I'm Not Going to Start

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Eplaya Threads I'm Not Going to Start

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:13 pm

FWT?
A sort of Frank Booth inspired thing--"anything that moves" being just a beginning.

Japanese Kitchen Gadgets that Remind Me of Pedobear
One's enough, thank you.

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Cause I'd be the first person nominated after my initial post.
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Post by lucky.bastard » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:29 pm

tips for noobies who want to do illegal shit at burning man
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Post by Mojojita » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:32 pm

Anything about humming minds, or

anything about God, politics, or if children should go to Burning Man.

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Post by mudpuppy000 » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:35 pm

Port a pottie tipping

Oops where's my pants?

The brown note art car project

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Post by Sic Pup » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:53 pm

Port a pottie sipping

Oops where's my plants?

The brown nose art car project
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Re: Eplaya Threads I'm Not Going to Start

Post by ygmir » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:56 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:FWT?

Japanese Kitchen Gadgets that Remind Me of Pedobear
One's enough, thank you.
At least you didn't say "glow in the dark"

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Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:58 pm

Things you shouldn't wipe with single ply.

" Excuse me officer, is it OK to smoke this?"

Things to use as swizzle sticks with your sippy cup.
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Post by gaminwench » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:00 pm

How to mooch for a free ticket...

How to find a camp that will do all the work for your party...

How to avoid bringing water, food and shade...

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Post by AntiM » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:23 pm

Don't Shit the Bed You Sleep In.

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Post by Kinetik V » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:28 pm

Why scooters should be banned at Burning Man.

How to help the Gate staff destroy your stuff in 2 minutes or less. (Bonus points if it costs over $500 to repair it!)

Cooking with Spam on the playa.

How to help on playa art car drivers imitate NYC taxicab drivers....(complete with attitude and finger gestures)

Why Burning Man's ticketing vendor is the model of efficiency and great customer service.

How to do psychoanalysis via eplaya posts...

Jungo Road for the unprepared.
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Post by Eric » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:36 pm

Don't sleep in the bed you shit in

Should I introduce my new playa lover to my wife?

Is Larry Harvey really a prophet?

Burning Man has sold out because....
pick a reason, any reason...
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:41 pm

is it going to be hot? what say you?

is it going to be dusty? I heard this year was dustier than next year.

is bassnectar going to forget his sound card? I wanna Dj in his place if he does!

hey here's another divisive thread meant to throw the apple of discord amongst you, go ahead, take a bite, suckers.
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Post by burner von braun » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:53 pm

I don't support the war, but I do support the tr...



oops..

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Post by Sham » Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:06 pm

The importance of personal hygiene on the playa.

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Post by Eric » Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:14 pm

Cell phones on the playa

Where can I park my massive RV?

The genius of Center Camp poets

Ways to pwn the potties
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Post by maryanimal » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:19 pm

Can you sell things on the playa

Making lists of people who...

Posting corny or cutesy threads like Nothing feels better th...ohh thats mine. nevermind :oops:

what is moop??
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Post by TomServo » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:35 pm

Are you christian or atheist?
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Post by Monkeypoo » Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:41 pm

Things that Itch

Things that Smell

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Post by graidawg » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:23 am

TomServo wrote:Are you christian or atheist?
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why this post made me laugh
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Post by Monkeypoo » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:00 am

why agnostics rock

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Post by BBadger » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:51 am

The seven habits of highly effective douchebags.

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:52 am

dust storms, should i breathe or not?
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Post by graidawg » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:06 am

can i cell phones on the playa?
washing vs drinking
deviant or doing it right (actually I may start that one)
any kind of list of people who.... its not funny anymore (except muad-dib that still makes me giggle)
who's burniest, the burny wars,


hehehe this is making me giggle - super burny or suicide bunny?
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Post by ygmir » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:08 am

who, or which sock, has the best delusions of grandeur
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:17 am

I DO I DO!!! The Power of Participation.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:19 am

Arent most socks a pair?

Insert evil laigh here.
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Post by Roberto Dobbisano » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:19 am

now THATS funny!
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:20 am

What say, ewe?
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Post by ygmir » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:22 am

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:30 am

actually, more of a "Litter"... Den Kin.
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