Worst songs of all time

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Post by Thecatman » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:14 pm

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I know Paul Anka did it originally not Donny Osmond

I agree with Dr Pyro, I like some of the songs:

Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves....had that on a 45
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Post by LeChatNoir » Wed Mar 16, 2011 8:51 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Mojojita wrote:Didn't William Shatner put out an album???
Possible more than one. Is Golden Throats still available?
(does some research...)
Gawd bless Amazon and Rhino Records...
Oh, ohhhh... just the reviews alone were enough to make me laugh and laugh. I was seriously thinking of getting this on vinyl...

That is until I saw THIS!!!
The New and Improved Black Cat... now with 25% more blather

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Post by Packoderm » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:04 pm

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Post by FIGJAM » Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:18 pm

This is worse!


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Post by AntiM » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:39 am

LeChatNoir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Mojojita wrote:Didn't William Shatner put out an album???
Possible more than one. Is Golden Throats still available?
(does some research...)
Gawd bless Amazon and Rhino Records...
Oh, ohhhh... just the reviews alone were enough to make me laugh and laugh. I was seriously thinking of getting this on vinyl...

That is until I saw THIS!!!
I have THIS!!

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FUCKING HEATHENS!

Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:58 am

As A LONG TIME pat boone fan, i am appalled by your Denigration of Mr. Squeaky Clean and his wholesome music...



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Post by teardropper » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:41 am

Mojojita wrote:"The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
Though extraordinarily over played, you might not think that it was the worst if you had been in the hall in Duluth, Minnesota, where the ship sailed from, the early spring day after the November sinking where Mr. Lightfoot first sang that song. It was eerie, poignant and very, very sad. There was family in the house and a dry eye could not be found. And it was an unexpected debut. I, too, have resented its overplay, but it still chills me... I remember that storm...
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Post by Dr Jet Sinister » Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:18 am

I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.
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This awful mess and that wretched gummy bear song was played every day at the halloween store where I worked.
Suck it.
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Post by flatlander13 » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:33 pm

Do They Know It's Christmas?

You Light Up My Life

I Touch Myself

Sometimes When We Touch

Afternoon Delight

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Post by tamarakay » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:31 pm

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simon, you won the "bust tamarakay at work" laugh of the day award

*edit for spelling*
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Post by 1durphul » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:49 pm

I'm kind of surprised I'm the first one to post this one... it has become a viral meme this week because of how truly awful the lyrics are.

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So bad it inspired articles o'plenty (and apparently 5 million views on YouTube just over the weekend):

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/hot ... y_id=84969

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/tv/f ... day_horror


http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/videog ... song-ever/

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/ ... d-history/

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Post by tamarakay » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:11 pm

[youtube][/youtube]
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Post by Sic Pup » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:25 pm

tamarakay wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
Doubly so

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Post by tamarakay » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:21 pm

how did i miss that? but yeah, that song is guaranteed to make me yell at you to turn it off. it is truly awful
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Post by Sham » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:54 pm

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Post by tamarakay » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:00 pm

has the Macarana been listed yet? cause if i have to hear it one more time i think i might scream. i can't even go look for it on youtube without cringing
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Post by Thecatman » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:01 pm

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Alot of the one hit wonders of the 70s. Not that any one was worse than another, they were all mostly silly songs.

rap
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Post by Sham » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:58 am

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Post by Sic Pup » Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:08 am

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Post by Sham » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:27 am

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Post by Sham » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:38 am

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Post by Packoderm » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:50 am

Joyce
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Post by Packoderm » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:57 am

She is just so versatile.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:00 am

Patiently waiting for the MANilow.
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Post by ygmir » Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:50 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Patiently waiting for the MANilow.
YOU HAD TO NAME "HE WHO'S NAME MUST NOT BE SPOKEN"
didn't you?

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Post by Sham » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:19 am

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Seven minutes of pure, unadulterated HELL!

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:24 am

i only have two settings.....


off and nuclear.


prepare to meet thy musical doom.


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Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:26 am

on a side note, if i could find the pantsuit that Bar Bar AH is wearing, i would SO crossdress.
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Post by ygmir » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:40 am

you had to open "the" door.
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