Eplaya Threads I'm Not Going to Start

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:27 pm

This is definately the worst thread.. FEATHER!!!

mudpuppy000 · Post by **mudpuppy000** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:07 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:This is definately the worst thread.. FEATHER!!!

Or how about ugly naked fat people on the playa?

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:15 pm

We are looking for or want to create a sexy swinger camp.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:41 pm

how long is your penis?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 3:48 pm

Can I Ride A Bike To This Festival?

Burning Man is Destroying the Desert!

I've Never Been to Burning Man, BUT!

Where Is There a Motel We Can Stay At During the Festival?

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 4:59 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Can I Ride A Bike To This Festival?

Burning Man is Destroying the Desert!

I've Never Been to Burning Man, BUT!

Where Is There a Motel We Can Stay At During the Festival?

I'm sure i have read those threads

Post by **Savannah** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 6:46 pm

I've Never Been to Burning Man, BUT!

Someone started that thread with me at Lounge Night while I was talking to a burner friend!

I said "Wait a sec . . . have you ever been?"

"No . . . "

So we laughed at him for about a full minute, like the shameless prats we are.

Lowz · Post by **Lowz** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:26 am

Where is the Daft Punk show

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:47 am

How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 6:03 pm

Cryptofishcist apologized to and decides to marry Cowboyangel in a polygamous Satanic ritual involving genital surrender.

Don't worry, she won't see this, she has me on "Ignore"

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:14 pm

Hey Fishy, you should read that post above this post.

(I was amazed that it wasn't a political rant also)

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:18 pm

Hey Fishy, you should read that post above this post.

(This time I posted to see who was paying attention)

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:40 am

your doom, Now or Later?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:36 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Hey Fishy, you should read that post above this post.

(I was amazed that it wasn't a political rant also)

Wow. Thanks for tipping me off. Given what he's said about impossibility of wheelers having sexual relations over on tribe I've really got to wonder how this "surrender" aspect got in there.

'Scuse me, I got to go take a shower with a copper brush.

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:44 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:your doom, Now or Later?

Later, I'm brushing my teef.

(Preheat 2009)

C187 · Post by **C187** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:49 am

ITT
"How I'm going to spread the word of God at the burn this year."
"Join Camp Jesus! We're welcoming all that's been saved."

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:03 am

I haven't seen a "Look How Fashionably Bitter And Cynical I Am" thread lately.
In the past three minutes I mean.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:58 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:I haven't seen a "Look How Fashionably Bitter And Cynical I Am" thread lately.
In the past three minutes I mean.

Geez, UD, you have crushed me again

I have been waiting all my life for Sincere Enthusiasm to be fashionable but it's not even quaintly retro, is it?

Damn. Oh well! I don't color my hair, either, so I guess I am doomed.

ETA: Thread I'm Not Going To Start

"this sucks and it's all your fault"

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:03 am

Should We Be Allowed to Wear Socks on Eplaya?

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:13 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Should We Be Allowed to Wear Socks on Eplaya?

Socks help prevent disease, same is true for masturbation, so, as a nurse I encourage this.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:16 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:Should We Be Allowed to Wear Socks on Eplaya?
Socks help prevent disease, same is true for masturbation, so, as a nurse I encourage this.

no wonder i'm so healthy

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:09 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:I haven't seen a "Look How Fashionably Bitter And Cynical I Am" thread lately.
In the past three minutes I mean.
Geez, UD, you have crushed me again I have been waiting all my life for Sincere Enthusiasm to be fashionable but it's not even quaintly retro, is it?

Go ahead and smile. It gives some people headaches to see it, but that's their problem.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:54 pm

The Wrong, Cold Winter.

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:51 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:Should We Be Allowed to Wear Socks on Eplaya?
Socks help prevent disease, same is true for masturbation, so, as a nurse I encourage this.

he he he, he he he he....

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:11 am

jkisha wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:Should We Be Allowed to Wear Socks on Eplaya?
Socks help prevent disease, same is true for masturbation, so, as a nurse I encourage this.
he he he, he he he he....

Yep, JK I think you are our Prostate Health Poster Person.

Hey, it just occurred to me that September is Prostate Cancer Prevention Month! Perfect timing for a Health Promotion Activity at Center Camp.

I could talk while you demonstrate leadership there, JK, and with OED to add some drama I am sure we'd get lots of participation. Who's up for that? MOOP crew, anybody?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:23 am

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT GO BACK AND READ THE APOK THREADS BECAUSE ITS JUST WAY TOO FUCKING FREAKY...

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:04 am

MyDearFriend wrote: Yep, JK I think you are our Prostate Health Poster Person. Nope, he has to actually blow his wad to clear out his ductiles.

Hey, it just occurred to me that September is Prostate Cancer Prevention Month! Perfect timing for a Health Promotion Activity at Center Camp. I could talk while you demonstrate leadership there, JK, and with OED to add some drama I am sure we'd get lots of participation.

Trying to convince people to ejaculate more often to prevent prostate cancer is one tough dish to sell.
I spent many years trying to spread this message(through humourous means) after watching my grandpa squirming in horrible pain as his cancer tormented him in his final days on this bizzarre planet in 2001.

Many people were told, the majority of them looked at me like I was crazy, telling them that blowing thier wad can help prevent possibly THE most painful form of cancer that one can develop.
I guess they just coundn't stop laughing at my demonstrations long enough to take me seriously.

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MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:13 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote: Yep, JK I think you are our Prostate Health Poster Person. Nope, he has to actually blow his wad to clear out his ductiles.
You mean he doesn't??? Oh dear!

Hey, it just occurred to me that September is Prostate Cancer Prevention Month! Perfect timing for a Health Promotion Activity at Center Camp. I could talk while you demonstrate leadership there, JK, and with OED to add some drama I am sure we'd get lots of participation.

Trying to convince people to ejaculate more often to prevent prostate cancer is one tough dish to sell. Crazy, huh? That's one of the behaviors that's supposedly "self-reinforcing," so I guess there's nothing logical about it.

I spent many years trying to spread this message(through humourous means) after watching my grandpa squirming in horrible pain as his cancer tormented him in his final days on this bizzarre planet in 2001.

Many people were told, the majority of them looked at me like I was crazy, telling them that blowing thier wad can help prevent possibly THE most painful form of cancer that one can develop.
I guess they just coundn't stop laughing at my demonstrations long enough to take me seriously.

[youtube][/youtube]

Well, Surgeon-General Joycelyn Elders got fired for saying that masturbation was healthy

so I guess we have a long way to go. Too bad though for the guys who don't know how to protect themselves. Thank you for spreading the word!

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:28 pm

I had a printed pic of her with the words "our savior" on a little pole in front of the camp in 2002.

nobody got it, or at least no one even asked.

she had awesome oratory skills, IMO.

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