The Burner

Dr Jet Sinister · Post by **Dr Jet Sinister** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:29 pm

Awww a little Rocky Horror never hurt anyone. It is kinda sad though.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:34 pm

GDawg, it is going to be my pleasure (and if you ask anyone who knows me on this forum that is high praise indeed) to meet up with you in 101 days in London! And if any of the rest of you knuckleheads happen to be there as well, join us! I swear, I will let each and every one of you buy me a drink!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:24 am

revenge is mine! well perhaps not.....

I seek him here, i sought him there,
i fucking saught him everywhere,
i know i'll find him i just don't know when.
the fiend with the curs-ed marker pen!

and when i have him in my sight
revenge will be mine that very night
into his drink a mickey finn
and they I'LL use the magic pin!

i think it will be oh so sweet
when the fiend and i quietly meet
the magic will be his bane
For he will never drink again!

the marking Grai he will regret
for i think it was a bet
A bet i'm sure that he has won
for all the marking he has done!

but Wait! i hear you cry,
for this misdeed he must die?
it was a joke, a simple prank
why don't you just his bottom spank?

you came alone, thro' our front door
and before hello we heard you snore
and without a thing one single drink
away to work you did slink

and when you got to work
i am sure you felt a berk
oh come now don't make a scene
its just some pen (and whipped cream)

alas i feel it was all my fault,
in fact i feel a total dolt
to avoid the marker red,
sleep only in your bed

so, i think my rage unjust
i shall swallow for I must
have myself some humble pie
and in the corner quietly cry

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:24 am

You are fucking great GD! I wish I could meet you in London along with Doc.
At least I will see you on playa and I am looking forward to it

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:47 am

graidawg wrote:revenge is mine! well perhaps not.....

I seek him here, i sought him there,
i fucking saught him everywhere,
i know i'll find him i just don't know when.
the fiend with the curs-ed marker pen!

and when i have him in my sight
revenge will be mine that very night
into his drink a mickey finn
and they I'LL use the magic pin!

i think it will be oh so sweet
when the fiend and i quietly meet
the magic will be his bane
For he will never drink again!

the marking Grai he will regret
for i think it was a bet
A bet i'm sure that he has won
for all the marking he has done!

but Wait! i hear you cry,
for this misdeed he must die?
it was a joke, a simple prank
why don't you just his bottom spank?

you came alone, thro' our front door
and before hello we heard you snore
and without a thing one single drink
away to work you did slink

and when you got to work
i am sure you felt a berk
oh come now don't make a scene
its just some pen (and whipped cream)

alas i feel it was all my fault,
in fact i feel a total dolt
to avoid the marker red,
sleep only in your bed

so, i think my rage unjust
i shall swallow for I must
have myself some humble pie
and in the corner quietly cry

Absolutely fantastic, the way this moves from the belligerence of lingering inebriation to the hangover's remorse.

Very well done, sir!

Almost sorry you got penned, though.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:59 am

FOR ALL BURNERS

I believe that God above

Has put you here for me to love.

He picked you out from all the rest

Because he knew I'd love you best.

If he calls me and your not there

I'll wait apon his golden stair.

If your day comes and you can't stay

I'll know you went the other way.

Then the angels can have back thier wings

thier golden harps, and everything.

And just to prove that I'll be true

I'll go to HELL

to be with you!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:00 am

thank you all so much! i don't see any talent in it, but i always tell people off for not accepting praise so thank you

i hope my little ditties continue to entertain you as much as me, typos and obvious palgarism and all.

misa i look forward to meeting you, be it london, the playa or anywhere else
in fact all of you inspire me too being more burny in any way i can, because we are all different burners doing our thing in our own way but together.

gosh i am so happy i could cry

it's like an little love affair
or perhaps a brand new friend
the difference here, mon cher
is this will never end

every day day begins anew
freely given and returned
its a gift from me, to you
this will never end

i came here for something more
(like a ferret on good crack)
and what i had lost before
You have given back

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:09 am

Love and be Loved...that is all.

"i have her heart
and she has mine
and each to the other
freely given
and to this day
i've not yet seen
a better bargain
truly driven."

transmission complete.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:16 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Love and be Loved...that is all.

"i have her heart
and she has mine
and each to the other
freely given
and to this day
i've not yet seen
a better bargain
truly driven."

transmission complete.

that simon is a beautiful poem. help yourself to points they're all yours

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:22 am

I know a man who's all teeth and fang
but underneath there is a man
he post on here with vicious snark
but has the biggest heart

in thanks for the gift i was just given.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:28 am

FIGJAM wrote:FOR ALL BURNERS

I believe that God above

Has put you here for me to love.

He picked you out from all the rest

Because he knew I'd love you best.

If he calls me and your not there

I'll wait apon his golden stair.

If your day comes and you can't stay

I'll know you went the other way.

Then the angels can have back thier wings

thier golden harps, and everything.

And just to prove that I'll be true

I'll go to HELL

to be with you!

Bwahahahahaha, yeah baby but I remember this too:

FIGJAM wrote:I love you , you're my soulmate, now I'm going back to my camp.

Perfect!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:50 am

Artistic license #18743228965-bs!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:21 am

last night i had a dream, of uptopia and love serene,
alas when at last i woke,
my heart i felt could be broke
but then, oh joy, a smile of glee, the dream was real for me!

i see the fault it lies with me, I say I but mean we
its not a week nor yet a year
but a life we hold dear
for that joy, that smile of glee, the dream thats so real for me

its a party that is all, but more and more i'll tell you all
to get the things our dear friends,
without sacrifice or other ends
but just that joy, that smile of glee the dream thats real for one and all

dancing camps and bits of art, big and small they play a part
welcome one and welcome all,
bring your art short or tall
for that joy, that smile of glee, our dreaming of a better start

open hearts and open minds, not knowing our precious finds
we look around not knowing why
upon the ground and at the sky
for that joy, that smile of glee, the dream thats in all our minds

I ask you all what is known, as you travel you're not alone
is it for a simple life
one thats free from strife
or for that joy, that smile of glee, the dream that starts "welcome home"

i'm not really happy with this one it started like i said with a dream i has last night, that i forgot (booo) then getting some fantastic pm's. But as the day went on the inspiration for this kind of faded. so ijust tied it up and posted it rather than deleting it coz i like how it starts

delle · Post by **delle** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:34 am

Ok, that's just freaky.

You posted the Rocky Horror one just after I'd introduced my kids to the movie.

And the next day, I drove to work thinking of The Scarlet Pimpernel poem.

And now here they both are!

Sweet!!!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:36 am

fuck it now more burners of BRC

Dr pyro turned up late, in his new rv
come on girls go inside, it's as safe as safe can be!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:08 am

dara t is there as well, she's a soldiers girl
she all knew to burning man giving it a whirl

sputniks in the bar showing us the ropes
dancing like a loon and telling bawdy jokes!

jella she was there as well, teasing all the newbs
geting them so cinfused and showing off her boobs!

theres one i havent mentioned yet, goes by junglesmacks,
thoughted i better do it now before he whacks my ass!

Oh burning with the burners down at B R C
we'll all be getting burny, burny as can be!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 7:42 am

Oooh, do the Faerie Queene now!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:06 am

gyre wrote:Oooh, do the Faerie Queene now!

faerie queen?ok google here i come

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:09 am

Forbidden

You don't have permission to access /~rbear/queene1.html on this server.

wtf?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:13 am

genius, that's all it is GD.

thanks for this.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 9:00 am

i have an abbreviation for my name! woo hoo thats a sign of acceptance for sure oh thank you soo much everyone
*starts preparing acceptance speech for some kind of award*
*also pracitices bluushing and stuff*

honestly though it doesn't seem much, i'm just copying other people or dribbling out random words. Its not like i'm making something or anything. I am genuinely pleased you seem to like it though and its a little way to say thank you for what you've done all of you.

oo i've had an idea for another one eeeeee -------> excited now i think i shall grab some coffee and make notes by that curious tome of forgotton lore

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:46 am

Oh pyro doc, the burn the burn of burning man
From camp to camp the barbies hide
its burning time , and all the barbies dying
its you, must call for plastic genocide.
Don't hold back in camp or wine bistro
Or when the famous dust storms blow
let none hide for the barbie form must go
Oh doc pyro, for BDC we must show.

And if you burn, when all the barbies are dying
And they am dead, as dead they all should be,
You'll come and find the place where they are hiding
And slaughter them in ways amusingly.

And all shall hear, and will know the fear
that all those barbies ends are near
we'll not fail to to help you get them
nor simply sleep until all barbies are gone or blended.

nor shall we sleep till barbies reign is ended!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:01 am

London's burning, London's burning.
Fetch the engines, fetch the engines.
Fire fire, Fire Fire!
Pour on water, pour on water.

the man is burning, the man is burning!
watch the dancing, watch the dancing!
drink more water! drink more water !
piss clear, piss clear!

bloody marys, bloody marys!
get them here! get them here!
add more vodka, add more vodka!
beer beer!, beer beer!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:26 am

Gotta dream boy
Gotta burn
Paint your R V
And come along

Where' my rv ?
I don't know
Where's my camp then'?
I ain't certain
All I know
Is I am lost today!

When will I be a burner?
I don't know
When will I get a burnin'?
I ain't certain
All that I know
Is the man burns one day

Gotta an rv
Gotta theme
Paint your MV
make it weird

Gotta an rv
Gotta theme
Paint your MV
make it wierd

Where's my tent then?
I don't know
When whens the burnin?
I ain't certain
What will I get?
I ain't equipped to say

But who gives a burn?
Who gives a burn?
Who gives a burn?
the temple burns today!

Gotta an rv
Gotta theme
Paint your MV
make it wierd

where is the burn then?
I don't know
What is the burnin'?
I ain't certain
All that I know
Is I am on my way

What will i gift then?
I don't know
When will I get in schwag?
I ain't certain
All that I know
Is I am drunk today

Gotta an rv
Gotta theme
Paint your MV
make it wierd

When am I goin'?
I don't know
Where am I headin'?
I ain't certain
All that I know
Is I am on my way

When will I be there?
I don't know
When will I get there?
I ain't certain
All that I know
Is I am on my way

Gotta burn boy
Gotta camp
Paint your MV
And burn the man

Gotta an rv
Gotta theme
Paint your MV
make it wierd

Where are we goin'?
to the playa
When will we be there?
at the burnin
What will we get?
I ain't equipped to say
But who gives a damn?
Who gives a damn?
We're on our way!

oh i do like this one !! i may even sing it!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:29 am

God made the mountains
God made the sky
God made the people
God knows why

He fixed up the planet
As best as He could
Then in come the people
And gum it up good

The first thing you know

They civilized the foothills
And every weary put hills
The mountains and valley below

They come along and take 'em
And civilize and make 'em
A place where no civilized
Person would go

The first thing you know
The first thing you know

They civilize what's pretty
By puttin' up a city
Where nothin' that's
Pretty can grow

They muddy up the winter
And civilize it, into a place
Too uncivilized
Even for snow

The first thing you know

They civilize left
They civilize right
Till nothing is left
Till nothing is right

They civilize freedom
Till no one is free
No one except
By coincidence, me

The first thing you know

The boozer's in prison
And the criminally isn't
And only the rascals have gone

When I see a parson
I gotta put my arson in
A wagon that follows the tail of a crow

The first thing you know
I pick up a growl
The first thing you know

i dont really need to do anything to this one !!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:46 am

i am going to the burning man
i am going to the burning man

fires are always burning ï¿½
songs are always loud
I never been a place that made me hurry back.

i am going to the burning man
i am going to the burning man

tek can make you prisoner
And barbies often die
dust can burn your eyes
and the heat will make you dry
Home is made for cominï¿½ from
and dreams of goinï¿½ to
Which with any luck will ever come true

i am going to the burning man
i am going to the burning man

fires are always burning ï¿½
songs are always loud
I never been a place that made me hurry back.

i am going to the burning man
i am going to the burning man

tek can make you prisoner
And barbies often die
dust can burn your eyes
and the heat will make you dry
Home is made for cominï¿½ from
and dreams of goinï¿½ to
Which with any luck will ever come true

i am going to the burning man
i am going to the burning man

Do I know what moop is?
moop has got to go
Heaven is with my camp mates
and the girls and blow

i am going to the burning man
i am going to the burning man

When I am a burner
i.m as happy as larry
for i'll be going home
And soon you know where I will be

i am going to the burning man
i am going to the burning man

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:52 am

You wanna see sin of the wickedest kind?
Here it is!
You wanna see virtue left behind?
Here it is!
Sodom was vice
And visa-versa
You wanna say where the vice is worser?
Here it is!
I mean, here it is!

You wanna live life in the burningest city?
Here it is!
Women and whiskey, night and day?
Here it is!
You wanna embrace the golden calf?
Ankle, and thigh, and upper half?
Here it is!
I mean, here it is!

black rock city
black rock city
we sure do like it here

black rock city
black rock city
we sure do like it here

black rock city
black rock city
Here's whatwe're gonna do

we all built this town
And then tear it down
And hello to you

Will you go to heaven?
Will you go to hell?
Either repent, or fare thee well

we all take care of black rock city
Comes the end, and it will be pretty
Here it is!
I mean, there it was!

Here it is!
I mean, thereit was!

Here it is!
I mean, there it was!
Amen!

pahhahahhahahahaha o fuck that was fun!

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:01 am

graidawg wrote:Gotta dream boy
Gotta burn
Paint your R V
And come along

... snip ...

Where are we goin'?
to the playa
When will we be there?
at the burnin
What will we get?
I ain't equipped to say
But who gives a damn?
Who gives a damn?
We're on our way!

oh i do like this one !! i may even sing it!

I like it too

but what's the tune?

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:50 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
graidawg wrote:Gotta dream boy
Gotta burn
Paint your R V
And come along

... snip ...

Where are we goin'?
to the playa
When will we be there?
at the burnin
What will we get?
I ain't equipped to say
But who gives a damn?
Who gives a damn?
We're on our way!

oh i do like this one !! i may even sing it!
I like it too but what's the tune?

paint your wagon my dear it s the opening song, the last few are all from paint your wagon, wandering star, no name city are the ones i think

hehehehe

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:03 am

Well, paint my wagon Grai I do not know that one.

Yet.