Come use our sex swing while everyone watches, camp

AKDMAN · Post by **AKDMAN** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 3:40 am

The title explains it all folks, come use our sex swing while we cheer you on, or make satirical comments, whichever more appropriate. You won't be disappointed, whether you need to use a sex swing or you need someone to use you on a sex swing we are there for you. We have multiple swings and multiple commentators to give you that crucial in the moment encouragement and commentary that makes you feel like your fulfilling your potential. Don't wait, swing on by to "come use our sex swing while everyone watches, camp" to get your swing on*

* meaning you subject yourself to the harshest critique one could imagine, or a mind-blowing pamper session given by my tounge

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 5:02 am

Two questions:

1) What's the capacity of the swing (or the LLC's insurance policy limitation as the case may be)?

2) Can we get the ridicule/thataboys/thatagirls signed? We have 5 members who are hearing impaired.

Thanks for your gift!

Sasquatch · Post by **Sasquatch** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 12:48 pm

Lol thats fucking awesome. Ill stop by your camp everyday if i can

delle · Post by **delle** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:53 pm

Sic Pup wrote:Can we get the ridicule/thataboys/thatagirls signed? We have 5 members who are hearing impaired.

At first I thought you wanted a certificate of achievement - that'd be cool.... or a reportcard of sorts. (tho i know mine would be just shameful probably!)

Then I understood the question.

I can give a mean thumbs up and thumbs down -- and now that I think of it, know many lewd gestures that just don't get any play at all in my default world.....

...tho I think I'll be too busy scribbling notes to use my hands much.

(Love this idea, btw. Not creepy at all!)

AKDMAN · Post by **AKDMAN** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:23 pm

My girlfriend is also hearing impaired and we both know ASL, she uses hearing aids so maybe we can also try a loudspeaker for those who would enjoy that. I'll have to check with our engineer on the stats for the swing, but as of yet we have had no problems. My lawyer says there is no need to divulge any insurance information other than assurance that there is sufficient coverage. That means worry free play folks, come and enjoy

Strata · Post by **Strata** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:11 pm

Oooh, how about MEGAPHONE DAY at Use Our Sex Swing (etc) Camp?

Bonus points if the folks using the swing ALSO have megaphones... " A LITTLE TO THE LEFT... YEAH... NO WAIT AM I IN?..."

BurningDaylight · Post by **BurningDaylight** » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:16 pm

Wait, so you're doing this in addition to the Yellow Bike Ninja thing?

AKDMAN · Post by **AKDMAN** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:06 am

Yep, art in the front, sex swing and bleachers(thank you kickstarter) in the rear of the camp, no public sex in NV, something like that. Our bleachers will be up to code and should be able to handle several people, we will also have plenty of coolers around to sit on, for those of you that like that, so to recap, no poking the beast in the front, only in the back

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:42 am

Vapor camp.

LLQchasm · Post by **LLQchasm** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:35 am

Bob wrote:Vapor camp.

Yeh. What's the point of announcing the existence of something in vapor space? Might as well not exist if you don't say which camp or where it is.

AKDMAN · Post by **AKDMAN** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 1:40 pm

Come use our sex swing while everyone watches, camp is our name and we are waiting for placement, if we don't get placed our hopefull location will be announced and actual location posted at playa info once on playa, vapor camp is for people with medical marijuana cards, and I am not affiliated with them, they use their own insurance company

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:24 pm

You can have sex at my camp while I watch, too.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 6:38 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:You can have sex at my camp while I watch, too. :)

Dr. Manhattan?

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 8:40 pm

do not forget that sex in public is still illegal on playa. I am sure you planned on having it out of view of the general public, and you will have to check ID's.

I want front row seating as well.

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 10:58 pm

Oh joy, amateur toys get hauled to the playa, someone claims they know how to use them, film at 11.

Bob said it best. Vapor Camp.

AKDMAN · Post by **AKDMAN** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:16 am

I would hope to have to ID people to make sure they are not to young, that would be better than having to make sure the older couple that claims to know how to use the amateur toy doesn't have a stroke or heart attack. And upon request we are adding vapor camp to the list, you will need your ID and medical marijuana paperwork to enter the vapor tent, but once inside you can use our vaporizers instead of smoking your medicine, smoking is bad, vapor camp was a good idea guys, thanks

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:58 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:You can have sex at my camp while I watch, too.
Dr. Manhattan?

No, Doc Pyro

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:00 am

mdmf007 wrote:do not forget that sex in public is still illegal on playa. I am sure you planned on having it out of view of the general public, and you will have to check ID's.

I want front row seating as well.

That would be the swing itself. I'll be seated on row 2, egging, errr, cheering you on.

Make sure you bring the master stream this time, and not that little 1.5" nozzle

ufc89 · Post by **ufc89** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:02 pm

Sounds like you're doing Gods work. Will your camp be recruiting any members? I don't like to brag but i've watched many people have sex before

Post by **mdmf007** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:33 pm

Sail Man wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:do not forget that sex in public is still illegal on playa. I am sure you planned on having it out of view of the general public, and you will have to check ID's.

I want front row seating as well.
That would be the swing itself. I'll be seated on row 2, egging, errr, cheering you on.

Make sure you bring the master stream this time, and not that little 1.5" nozzle

Ill bring a three inch stacked tip.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 2:36 pm

ufc89 wrote:Sounds like you're doing Gods work.

Yay!

Come use our sex swing while everyone watches, camp

Come use our sex swing while everyone watches, camp

Poke

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