4 girls want to share an Rv , based out of Venice Beach ca

nllyleonard · Post by **nllyleonard** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:11 pm

Hi , we are 4 girls 20's to mid 30's are heading out of venice Beach, want to share an Rv , does anyone have space?

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:12 pm

4 girls more than fills an RV... there will be no other space...

nllyleonard · Post by **nllyleonard** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:22 pm

having a hard time renting one, most places are sold out for the week, if you know of any cancellations please let us know.....

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:29 pm

Paging Dr, Pyro...STAT!

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:36 pm

You may need to expand your search a bit. I rented one out past Riverside last year. The distance was a pain, but they are available in the greater metro area.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:21 pm

Sic Pup wrote:Paging Dr, Pyro...STAT!

*sends up "doc Pyro" bat-signal*

lucky.bastard · Post by **lucky.bastard** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:16 pm

i heard his RV was almost filled up... only room left is in the back.....

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:40 pm

I think he starts filling from the back.
takes you there first, then, folks move forward "after", as new folks are brought back.

but, that's just rumor.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:47 pm

The version I heard also had one of these involved:

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:56 pm

I thought doc's only number was 12..............

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:13 pm

Gentlemen, these poor sirens clearly need assistance, and I believe I am the most qualified, judging from the previous responses, to do precisely that. Now ladies, you need to be somewhat more specific. Would you need to pick it up in Venice Beach be a requirement, or can you say, oh, meet one in Sacramento, or perhaps Newcastle. A few days early. And what about sleeping facilities? Having some experience in these things, I can assure you that four of you may be somewhat crowded unless you can see your way clear to double up. If necessary, I will be happy to demostrate. And showers. Your RV cannot hold enough water to give four ladies a decent shower for, oh, let's just say five times each during the week. Now happily at Barbie Death Village we do have showers, right outside my RV as it should just so happen, for our campmates to use during the week. Should you happen to join our Village perchance I could see my way clear to see to it that not only do you get that luxury, but someone to loufah your backs as well. Feel free to contact me because, and you can trust me, I'm only here to help.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:39 pm

Maybe they can trade work/ticket at the high end RV-camps...?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:40 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Gentlemen, these poor sirens clearly need assistance, and I believe I am the most qualified, judging from the previous responses, to do precisely that. Now ladies, you need to be somewhat more specific. Would you need to pick it up in Venice Beach be a requirement, or can you say, oh, meet one in Sacramento, or perhaps Newcastle. A few days early. And what about sleeping facilities? Having some experience in these things, I can assure you that four of you may be somewhat crowded unless you can see your way clear to double up. If necessary, I will be happy to demostrate. And showers. Your RV cannot hold enough water to give four ladies a decent shower for, oh, let's just say five times each during the week. Now happily at Barbie Death Village we do have showers, right outside my RV as it should just so happen, for our campmates to use during the week. Should you happen to join our Village perchance I could see my way clear to see to it that not only do you get that luxury, but someone to loufah your backs as well. Feel free to contact me because, and you can trust me, I'm only here to help.

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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:07 pm

now see if you had bright orange hair like Doc, and weren't so shy yg they might have been camping with you...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:21 pm

well yeah, but, Doc's got a tool none of us can compare to.........so, well , ultimately, they'd move on anyway.

Although, I can lick my eyebrows.

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:24 pm

ygmir wrote:well yeah, but, Doc's got a tool none of us can compare to.........so, well , ultimately, they'd move on anyway.

Although, I can lick my eyebrows.

you still using the lick and stick yggy ???

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:38 pm

ibdave wrote:
ygmir wrote:well yeah, but, Doc's got a tool none of us can compare to.........so, well , ultimately, they'd move on anyway.

Although, I can lick my eyebrows.

you still using the lick and stick yggy ???

muffin curl

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:38 pm

Dr Pyro wrote:

Should you happen to join our Village perchance I could see my way clear to see to it that not only do you get that luxury, but someone to loufah your backs as well. Feel free to contact me because, and you can trust me, I'm only here to help.

yer such a slut

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:39 pm

Trishntek wrote:Dr Pyro wrote:
Should you happen to join our Village perchance I could see my way clear to see to it that not only do you get that luxury, but someone to loufah your backs as well. Feel free to contact me because, and you can trust me, I'm only here to help.
yer such a slut

ssussshhhh!!

we might get to watch.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 9:51 pm

Isn't it damn near ALWAYS girls wanting to parasitically hook up with the RV experience?

BTW, this wouldn't be your first time to the playa would it?

Clar-i-ty · Post by **Clar-i-ty** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:39 pm

Of course it is. I blame it on those Girls gone wild videos.

Dr. Pyro, I highly suggest requiring short sheer nighties for the pre-requisite pillow fight.

Also, when we find you in the back of your RV covered in feathers with an ecstatic grin on your face, do you want us to tell the mortician to keep your face that way for an open casket?

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 10:43 pm

What do we do it the top is unable to close?

amputate?

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:14 pm

In pre-christian societies, men actually castrated themselves in service to the goddess... anyone know a ritual for this??

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:35 pm

gaminwench wrote:In pre-christian societies, men actually castrated themselves in service to the goddess... anyone know a ritual for this??

this explains a LOT....

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Mar 21, 2011 11:54 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Gentlemen, these poor sirens clearly need assistance, and I believe I am the most qualified, judging from the previous responses, to do precisely that. Now ladies, you need to be somewhat more specific. Would you need to pick it up in Venice Beach be a requirement, or can you say, oh, meet one in Sacramento, or perhaps Newcastle. A few days early. And what about sleeping facilities? Having some experience in these things, I can assure you that four of you may be somewhat crowded unless you can see your way clear to double up. If necessary, I will be happy to demostrate. And showers. Your RV cannot hold enough water to give four ladies a decent shower for, oh, let's just say five times each during the week. Now happily at Barbie Death Village we do have showers, right outside my RV as it should just so happen, for our campmates to use during the week. Should you happen to join our Village perchance I could see my way clear to see to it that not only do you get that luxury, but someone to loufah your backs as well. Feel free to contact me because, and you can trust me, I'm only here to help.

oh i wish i was this smooth! i am going to memorise every word of this for the next time. Every. Single. Word.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 2:17 am

graidawg wrote:oh i wish i was this smooth! i am going to memorise every word of this for the next time. Every. Single. Word.

don't forget the orange hair, and the glasses..
very important part.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:16 am

goathead wrote:
graidawg wrote:oh i wish i was this smooth! i am going to memorise every word of this for the next time. Every. Single. Word.
don't forget the orange hair, check and the glasses..checkvery important part.

rv nope
showers nope
loofah nope
horde of barbies ready to sacrifce all nope

hummph - well at least i can copy the great and good

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:31 am

graidawg wrote:
goathead wrote:
graidawg wrote:oh i wish i was this smooth! i am going to memorise every word of this for the next time. Every. Single. Word.
don't forget the orange hair, check and the glasses..checkvery important part.
rv nope
showers nope
loofah nope
horde of barbies ready to sacrifce all nope

hummph - well at least i can copy the great and good

Welcome to the "we wish we could be cool like Doc Pyro" club.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:40 am

ygmir wrote:
graidawg wrote:
goathead wrote: don't forget the orange hair, check and the glasses..checkvery important part.
rv nope
showers nope
loofah nope
horde of barbies ready to sacrifce all nope

hummph - well at least i can copy the great and good
Welcome to the "we wish we could be cool like Doc Pyro" club.

*sighs* life was so much easier when i didn't know where the cool kids went to play

NotANugget · Post by **NotANugget** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:43 am

ygmir wrote:Although, I can lick my eyebrows.

You really should trim those things....