The person below me

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:46 am

Hot tubs! not just a school girl but a japanese school girl!

tpbm, has secret fetish THEY DARE NOT SHARE (oo please let that one be true)

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:46 pm

yep

TPBM has tips for surviving a crazy wedding week. whew, i'm tuckered out and it's only tuesday!

penguin · Post by **penguin** » Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:30 pm

True, I usually sneak out after the first hour or two (those weddings that last a whole week are just too long!)

TPBM can't wait to put away their long-underwear and break out the shorts.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:19 am

yes, YES, ohhhh DOG YES.
tired of the mud.

tpbm wants a radicial change in their apperance.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:35 am

oh yes that would be very good, sort of muscular a bit taller and better teeth! or just a decent haircut - either way i'll be happy

TPBM has an end of the world plan

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 1:45 am

for 2012

tpbm has never been to a regional

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:20 am

No, never.
The person below me lies when he/she posts his/her 1012 plan, for fear of having too many burners show up on December 22nd.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 11:32 am

theCryptofishist wrote:No, never.
The person below me lies when he/she posts his/her 1012 plan, for fear of having too many burners show up on December 22nd.

well, not really, we won in the battle in Britain in 1012, and, so I can't/won't hide the truth.
Or big loss came in 1066, IIRC..

TPBM is still ok with a long winter, knowing it'll be 100 deg. soon enough

Post by **Eric** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:04 pm

It better not hit 100 in SF again. Almost no-one has air conditioning...

tpbm is plotting something...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:33 pm

I'll have to take the 5th on that Eric until I lawyer up

TPBM also has a copy of the Anarchist Cookbook.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:37 pm

You bet i do

TPBM is reaching for the bong..

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:38 pm

Cough...cough...

TPBM is looking for Dave

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:53 pm

I looked but he's not here

TPBM can put their feet up over and behind their head

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:55 pm

Not really...but I can touch my nose with my tongue

TPBM is feeling the spring in his/hers blood

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:05 pm

Naw, I'm too old and cranky and cantankerous.
The person below me spells correctly by mistake, sometimes.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:33 pm

Only when spelling banana, tomorrow, and isle...

Teh person bilow meh haz both agoraphobia and kleptomania.

*edited to add misspellings*

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:11 pm

Aww poop.. u caught me.. I like t- hey look over there! *steals ur wallet*

TPBM's hobby is butt-torching lego people

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:50 pm

did i kill it??

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:10 pm

I used to blow up fire ant hills...does that count?

TPBM is packed and ready for Burning man 2011

lazerfox · Post by **lazerfox** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:18 pm

Packed: only a little. Ready: not even close.

TPBM is sick and tired of having all their websites blocked at work so they can no longer communicate with the outside world!!!

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:05 pm

Nope no internet at work. Wait, I'd guess that would total blocking, but still not upset about it.

The person below me shops for upgrades of camp gear they haven't much used anyway.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:06 pm

I'm trying to see it as a way to refocus.
TPBM had a very embarrassing funny sexual experiment about ten years ago.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:07 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I'm trying to see it as a way to refocus.
TPBM had a very embarrassing funny sexual experiment about ten years ago.

10 years ago,,,,, hmmmmmmm,,,,, 2001 eh???? thinking,,,, you mean the roadside thing on the hood of the car? fuggin' skeeters ate me alive! Oh!!! I know!!!! Trish go a banana inside her,,, it was peeled,,,, and it got soft,,,,, and it was slippery,,,, and wow did I have to dig,,,, warm banana tastes pretty good tho'. Errrrr that was July 2001 at the Excalibur in Vegas,,,, first they brought us sliced banana,,,, we said, "nope has to be whole!" room service must chuckle sometimes,,,,,,,

oh yeah,,,, TPBM has had intimate relations with fresh produce.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:17 pm

no, but we used butter as lube once in a moment of desperation. (hello, TMI)

tpbm has reasons to be optimistic

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:21 pm

Geez, you make love to ONE microwaved cantaloupe as a teen and it haunts you for life...

TPBM is afraid of clowns.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:32 pm

Gotta admit,,,, when you put it THAT WAY! We just bought a couple of these to put in dark corners in Retrofrolic:

More of a LUNATIC than a CLOWN!

TPBM is very VERY good at spending/giving money/time.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:28 am

If I could ever get money and time to synch.....
fuck

tpbm eat better on the playa then they do at home.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:37 am

no..the food just tastes better on the playa.

TPBM still knows where to find dirty martini mix

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:50 am

for some reason even alky's who haven't had a damned martini in decades keep up with that stuff.
http://www.amazon.com/Original-Dirty-Su ... B00119Q3EQ

TPBM is wearing pink panties with sparkles (like me!).

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:13 pm

You caught me!

It IS Graidawg day after all...

TPBM usually prefers to be on top.