Best Line Today

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:28 am

"I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm gonna cut you down to size
I'm a lumberjack baby
And you're the one that gets my prize
And when you hear my motor running
You know I surely be coppin' a rise
So I'm gonna crank it up and cut it down

I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm a lumberjack now baby
I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm a lumberjack baby
But I ain't jacked my lumber baby
Since my chain saw you"

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Oct 29, 2010 11:53 pm

"Come as you are.
Leave as who you always wanted to be."

from the Parking Lot Movie

Love the film.
They also mention temporary autonomous zone.
And this was made in Virginia.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Nov 06, 2010 11:41 pm

From Mindy, at Doc Pyro's party, while Looneytunes was setting off his "poofer":

" and, remember, fire can't play with itself".........

I thought that was brilliant!!

good one Mindy!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:44 pm

"Life is like an analogy."

- Aaron Allston

themightyaghabheegy · Post by **themightyaghabheegy** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:11 pm

'go fuck a fruit basket'

my brother

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:22 pm

"you see commercials for casino's, with a guy who just struck it rich. Thats false advertising! Its like a fast food restaurant showing a person choking on a hamburger...'see this can happen!'"

-some girl

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Feb 06, 2011 12:06 am

heres one from my youth. Walking home from school two attractive girls in front of me (about 14 years old) have a little chat and i hear ".....fucked by a horse"

i would love to know how that came about

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:06 pm

"I didn't do anything wrong."

Bernie Madoff

"My people love me all."

Gaddafhi

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:45 pm

Basic Flying Rules:

"Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it.

The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space.

It is much more difficult to fly there."

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:49 pm

You might have a beautiful mouth, you might have beautiful eyes
But sooner or later it all goes south when you tell too many lies

Lucinda Williams, from Buttercup

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:11 pm

I got this in a pm yesterday and i am still giggling

I feel like such a dick (which is quite a mouthful for a girl, let me tell you!!!) (groan)

thanks Delle

Rusted Iron · Post by **Rusted Iron** » Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:07 am

"Maggots are fly-babies," Santa says. "I have something in my bag for them, too."

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:10 pm

"It could take months to lose that wieght, but you can be naked right now and thats just as good."

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Wed Mar 23, 2011 5:02 pm

FIGJAM wrote:"It could take months to lose that wieght, but you can be naked right now and thats just as good."

well,
there's nothing skinny about me skinny dipping

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:36 am

"Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime.
For a first offense, that is."

Robert Heinlein

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:54 am

My five year old grandson Corbin said this morning as a big horse trailer passed by, "OH! I want a trailer like that with 12 long horsepower!!"

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:52 pm

gyre wrote:"Come as you are.
Leave as who you always wanted to be."

from the Parking Lot Movie

Love the film.
They also mention temporary autonomous zone.
And this was made in Virginia.

I just saw the Parking Lot Movie recently (Thanks, Netflix Instant!) and loved it. On the surface it's just a movie about a bunch of guys working in a corner parking lot but it goes MUCH deeper than that. Highly recommend it!!

Best line today: "I laugh too loudly and have trouble with eye contact."

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Mar 24, 2011 11:13 pm

"They are the soft bunny rabbits that will kill you if they get a hockey stick in their hands."

Craig Ferguson
on Canadians

delle · Post by **delle** » Fri Mar 25, 2011 5:34 am

Tom Waits listing off jobs he'd had:

"and then I was a labor organizer in a maternity ward"

(probly an old one, but new to me)

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:11 pm

"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."

Wernher von Braun

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 9:57 pm

I have 2:

My brother Bob would say this, "Go take a flying fuck through a rolling donut".

And I heard this years ago, "You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"'

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:26 pm

who says you cant pick your friends nose?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:58 am

If you count your chickens before they hatch, you can still make a nice omlette.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:30 pm

Don't pick your peaches before they get all fuzzed up

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 5:34 pm

Isotopia wrote:You're probably confusing your spiritual euphoria with tetanus.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:47 pm

Our new CEO of 38 days, pointing at the rest of upper management at the back of the room during an employee meeting:

"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE. We will NOT do this to our employees again. Do your jobs"

WOOT! Previous management did not require that these guys WORK lol

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:24 am

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.

-Will Rogers

roanokejim · Post by **roanokejim** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:08 pm

Hi Will Rogers. Yeah right. I like your lines. I pick it so fast. :D

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:02 pm

directons to Beverly Hills

"Just go east on Sunset until you reach the gates of hell..."

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 6:16 am

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