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Post by Mojojita » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:45 am

unjonharley wrote:.
I still like the guerilla hiding in the porta..

It's # one for screams.

It was done two years in a row..
Yep - it was an extremely effective method of making people pee in their pants.

(I think he means "gorilla". Of course the other would be pretty scary too!)

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Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:51 am

Mojojita wrote:
unjonharley wrote:.
I still like the guerilla hiding in the porta..

It's # one for screams.

It was done two years in a row..
Yep - it was an extremely effective method of making people pee in their pants.

(I think he means "gorilla". Of course the other would be pretty scary too!)
It does beg the question, Che Guevarra or right wing Columbian paramilitary?
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Post by jella » Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:58 am

GORILLA GUERILLA ...Well I'd certainly loose it
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Post by tamarakay » Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:50 am

yep, either way i'd be tinkling down the chubby thighs.
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Post by unjonharley » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:10 pm

tamarakay wrote:yep, either way i'd be tinkling down the chubby thighs.
Would a bad ass clown do the trick :?:

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Post by jella » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:15 pm

unjonharley wrote:
tamarakay wrote:yep, either way i'd be tinkling down the chubby thighs.
Would a bad ass clown do the trick :?:
Uh yeah, hell I've been married to Figment 25 years and he still sneaks up on me + Badass clowns freak me out :shock:
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Post by Thecatman » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:40 pm

TomServo wrote:pyramids of shit
I've seen those every year I've gone, but as scary as those pyramids look,
they pretty much eliminate the chances of ones ass gettin painted blue :shock: .
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Post by ygmir » Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:54 pm

jella wrote:
unjonharley wrote:
tamarakay wrote:yep, either way i'd be tinkling down the chubby thighs.
Would a bad ass clown do the trick :?:
Uh yeah, hell I've been married to Figment 25 years and he still sneaks up on me + Badass clowns freak me out :shock:

ding ding ding............so, Figment was with you at the MnG?

is that why I thought I remembered the name?
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Post by jella » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:41 pm

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Post by scruffyboy » Fri May 13, 2011 1:26 pm

Ladies PLEASE... If you must hover LIFT THE SEAT AND/OR CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF! Either that or improve yer aim dammit! Can't tell you the number of times I've had to wipe up after a member of the *fairer* gender when they decided their bottom parts were just too delicate to remain seated for the entire performance. And DON'T try and tell me it's *just* the guys that do this! 99.9% of us guys use the urinals mounted on the side.

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Post by AntiM » Fri May 13, 2011 1:32 pm

I agree. I plant my rear firmly on the seat.

If you lift the seat, you'd have to be an acrobat to pee on the damn thing.

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Post by nosambos » Sat May 14, 2011 4:06 pm

The Go Girl is great. Befoe I climbed Kilimanjaro I tried several funnel devices. Go Girl is right size and sheds liquid just a rinse with a bit of water will keep it clean. At one point on the mountain we were directed to go pee behind a huge rock. It seemed to provide the required privacy until I noticed the porters had climbed an even higher boulder in order to watch us. I pulled out my GoGirl turned my back to them and did the deed with my dignity intact.

To the person who brings the kitty litter buckets. Two per person? Did you ever poop?

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Post by Foxfur » Thu May 19, 2011 10:38 am

Yeah, but who's poop stinks worse? Vegetarians / vegans or carnivores? :shock:
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Post by FIGJAM » Thu May 19, 2011 10:54 am

Smell is a fact .

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Post by illy dilly » Thu May 19, 2011 1:29 pm

Foxfur wrote:Yeah, but who's poop stinks worse? Vegetarians / vegans or carnivores? :shock:
My money is on the... Vegetarian/vegans?

I only say that because my first year, our Vegan neighbors invited us over for dinner, and it was delicious!
2 hours later I was cursing their names!
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Post by Foxfur » Thu May 19, 2011 5:53 pm

2 hours later I was cursing their names!
You shouldn't have given them that carrot injected with meat juice...

Agreed Figgy. Stink and worse are pretty strong.

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Post by illy dilly » Fri May 20, 2011 11:19 am

Foxfur wrote:
2 hours later I was cursing their names!
You shouldn't have given them that carrot injected with meat juice...
But Pot Roast carrots are the best carrots! Duh!
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