MARCH 30 graidawg day!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:50 am

Happy graidawg day! graidawg...now get your Limey ass out here and play with us!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:59 am

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TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:06 am

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MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:24 am

TomServo wrote: Limey ass

That sounds tasty!

*dancing a jig for graidawg day*

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:53 am

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goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:23 am

a little french taunting and cow tossing for

GD DAY

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graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:05 am

It is commonly beleived that English sport of cow tipping was invented by one lewis robb on graidawg day in 1206.

It didn't really catch on in popularity till it was featured on nationwide a regional news programme in the1970's

people who live in Oxford, England beleive that if they are insulted by a frenchman on graidawg day their horse will die.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:14 am

also on graidawg day it s traditional to start the day with a dish of noodles cooked in beer.

the drinking of water on gd day is considered very bad form, and generally believed to lead to impotence in men.

women are permitted to wedgy anyone found to be sipping beer to slowly.

barstaff are not permitted to wear undergarments of any kind while working on gd day

in 1759 mary thornton started the great graidawg race in which a dog, a man and a woman drink 6 alcoholic beverages then learn to unicycle. so far the race has not been succesfully completed, though in 1843 the dog did manage to get on the unicycle.

graidawg day is mentioned in the bible as the day of the sermon on the mount.

beer is graidawgs second favorite drink so it is usual to have one in the right hand as much as possible on graidawg day.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:33 am

its considered very lucky to offer employment to people with the intials GGC on graidawg day (or the day after)
especially if that job is one of the following

Drunkard
sleeper.
sex technique instructor
condom tester
god avatar
poet
drunken poet
bottle opener
bottle opener and drink tester
drunken bottle opener, drink tester and poet
sparkle pony tester.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:38 am

I started my morning off with beer. Happy graidawg day!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:43 am

TomServo wrote:I started my morning off with beer. Happy graidawg day!

according to legend that means you will get a job selling food

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:49 am

thats the idea

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TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:09 am

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FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:46 am

What are the traditional colors for griadawg day?

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:00 am

green, a hazy purple and golden brown.

Post by **Savannah** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:49 am

in 1759 mary thornton started the great graidawg race in which a dog, a man and a woman drink 6 alcoholic beverages then learn to unicycle. so far the race has not been succesfully completed, though in 1843 the dog did manage to get on the unicycle.

Say, what happens today if a graidawg sees his shadow?
I need this for my records.

Sincerely,

Savannah
Junior Varsity Sparkle Pony Tester

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:57 am

If graidawg sees his shadow, that means he was kicked out of the pub.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 10:59 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:If graidawg sees his shadow, that means he was kicked out of the pub before closing.

which is a sin on graidawg day

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 11:21 am

Such a lovely blend of colors...

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:05 pm

graidawg wrote:green, a hazy purple and golden brown.

Sounds like the contents of the little jar on my coffee table, *cough, cough*...

I think I'm going to take a page from TomServo's book and start Graidawg day out with a frosty cold one! Cheers!

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:20 pm

Happy Graidawg Day!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:09 pm

How did it take so long for me to hear of this wondermous day?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:10 pm

It's not too late to take the day off.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:15 pm

Oh My God... you're right!

Beer run!

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 1:45 pm

Happy graidawg day!

The traditions keep on getting curiouser and curiouser, I'll try to keep up.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:27 pm

I was trying to think of things that occurred today that might actually be the result of it being Graidawg Day.

1. I was proven correct about something nobody believed me to be correct about, without me even worrying about it. Graidawg day is a day to celebrate commupence?

2. I had some nice fruit. Graidawg day is a day to eat some fruit?

3. I started work at 4:00 AM this morning. Fuck that.. .excuse me, but Graidawg day cannot be a celebration of that habit.

(2 out of three perhaps.)

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:32 pm

Hey graidawg. Did you see your shadow?? How many more days until it gets warmer??

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:56 pm

Elorrum wrote:I was trying to think of things that occurred today that might actually be the result of it being Graidawg Day.

1. I was proven correct about something nobody believed me to be correct about, without me even worrying about it. Graidawg day is a day to celebrate commupence? graidawg day is a day when you know you will be correct so ner to everybody who doubts you

2. I had some nice fruit. Graidawg day is a day to eat some fruit? only nice fruit no kiwi fruit though thats bad luck

3. I started work at 4:00 AM this morning. Fuck that.. .excuse me, but Graidawg day cannot be a celebration of that habit. All habits are good habits on graidawg day

(2 out of three perhaps.)

also a good day for bat out of hell

Hey graidawg. Did you see your shadow?? How many more days until it gets warmer?? Smile

its warmer already over here. my arms have seen the sun already this year. I formally introduced them last week, i hope they get on this year. Last year the sun had real issues with my neck and kept trying to inncinerate it (bad sun no! naughty!)

I was just told that apparentely on graidawg day its possible to see the fairies that hide in dust motes if you watch from an upstairs window in bright sunlight.

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:24 pm

Happy Graidawg Day all !

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:10 pm

AS the first international Graidawg day draws too a close i would like you all too think of this " "

MARCH 30 graidawg day!

MARCH 30 graidawg day!

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