No dead animals in the Temple. please! (graphic image)

CalebCamera · Post by **CalebCamera** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:42 am

While wondering through the ashes left from the burning temple in 2010 I had the startling experience of stumbling upon lil' miss Krispy Kitty. I assume it was placed in the temple with the intent of being cremated. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case for this or the other cat we found.

If this was your pet, I apologize for posting here. However, I did take it upon myself to place her and her sister kitty in a burn barrel to ensure their completed destruction. After, of course, taking a photo.

...let the kitty cat captioning begin.

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:19 am

It looks like a beaver to me.

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:26 am

Yeech. How did you even identify that as a cat? It looks like a burned dinosaur-rabbit. Let's hope this practice stops before someone decides to "cremate" their miscarried child or something.

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:44 am

Imagine the possibilities. I can see potential for a CSI episode here. Or maybe Bones.

Dustdevil · Post by **Dustdevil** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:00 am

oneeyeddick wrote:It looks like a beaver to me.

No doubt one of the losers from the Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:49 am

Dustdevil wrote:
oneeyeddick wrote:It looks like a beaver to me.
No doubt one of the losers from the Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:18 am

How do you tell burners what to do and what not to do?
This must have been a meaningful event for someone and it's possible that you ruined it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:25 am

Well, the temple builders should be able to predict where it will burn hottest, and we can direct the pet cremators to stash carcasses there.

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 9:54 am

Good idea, I'd like to know the hottest spot in the temple this year to put my grandma. Does she have to be dead first?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:02 am

Heavily tranquilized works.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:54 pm

jkisha wrote:Good idea, I'd like to know the hottest spot in the temple this year to put my grandma. Does she have to be dead first?
Heavily tranquilized works.

congressperson?

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:20 pm

looks like a honey badger to me. (my new totem animal for not giving a shit.)

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:39 pm

lol Elorrum my daughter and I are also singing his praises

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:18 pm

BBadger wrote:Yeech. How did you even identify that as a cat? It looks like a burned dinosaur-rabbit. Let's hope this practice stops before someone decides to "cremate" their miscarried child or something.

That sounds like a barbecue to me.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:08 am

Look at the date people......

syhologram · Post by **syhologram** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:22 pm

[quote="Elorrum"]looks like a honey badger to me. (my new totem animal for not giving a shit.)[/quote]

no way! honey badger would slap the shit out of fire!

Post by **Sham** » Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:53 pm

Come to think of it, I did smell roasting chicken during the last burn. Mmm, chicken!

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:03 pm

Shambala wrote:Come to think of it, I did smell roasting chicken during the last burn. Mmm, chicken!

You must have been down-wind of us, we had chipotle chicken for dinner and it gave me gas something fierce

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:18 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Shambala wrote:Come to think of it, I did smell roasting chicken during the last burn. Mmm, chicken!
You must have been down-wind of us, we had chipotle chicken for dinner and it gave me gas something fierce :P

Was that you who accidentally set yourself on fire by turning your back to the burn at the wrong moment?

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:19 pm

jkisha wrote:Good idea, I'd like to know the hottest spot in the temple this year to put my grandma. Does she have to be dead first?

Knock her out and fill her orifices and body cavities with hand sanitizer or possibly non-dairy creamer (which is horrendously flammable!) or something else combustable.

Some black powder might help to spread the parts out so they burn better.

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:24 pm

Super Evil Brian wrote:
jkisha wrote:Good idea, I'd like to know the hottest spot in the temple this year to put my grandma. Does she have to be dead first?
Knock her out and fill her orifices and body cavities with hand sanitizer or possibly non-dairy creamer (which is horrendously flammable!) or something else combustable.

Some black powder might help to spread the parts out so they burn better.

Thanks for the tips. I see why you have your screen name!

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:26 pm

I'm all business and always on duty.

shroom · Post by **shroom** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:54 pm

Sail Man wrote:Look at the date people......

damn it.......

m0rtisman · Post by **m0rtisman** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:57 pm

I think I can explain the cat corpse. A nice young lad i was camped next to was an amateur taxidermist. To my surprise i met his bucket of taxidermied animals before i met him. He had 20-30 mice he was gifting to people on the playa, and one cat. My GF wouldnt let me keep the mouse he gifted me around and he said he had trouble getting rid of them all, so he burned them with the temple, cat included. Still pretty creepy though. You said you found 2 cat-like corpses?!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:10 am

You said a mouseful

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:37 am

gyre wrote:You said a mouseful

Bad Gyre! Go sit in the corner!

SecretOperativeBear · Post by **SecretOperativeBear** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:43 pm

either this thread is totally hilarious /OR/ i have a warped sense of humor

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:20 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
Shambala wrote:Come to think of it, I did smell roasting chicken during the last burn. Mmm, chicken!
You must have been down-wind of us, we had chipotle chicken for dinner and it gave me gas something fierce
Was that you who accidentally set yourself on fire by turning your back to the burn at the wrong moment?

Yes, but on the plus side I got to cancel my doctors appointment to have my roids cauterized. Hello zero co-pay!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:24 pm

Sail Man wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:
Sail Man wrote: You must have been down-wind of us, we had chipotle chicken for dinner and it gave me gas something fierce :P
Was that you who accidentally set yourself on fire by turning your back to the burn at the wrong moment?
:oops: Yes, but on the plus side I got to cancel my doctors appointment to have my roids cauterized. Hello zero co-pay!! :lol:

(to fishself: Sail Man won that round. aka lol)

No dead animals in the Temple. please! (graphic image)

No dead animals in the Temple. please! (graphic image)

no dead animals