OneEyedDick Day, April 1st!

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OneEyedDick Day, April 1st!

Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:23 am

April fool's day!






just joking, gotcha, made you look, neener neener....
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Post by maryanimal » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:50 am

Happy OED day!! April Fool!!

No really, straight from my heart, April Fool!!

Seriously this time,
















wait for it...
















April Fool!!


Hope your day is a good one! (((OED)))
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Post by Bob Bitchen » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:58 am

I just won the California Lottery Burning Man Tickets for Everyone. :shock:









:D :D :D




Not :shock: :shock:




April Fools

:D 8) :shock: :shock: 8) :D

Hope everyone has a Great Day.
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Post by Sham » Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:23 am

Happy April Fool's Day y'all.

Well, here in the northeast, we are getting hit with a slushy, sleety snow storm to make our day. It was mid 50's yesterday and now this crap.

I have my bag of lowbrow, playa inspired tricks to do today. I have fake video cameras to stick on the walls of the locker room of my gym and a dummy cell phone to place face down in a urinal.

I NEED MORE PEOPLE! Please share some of your shocking and sleazy April Fools type pranks that you've done (or have seen) on the playa, but suitable for a day like today.

Thank you! Sham.....
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Post by TomServo » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:35 am

Happy OneEyedDick day!!
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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Post by TomServo » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:46 am

Didnt Larry Harvey announce that he sold Burning Man to Disney on April 1st?
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Post by MyDearFriend » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:43 am

Happy OneEyedDick Day!!!

Hey I tell you what, those banner ads on the front page almost got me last night, I guess when they were testing them? I got hit with the Wal-Mart ad first, which when I clicked in disbelief took me through to the actual Wal-Mart page :shock: :shock: :shock: then Trojans, Victoria... I had faith though, especially when they disappeared again.

Looks much better now thank you!!! 8)
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Post by ygmir » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:57 am

I bet, OED's nickname as a kid was "Squirt".
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Post by maggiemayday » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:11 am

Mine! Mine! Mine!

Someone's stepping on My Dick.
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Post by TomServo » Fri Apr 01, 2011 7:54 am

What does one do on OneEyedDick day?
anything worth doing is worth overdoing..
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Post by Ansgard » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:49 am

Happy OED day dick!
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Post by Eric » Fri Apr 01, 2011 12:26 pm

so does this mean when I go to the nude beach I have to figure out which one is you?
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Post by Elderberry » Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:02 pm

Happy OED Day!
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Post by Psychocybin420 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:13 pm

Happy OED day fools! :D
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Post by oneeyeddick » Fri Apr 01, 2011 3:57 pm

Eric wrote:so does this mean when I go to the nude beach I have to figure out which one is you?
I am the one with the invisible eyepatch.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Apr 01, 2011 4:32 pm

What a Dick. :)
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Post by maryanimal » Fri Apr 01, 2011 6:38 pm

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Post by Lynn707 » Fri Apr 01, 2011 8:52 pm

OM GOD FRIGGIN AWESOME AND LARRY WAS ON TONITE
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Post by Bob Bitchen » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:11 am

Thats just too funny :!:

Happy OED Day :shock:
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Post by Sail Man » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:29 am

Soooooo, how was DickDay, Dick? :wink:


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Post by oneeyeddick » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:46 am

I spent the majority of it in an upright position.

Thanks for all the well-wishes everybody, I am swelled with pride from the show of support.
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Post by ygmir » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:47 am

oneeyeddick wrote:I spent the majority of it in an upright position.

Thanks for all the well-wishes everybody, I am swelled with pride from the show of support.
if that was over 4 hours, I hope you called your doctor.
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Post by AntiM » Sat Apr 02, 2011 7:54 am

No, he called your mom.
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Post by ygmir » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:10 am

momma no speak sheep language
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Post by pinemom » Sat Apr 02, 2011 8:31 am

hahahahahaaaa!

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Post by Sail Man » Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:12 am

oneeyeddick wrote:I spent the majority of it in an upright position.

Thanks for all the well-wishes everybody, I am swelled with pride from the show of support.
Mind the floor, you don't want to slip :wink:
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