The person below me

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:44 pm

If i were rich, yes i would probably spend alot of money on ridiculous kitchen gadgets.. I love cooking....and i love my ridiculous kichen gadgets.

TPBM has a lean mean fat grilling machine!!!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:07 pm

Who am I, George Forfish?
The Fish Below Me has a celebrity-endorsed bidet.

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:51 pm

a Miss Limpet Bidet.

the person below me has dishes in the sink.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:44 pm

Well,,,,, DUH!!! where else would they be?

TPBM can touch nose with tongue

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:24 pm

Hell, yes, I can!

TPBM is bringing some special drink to playa.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:27 pm

every year

tpbm has a hard time thinking of questions to ask

C187 · Post by **C187** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:41 pm

Actually no.. I came here to say what I'm about to say.

TPBM can go fuck themselves.

jella · Post by **jella** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:44 pm

They say you can't "love" someone until you "love" yourself. So go fuck yourself sounds pretty healthy to me

TPBM is saying WTF ?

edit to add Y

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:47 pm

me? LOL, much to jaded.

tpbm wonders, and they all camp on the same playa???

C187 · Post by **C187** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 2:52 pm

Apparently some parts of the playa are better then others because they were graced by real burners.

tpbm, would like a cig, but is quitting.. because tpbm is an hero

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:01 pm

Nah. I never even started that habit--no heroics from me.

TPBM had an unlikely childhood hero.

Post by **Eric** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:27 pm

yep, Barry Goldwater. Still a hero (more for where he stood in the 70's & 80's than who he was in the 60's)

tpbm is having a really nice day

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 4:27 pm

Does Harry pothead count?
TPBM likes to collect furbies

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:33 pm

I collect watches and eclectic sex toys.

TPBM had a furbie as a child.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:44 pm

I don't know what a furby is, except the opportunity for some sort of obscene joke.

The Person Below Me doesn't use an umbrella.

Post by **Eric** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:51 pm

have one, almost never use it- broad brim hat & coat work better, thankyou.

tpbm is loving Civil War being replayed on PBS

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:57 pm

Not since I don't really watch tv very much these days, although I admit it was seriously excellent.
TPBM wants to take a fellow eplayan out for dinner.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:29 pm

Why yes! JK and we plan to meet for dinner next Sunday!

TPBM is more analytical than artistic

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:54 pm

Guilty!

TPBM has had a tumesco!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:24 pm

Is that something that you put in the center of an olive?

the person below me found a treasure to take to the playa this year.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:26 pm

i sure did...

tpbm likes documentaries.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:31 pm

I Loved "Gonzo!"

TPBM is on pins and needles

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:37 pm

All through my legs if I don't take the Gabapentin.

The person below me thinks I just made a Ramone's reference.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:18 pm

no, not that I don't like oriental noodle soup, but, I think it's medicine.

TPBM hates puns......

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:05 pm

puns...mmm meh

TPBM is very confused as to what to wear to Yuri's night in Reno

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:22 pm

I'm going to Yuri's night in Reno! Good thing I ordered those cosmonaught pins on ebay!
TPBM collects images of the cultural revolution.

Post by **Eric** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:00 pm

I love the changes between the late Tsarist era and Stalin getting total power. An truly amazing burst of creativity.
Or were you referring to another one?

tpbm just found something that makes them very happy

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:05 am

Discovering you on the board makes me happy.
I was thinking Mao, but it's not a big deal.

The person below me had penguins for breakfast.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:13 am

Yeah,,,, sure,,,, and ummmmm the happy feet are still tapping away in my duodenum.

TPBM is seriously considering running for president in 2012

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:46 am

Yes, running on the 'hey, there are even worse choices than me, platform'

TPBM is so burny they decided to go to the top of the next page