Say Something Nice About Donald Trump

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:56 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Will someone please flush that irate puss brain cotton candy hair-dood mutherfucker down the el-toileto? Now?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:58 am

Every time I see a pic of that fucker, looks like he's straining to get one of his gold plated turds to pop out though it just won't pop out....

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:03 am

I just can't believe anyone takes him seriously. SERIOUSLY he's going to fun for president on the "obama is not american" platform? And he's GAINING points in the polls? Holy crap, what kind of idiots are they polling?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:04 am

his daughter is cute.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:10 am

He doesn't post pointlessly on eplaya.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:41 am

He has nice personal jets.

dr.placebo · Post by **dr.placebo** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:59 am

Nice Hair.

[There was no requirement that what I said had to be true.]

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:02 am

lol to much of a brain strain to think of something nice about trump...

I did enjoy cowboyangels comments though...

Still trying to think of something nice to say, mmmmmm. I'll get back to you on this.

hookahdude · Post by **hookahdude** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:45 am

Is the perfect poster boy for pro-choicer group..

Put his pic and the words - See! See!....

Post by **Eric** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:24 am

His taste in interior decorating makes Louis XIV look subtle.

Okay, maybe not nice, but it's true...

Bluemandrew · Post by **Bluemandrew** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:24 pm

If he was the president The Daily Show would be awesome for 4 years

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:29 pm

ygmir wrote:his daughter is cute.

she is half Czech

Post by **Elderberry** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:18 pm

MisaBlue wrote:
ygmir wrote:his daughter is cute.
she is half Czech

Well then maybe that's the only good thing that can be said about him.

But exactly what does that say about the Czechs?

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:20 pm

His admirers make a virtue out of rebuilding his empire after repeatedly going broke and losing it all. Doesn't it say something that he can build an empire and repeatedly go broke and lose it all?

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:25 pm

jkisha wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:
ygmir wrote:his daughter is cute.
she is half Czech
Well then maybe that's the only good thing that can be said about him.

But exactly what does that say about the Czechs?

Well, some of the Czech girls know how to marry and divorce

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 2:57 pm

He and palin could finish off the republican party once and for all.

He is hosting that well known laid back personality at his new york hotel, Charles Sheen.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:27 pm

tamarakay wrote:I just can't believe anyone takes him seriously. SERIOUSLY he's going to fun for president on the "obama is not american" platform? And he's GAINING points in the polls? Holy crap, what kind of idiots are they polling?

He must be polling his employees and his family.

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:37 pm

"That's a nice little hat you've got there."

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:46 pm

ygmir wrote:his daughter is cute.

SOOOOO Hot!

Edited to add: AND Czech!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:22 pm

lonestoner916 wrote:
ygmir wrote:his daughter is cute.
SOOOOO Hot!

Edited to add: AND Czech!

Czechs are hot!!!

Post by **Sham** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:20 am

ygmir wrote:
lonestoner916 wrote:
ygmir wrote:his daughter is cute.
SOOOOO Hot!

Edited to add: AND Czech!
Czechs are hot!!!

And they're great with milk, too!

Donald Trump is nothing more that a businessman who is in real estate. He has huge mortgages on his properties and has defaulted on many of these mortgages and has declared bankruptcy several times. His extreme success and money are mostly illusion that he markets with his self promotion and bloated ego.

He does have nice hair and no one can do the comb-over like The Donald!

Post by **Elderberry** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 5:51 am

MisaBlue wrote:
jkisha wrote:
MisaBlue wrote: she is half Czech
Well then maybe that's the only good thing that can be said about him.

But exactly what does that say about the Czechs?
Well, some of the Czech girls know how to marry and divorce

Ah, so they're both hot and smart!

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:03 am

He did take the time to get his picture taken with Jackie Evancho. And if you don't know who she is you're missing out on something special. As far as this Czech thing...can she make good kolaches? If she can't then she ain't worth checking out.

Thecatman · Post by **Thecatman** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:52 pm

He's got a lota $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Fufa · Post by **Fufa** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:22 pm

His name rhymes with stump! and lump! and bump! and rump! and....

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:35 pm

Thecatman wrote:He's got a lota $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Not nearly as much as he likes to make it appear, so a good many people suspect as I hear.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:51 pm

thump...and grump...and dump

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:54 pm

He's not Rick Santorum, that's all I got.

Post by **Sham** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:13 pm

Fufa wrote:His name rhymes with stump! and lump! and bump! and rump! and....

.....and DUMP!

wedeliver · Post by **wedeliver** » Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:20 pm

I have heard that he discovered that Obamas Birth Certicifcate shows "cauc" in the space marked for race.