Sexy Beckonings in Foreign Languages

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:54 pm

Let's hear 'em.
Here's mine:

ejja hangennek fil-kantuniera, xadiin sesswali tieghi
(AY-ya han-JEN-neck fill kahn-tun-EAR-a, sha-DEEN sessWAL-li tee-EYE)

come to the corner and i'll drive you crazy, my sexy monkey.

maltese.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Jul 19, 2004 8:11 pm

Rian!!!! (shitshitshit... she's Maltese, too... God, the Maltese are soooooooooo sexy!!) Rian, darling... leave your boring life in Seattle and come share my no nonsense (well, not too much nonsenese), dawn to dawn, intellectual one-liner Fest here in Sunny Portland... well... here in Portland, anyway ... we can slam Virgin Pina Coladas (you've never slammed a Virgin 'til you've slammed her with a Colada) until the cows come home... (that's right... I live with cows, but they help out with the rent, and they're not mad, although they can be cranky) and then go shopping for size 13 Fuck-Me pumps together for the rest of our lives...

If I knew something sexy in a foreign language, I would say it to you now.

Uh.... gadsuntheit!

Tiahaar · Post by **Tiahaar** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:10 am

Nihon-jin kareshi boshu-chu

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:16 am

L'amore � i suoni delle rane nella notte! code piccole squirming in
salsa sugosa. Verruche nude dei rospi sulle mie punte. Melma cremosa
che funziona gi� gli alberi. Amore, Amore, Amore!

A II Z

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:46 am

Payhe pinde. Mai nous nia karunde.

Eshira for "Give me peanuts. I love you."

Lark · Post by **Lark** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:24 am

I suppose "Voulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir?" has been overused...

How about some Swedish:

Jag älskar dig. Sill?

I love you. Pickled herring?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:24 am

the only Swedish i know is in song form:

(and no, i can't spell in swedish)

smo grudorna, smo grudorna
e lustia at sea
smo grudorna, smo grudorna
e lustia at sea
e oron, e oron e svansa hava dea
e oron, e oron e svansa hava dea
koakaka koakaka koakakakakaka
koakaka koakaka koakakakakaka

(this song should be sung while dancing in a circle when very drunk)
_ - _ - _ -
up der kamp emot kvalen,
sista striden dett arr
ty internationalen
ot alla licke bar!
up der kamp emot kvalen,
sista striden dett arr
ty internationalen
ot alla licke bar!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 12:22 pm

Sensei love you long time, fi' dolla'.
Pot-ree pay fifty.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:51 pm

ta'al, qalbi, habibi, zean.
wallahe ana bhbk

il-9arabi

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:17 pm

S�, ma rane sappia che l'amore � come uno stagno primaverile. Ora �
il momento per il domani che lo stagno sar� asciutto! Amore oggi!
Presto la canzone di playa soltanto sar� silenzio ed il primaverile
� andato! Speri di venirlo a contatto al raduno e di greet! Ami,

A II Z

Lostfolio · Post by **Lostfolio** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:28 pm

Amday, irlgay! Ourya osay otsay, I ouldcay inkdray an ubtay of ourya athbay aterway. Amday, irlgay! Mmmm-Mmmm, ouya osay inefay, etlay emay uybay ouya a eackstay utcay omfray the oicestchay eefbay and ervesay it otay ouya on a ystalcray atterplay eforebay I aketay ouyay otay the ilksay eetshay and akemay ublimesay ovelay otay ourya ivineday odybay, ouryay ystalinecray indmay and ouryay usciouslay oulsay.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:03 pm

Apollonaris Zeus wrote:S�, ma rane sappia che l'amore � come uno stagno primaverile. Ora �
il momento per il domani che lo stagno sar� asciutto! Amore oggi!
Presto la canzone di playa soltanto sar� silenzio ed il primaverile
� andato! Speri di venirlo a contatto al raduno e di greet! Ami,

A II Z

I'm melting....

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:46 pm

We are again looking at 6 p.m. Thursday at Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, which is located in Wheeeee!ville for the Meet and Greet.

Should be a lot of fun. Always is!

A II Z

robotland · Post by **robotland** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:00 am

Jolpamay groda!
Taks gruha!

(Help me, frog! Thanks shall you have!)

My sister could hypnotize a dog by whispering to it in Swedish.

Concept2w · Post by **Concept2w** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 10:05 am

Bonsoir jolie demoiselle, prendriez-vous une marche avec moi?

Ca te tente de baiser ce soir?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 11:38 am

robotland wrote:Jolpamay groda!
Taks gruha!

(Help me, frog! Thanks shall you have!)

My sister could hypnotize a dog by whispering to it in Swedish.

Swedes are great. I love them so much that i decided one of them was my son. Of course, that would have made me a mother at age..... um...5.

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jul 23, 2004 6:00 pm

Fottiamci, anima mia, fottiamci presto,
Poiche tutti per fotter nati siamo;
E se tu'l cazzo adori, io la potta amo
E sara'l mondo cazzo senza questo.

(Not that I actually speak archaic Italian)

orangepeelmoses · Post by **orangepeelmoses** » Sat Jul 24, 2004 7:21 am

anyone got a copy of tom robbins'
fierce invalids home from hot climates
handy?

switters is the man,

opm

Jesus was an alien ReMiX

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 9:24 am

AntiM wrote:Fottiamci, anima mia, fottiamci presto,
Poiche tutti per fotter nati siamo;
E se tu'l cazzo adori, io la potta amo
E sara'l mondo cazzo senza questo.

(Not that I actually speak archaic Italian)

My ex used to speak to me in archaic Italian.

All i have is this:

se tu ma' mi
se tu sospiri sol per me gentil pastor
ho dolor de tua martiri
ho diletto del tua amor
ma se pensi
che soletto
io ti debbari amar
pastorelo,
che soletto
facialmente a ti'in ganar
me de gli'ominil
consiglio
io per me non seguiro
no per che mi piache gilgio
glialtri fiori sprezzero

(obviously, i can no longer spell in Italian.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:17 am

once spoken to my wife during my absence....

spoken with a heavy french accent...

"I don't mind telling you, I am very large."

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:23 pm

"Je pense a toi mon amour/ ma bien aimée, ne m'abandonne pas. Mon Amour."

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 10:05 pm

awwwww here's the whole thing...it's really beautiful

Je pense a toi mon Amour ma bien Aimée. Ne m'abandonne pas, mon Amour Ma cherie quand
Je suis dans mon lit, Je ne réve qu'atoi quand je me réveille. Je ne pense qu'a toi/ Je pense
A toi mon Amour/ ma bien Aimée. Ne m'abandonne pas, mon amour, ma cherie/ si Je ne te vois pas,
Je ne peux rien dire/ Je ne peux rien faire/ Je ne peux rien voir/ Je ne veux rien savoir, mon Amour,
Ma cherie/ si Je ne te vois pas. Je ne peux rien faire/ Je ne peux rien dire/ Je ne peux rien voir/
Jene veux rien savoir, mon Amour, ma cherie/ certains t'ont promis la terre/ d'autres promettent
Le ciel/ y'en a qui t'ont promis la lune/ et moi. Je n'arien que ma pauvre guitare/ Je pense a toi,
mon Amour, ma bien Aimée.

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:27 pm

Owww, my head hurts

Sexy Beckonings in Foreign Languages

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