what is better, bacon or pussy?

neopunk · Post by **neopunk** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:15 am

After a lengthy discussion around Sunday breakfast, I thought id ask you guys. What do u think? PUSSY OR BACON?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:18 am

This could get nasty quickly...

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:36 am

Bacon I love. I've eaten fried dog before but there is something about deep fried cats that don't appeal to me.

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:42 am

Bacon flavored pussy?? Bacon wrapped pussy?? I don't know that one is better than the other...I love them both equally. Though, I suppose, if it came down to it...I would give up bacon over pussy.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:45 am

On the playa? Bacon!

neopunk · Post by **neopunk** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:07 am

@ VCG- that's the conclusion I came to as well. However,we did eat our bacon with our Sunday bloodymarys, then spent all morning in bed!

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:02 am

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! bacon and BloodyMarys! Stop by BloodBath&Beyond neopunk!

Post by **Eric** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:01 pm

I'm with Geo- can't see how you can compare a pig or a cat. At least they make a good veggie version of the pig one...

neopunk · Post by **neopunk** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:06 pm

I wasn't suggesting u deep fry the pussy!

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:27 pm

Despite being a proud crazy cat lady, I'd still probably eat one, just to try it. Again.

neopunk · Post by **neopunk** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:45 pm

Omg!! Thanks for the laugh, so much. I realy needed that!

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 12:46 pm

C.f.M. wrote:Despite being a proud crazy cat lady, I'd still probably eat one, just to try it. Again.

Ah CFM, our similarities deepen every day....

From favorite colors, to love of gin, to gluten intolerance, to general bad assery...so being crazy cat ladies.

Here is my pussy...I have yet to find out if he is as tasty as he is cute. Though, one never says never.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:17 pm

If you die, they'll eat you before you're cold.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:21 pm

This is like asking someone to chose between their two children, I won't do it!

If I have to chose can I just half as much of each?

neopunk · Post by **neopunk** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 4:59 pm

Naw, its a simple question. Which one do u like better?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:21 pm

What about pussy stuffed with bacon? I am sure it would be juicy and delicious.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 5:26 pm

neopunk wrote:Naw, its a simple question. Which one do u like better?

Let me sleep on it.

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:04 pm

neopunk · Post by **neopunk** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:21 pm

Actually, the question is, which is better, on Sunday morning. I say pussy (probly cause I have one) my partner says its too difficult to decide. I say why not both?

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:24 pm

Just so I have this right we're talking bacon here, yes?

Post by **Savannah** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:39 pm

VeganChoirGirl wrote:
C.f.M. wrote:Despite being a proud crazy cat lady, I'd still probably eat one, just to try it. Again.
Ah CFM, our similarities deepen every day....

From favorite colors, to love of gin, to gluten intolerance, to general bad assery...so being crazy cat ladies.

Here is my pussy...I have yet to find out if he is as tasty as he is cute. Though, one never says never.

HAAAAAA ha ha!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:40 pm

nice "Pork porn" there, SP

neopunk · Post by **neopunk** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:54 pm

I was totally thinking "pork porn" myself! :-)

Fufa · Post by **Fufa** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:04 pm

Bacon or pussy?
Pussy or bacon?

Hmm...

Pussy ON bacon!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:07 pm

Fufa wrote:Bacon or pussy?
Pussy or bacon?

Hmm...

Pussy ON bacon!

I'm not sure whether to drool or sprout hickory!!!!

AKDMAN · Post by **AKDMAN** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:07 pm

Fufa wrote:
Pussy ON bacon!

That Pork Porn left me confused and slightly disgusted, I would have to choose pussy over bacon now

Fufa · Post by **Fufa** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 10:14 pm

AKDMAN wrote:
Fufa wrote:
Pussy ON bacon!

That Pork Porn left me confused and slightly disgusted, I would have to choose pussy over bacon now

But how will cosmic cat fly without his mystical bacon carpet?

Charlie Parker · Post by **Charlie Parker** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:00 pm

[quote="Ugly Dougly"]What about pussy stuffed with bacon? I am sure it would be juicy and delicious.[/quote]

I like this idea. After you finish eating the bacon she will be lubed up.

Charlie Parker · Post by **Charlie Parker** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 11:03 pm

Then again, I was really disappointed with baconnaise. I still don't understand how come that doesn't work. Bacon and mayo are my two favorite food groups.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Tue Apr 12, 2011 2:23 am

Cheese.