Wanted. Massage 'therapy'

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:38 pm

I am in real need of a Damn good massage my shoulders are fucked my back aches and everytime i bend over its questionable if i can get back up (which hasn't yet led to any unpleasant surprises) also my knees, well basically i need an expert and preferably attractive massuese to loosen up my aging limbs. Oh and im to damn poor to pay for one but im very deserving, though my karma could with improving and i think my chakra are out of alignment. also my chi' is very negative at the moment. I think it would help if you could spin some discs like a really 'phat' DJ

In return i offer my increndible awesomeness oh and a free ticket

terms and conditions apply.
small print
to qualify for the free ticket you must be of legal age for both drinking and sexual activity
you must also have morals of an alley cat that has had its morals removed sugically.
you must have no communicable sexual disease

please note the offer of a free ticket is a complete lie and i have in actual fact no ticket to give away.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:22 pm

We worry about you, G.D.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:27 pm

REmember, Dougly, you're only a little higher on the chain of worry.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:43 pm

That's why I value Graidawg's particpation here.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:58 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:REmember, Dougly, you're only a little higher on the chain of worry.

post of the week, right there

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 5:20 pm

Hey Grai? I know you need it NOW,,,, but SERIOUSLY! At Retrofrolic, we have over TWENTY massagers and vibrators. Some of them are a century old. We have the machine to treat that ache. Just so ya know, you only need to wave our giant fan over Trish wearing only a loin cloth for an hour between 2 and 4 PM. actually, if you are willing to do it for a photo op, that would work too.

Frankly, half this board worries me. The other half just plain SCARES me! i never met such a bunch of non-conformists in all my days!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:01 pm

yeah, you guys are always hurting yourselves.....I worry, too.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:27 pm

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:57 pm

gee. those are totally not the replies i expected to that post but its nice to know you guys and girls are worrying about me. i worry about me too.

TnT the photo op sounds is actually a brilliant idea (my friends in defaultia would just laugh themselves to death) along with other photos i am ordered to get from your camp

but guys if that post worries i am so glad i delete most of the random stuff i start else you might be sending a rescue team over to get me

(mental picture of burner squad resue team all descending from helicopters with flamethrowers, bacon and absinthe)

Post by **AntiM** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:43 am

Moderator's note: PLEASE no joke threads in Share Resources (or Q&A, or Introductions, or the Eplaya Feedback forums, and preferably not tickets). Some threads are not for playing around in. Thank You.

edited for grammar