Fuck!

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:10 pm

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Going in for preop .. They byoped it a year ago.. Just setting a date for the cutter.. They will send it out then and make me wait for..........................
fuck, The damn things the size of a golf ball right next to my tail pipe..

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:49 pm

good fuckin luck, UJH.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:56 pm

Unjon, you know doctors only want to open you up and fill you full of old bicycle parts, don't you?

Here's hoping it's a wasted fucking trip and everything is fine.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:44 am

Unjon, I wish you all the fucking best and maybe its just a golf ball you lost and nothing more.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 12:08 pm

Unjon, best healing wishes. You take care of that tailpipe!

edited to add: that fucking tail pipe! except that doesn't sound fucking right at all....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:58 pm

Fuck, unjon. Wishing you the best. Get fucking well.

Post by **Eric** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 7:51 pm

Get better unjon. You're one of the best fucking voices of reason around here.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:02 pm

FUCK! best of luck!

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:40 pm

Best of luck unjon.

My brother and I finally got together after nearly 14 years. He is cool with the fact that he has six months to a year max left. He hopes for eight months because anything less and his wife gets fucked on insurance. His daughter and grandkids only live 15 minutes away so he has close support. Drank a lot of beer and had a real good visit. Next weekend I'll be visiting another brother that I haven't seen in a while.

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:02 pm

Unjun, I'm definitely putting in a word with a higher power on this one...I hope the docs get you back up and running fast and we get to have your voice on here for a long time to come.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:42 am

Kinetic, I didn't know you knew Larry.

Geo, so sorry it had to be a reunion under these circumstances.
Glad it's going well considering.

I remember a good friend telling me he had pancreatic cancer.
He was the kind of person that was humble about the books he wrote.
Spent all his time sorting things out, so his wife wouldn't have to.
So, so unfair.

Fuck

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 3:40 am

Wishing the fucking best for you unjon. Get well!

BoxB

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:28 am

Fuck CANCERRRRRRRR

((((UH))))

jella · Post by **jella** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:03 pm

Give em hell Unjon !

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:04 pm

/ Well, that sucked..
Stop by the ER and said I felt a lot of pressure on my chest.. Spent the last two day in ICU with fucking needels being poked in me..

Now I will have to wait until JUne 30 to get the other thing cut out. That's a big fuck..

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:20 pm

That's a big Fuck indeed unjon. Big Fucking hugs to you dear.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:33 pm

(((unjon)))

ICU fucking sucks, you are lucky to get out of there alive...

but FUCK cancer, seriously

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:13 pm

unjonharley wrote:/ Well, that sucked..
Stop by the ER and said I felt a lot of pressure on my chest.. Spent the last two day in ICU with fucking needles being poked in me..

Now I will have to wait until JUne 30 to get the other thing cut out. That's a big fuck..

Anything to get out of fucking with your next project, huh?

ICU is such fun, isn't it?

Hang in there, Unjon.
We're all pulling for you.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:25 pm

But honestly,,,, you gotta miss those 6AM blood draws and chest xrays doncha??

UJH,,,, what can we say? The body rebels the spirit and keeps our humiliations in check. Being the eternal optimist,,, I always find purpose for whatever happens in life. Hopefully, you can find comfort in someone's touch,,,, the look in their eye,,,, the tone of their voice. Our hopes for the best are with you.

edit: FUCK!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 9:35 am

Fuck crazy women! Who needs them? They're amusing for a few hours... then they're just a fucking burden. Where are all the sane women? Are they all married?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:26 am

There's a question for the fucking ages, huh?

Sanest girl I've met for a while went off to cambridge on a rhodes scholarship and I didn't get contact info.
Of course, she once said, "I'm not as thin as I look."

Got a clue, mate?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 4:42 pm

A fucking riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:07 pm

gyre wrote:There's a question for the fucking ages, huh?

Sanest girl I've met for a while went off to cambridge on a rhodes scholarship and I didn't get contact info.
Of course, she once said, "I'm not as thin as I look."

Got a clue, mate?

SHE gyre
Sane ?
Intelligent, lost touch yes, BUT he did let her go without keeping touch
Looks thin idunno
Feels not thin ditto

*Scratching head*
Every woman thinks they need to lose weight.
She actually does not need to lose weight.
She is driven and goal oriented.
Her sanity is arguably above average.

Her loss your gain?
Your loss her gain?
Both lose?
Both win?

There are all the variables within my knowledge base. The answer lies within one or a combination of more than one of the above-stated variables.

Mojojita · Post by **Mojojita** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:36 pm

Fucking hugs to you (((((Unjon)))))) and ((((((Geo))))))

By the way, any time anyone important to me goes into the hospital, I make sure to give each shift of nurses a box of chocolates. You would be surprised at the difference it makes. FUCK

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:40 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:A fucking riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

A misery wrapped in an enima?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:08 pm

FIGJAM wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:A fucking riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
A misery wrapped in an enima?

but, will you vote for him?

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:14 pm

ygmir wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:A fucking riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
A misery wrapped in an enima?
but, will you vote for him?

TWO FUCKS IN A ROW WERE MISSED! what's this threading coming to??

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:55 pm

Trishntek wrote:
ygmir wrote:
FIGJAM wrote: A misery wrapped in an enima?
but, will you vote for him?
TWO FUCKS IN A ROW WERE MISSED! what's this threading coming to??

I think it has something to do with the sun and the moon being visible at the same fucking time this morning.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:14 pm

ygmir wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:A fucking riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.
A misery wrapped in an enima?
but, will you vote for him?

The point is to be a wiener wrapped in fucking vagina.

(That was a quote from Churchill, so no.)

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:29 pm

Belated FUCK!