2011 street names

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:11 am

too late.

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:14 am

you seem to have made a mistake ill forgive you this time

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:18 am

We love Simon. But even I have to admit that he doesn't do well in high society.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:19 am

yes, but i'm PERFECT if some deb wants to piss daddy off....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:28 am

Hey, you free next Friday night?

I could use a man of your special talents.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:32 am

no, east coast until saturday.

will be at the 10-10-10 thingy though.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:39 am

Okay. I guess I must work out a plan b.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:42 am

why, which particular burner do you want to freak right the fuck out with my very presence....

there is a list, you know....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:40 pm

I'm sure that there are people who appear on both our lists...

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Tue Nov 09, 2010 2:39 am

Sreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaach[sets.parkin'.brake] holy crap! and I was worried they'd change the ABC's and the O'Clock biz

Now they're hunting burners!!!!!!!!Hang on baby! time to FLOOR IT!!!!!!!!! Go! Go! Go! Go! GOoooooooo!!!!!!!![unsets.parkin'.brake.STOMPS.on.gas!]Peeeeelout!!!!!
~////////////////////burns rubber} pachang}we're outta here!

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(just a lil' taste of the 60'sn70s for ya

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Mulligan · Post by **Mulligan** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:31 am

A- Annaprashana
B- Bar Mitzvah
C- Confirmation
D- Divorce
E- Elderhood
F- Funeral
G- Graduation
H- Hajj
I- Initiation
J- Journey

I was trying to get ceremonies instead of more ambigious categorizations to denote different rites.

Herring · Post by **Herring** » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:27 pm

Anniversary
Birth
Circumcision
Death
Ejaculation
First Kiss (just too perfect)
Germinate
High Dive
Independence
Jury Duty
Keys
Limbo

mrandMisBehavin · Post by **mrandMisBehavin** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:06 pm

Does anyone really know what the 2011 street names will be?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:28 pm

No. That will be this spring or early summer.

Meanwhile, enjoy the speculation.

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:58 pm

AFTERMATH
BEEN THERE DONE THAT
CHOICES
DO 4 LOVE
ED-UCATION
FAME
GOT ME OPEN
HIGH POWERED
IT'S LIKE THAT
JUICE
KEEP THEIR HEADZ RINGING
LOLO
MURDER INC.
NO DIGGITY

i'm expecting alot more peeps on the playa this year.

word.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:09 pm

Acid
Breakbeat
Crunk
Disco
Electro
Funk
Glitchstep
Happy Hard-core
Industrial
Jungle

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 5:18 pm

Angled
Bad Beat
Cooler
Double Up
EV
Float
Grinder
Heater
In the Money

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 9:04 pm

An Informed Citizenry

bmix · Post by **bmix** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:40 pm

Every year, I play this game, and every year, I wind up with about a 40% success rate. So here goes:

Ascension
Birth
Confirmation
Death
Exodus
First Kiss (props to Anti M; love this)
Graduation
Hazing
Indoctrination
Jugendweihe (it's a German thing)
Krypteia (it's a really old thing--Sparta maybe? Can't remember)
Lasix
Menopause
Nothingness
Old guys running around with shirts and no pants (it's late and I'm tired)
Purgatory

...and I'm spent. We'll see how I do this year. The Lasix one was a gag, but who knows. I was trying to make it up to T so I could use "Ticket Purchase," but it's not in the cards for tonight. The bottle of Chambourcin saw to that.

Phinneas · Post by **Phinneas** » Mon Apr 04, 2011 10:39 pm

My suggestion is to put the rites of passage in some sort of roughly chronological order. Perhaps confusing for burners who first experienced sex after graduation, but still far more intuitive than parts of a boat:

Esplanade
Birth
Steps
Words
Puberty
Blessing
Kissing
Sex
Graduation
Initiation
Marriage
Parenthood
Divorce
Loss
Solitude
Acceptance
Death

jonwells · Post by **jonwells** » Sat Apr 16, 2011 6:20 am

I didn't even understand that reference until someone put that picture up from simon of the desert.

If your waiting for god to come simon, your going to be waiting a long time.

A- Adolescence or Agape
B- birth
C- Casket
D- Driving
E- i agree with ear sex
F- fraternity
G- graduation
H- hot dog
I- Intentions
J- I liked whoever said Joyride

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:27 am

Phinneas wrote:My suggestion is to put the rites of passage in some sort of roughly chronological order. Perhaps confusing for burners who first experienced sex after graduation, but still far more intuitive than parts of a boat:

Esplanade
Birth
Steps
Words
Puberty
Blessing
Kissing
Sex
Graduation
Initiation
Marriage
Parenthood
Divorce
Loss
Solitude
Acceptance
Death

oh my god, can you imagine how lost we all would be?

Galaxo Magic · Post by **Galaxo Magic** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:02 pm

bmix wrote:Every year, I play this game, and every year, I wind up with about a 40% success rate. So here goes:

Ascension....

Old guys running around with shirts and no pants (it's late and I'm tired)
{just call it what it is ShirtCocker}...

Purgatory

...

alaska burners · Post by **alaska burners** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 2:37 pm

Army BACON
BACON BACON
Crispy BACON
Delicious BACON
Extra BACON
Free BACON
Greasy BACON
Healthy BACON
Ingested BACON

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:15 pm

alaska burners wrote:Army BACON
BACON BACON
Crispy BACON
Delicious BACON
Extra BACON
Free BACON
Greasy BACON
Healthy BACON
Ingested BACON

Eating all that bacon could give a whole new meaning to rite of passage.

VeganChoirGirl · Post by **VeganChoirGirl** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:17 pm

I see they could go a couple ways with this. One strong possibility is to simply name the stages of life, Birth, Death, Adolesence, and so on. Another pretty strong option is that they would name each street after a very specific rite of passage, like a Bris or similar.

Just Some Ideas:

A-AFTER LIFE/ACCOLADE/ANNAPRSHANA (a Hindu rite of passage)
B-BIRTH/BRIS/BAT or BAR MITZFA
C-CIRCUMCISION/CREMATION/CONFIRMATION/COMING OUT
D-DEATH
E-EDUCATION/ELECTION/EUCHARIST/ENGAGEMENT
F-FIRST KISS/FIRST STEP/FIRST LOVE/FUNERAL
G-GESTATION/GRADUATION
H-HAZING/HAJJ
I-INITIATION/INDEPENDENCE
J-JURY DUTY/JOURNEY
K-KISS/KRYPTEIA/KETUBAH
L-LOVE/LOSS/LIFE
M-MARRIAGE

addison4 · Post by **addison4** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:36 am

Happy Easter everyone...
Here's a truly complete list:

anal sex
blow job
cluster fuck
dyke sex
errectile disfunction
fuckin
group sex
hand job
insest
jerkoff
kooch sucking

You can condense it to one word and clean it up:
Anus
Blowy
Cluster
Dyke
Erect
Funky
Groupy
Handy
Jerky
Koochy

Playa+Tom · Post by **Playa+Tom** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 12:49 am

Abortion
Bereavement
Cremation
Death
Euthenasia
Failure
Genital Warts
Hatred
Intolerence

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri May 06, 2011 1:27 pm

anarchy
bunch
clan
democracy
empire
Faction
gang
homies
individual
Jihad
Kibbutz

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:56 pm

junglesmacks wrote:
AntiM wrote:Ascension (for you Stargate fans)
Birthday
Christening
Debutante
Engagement
First Kiss
Going Steady
Homecoming
Intercourse
Jumping In
Kindergarten
Lunch Lady Lust
MILF
Nervous Breakdown
Oontz oontz oontz
*dingdingdingding* We have a winner!

If memory serves me that two years in a row!?

2011 street names

name names.

My guesses

SIMON of the PLAYA

Re: My guesses