Osama Bin Laden killed by CIA!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:45 pm

YEAH, NOW YOU KNOW....

bitches....forgot about Dre, didn't you.

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Mon May 02, 2011 5:57 pm

Osama was expecting his 72 virgins, instead he got 24 Virginians! - As in a Virginia based US Navy Seal team no less. (Copied from elsewhere but too good not to share!)

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon May 02, 2011 6:46 pm

Look closely at the expressions on their faces as they watch the raid on the compound live in real time.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Mon May 02, 2011 6:56 pm

jkisha wrote:Look closely at the expressions on their faces as they watch the raid on the compound live in real time.

Ya spose there were some pucker marks on those chairs last night?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 02, 2011 7:35 pm

Bluemandrew wrote:
TomServo wrote:
Bluemandrew wrote:The bloodlust I've seen displayed by my fellow Americans in the last few hours has been really unsettling.
Is it? This isn't a perfect world. Would you die for your family?
Of course I would. I don't get where you got that question out of my statement.

I don't really give a shit that he died. That's not my problem by any means. Dancing in the streets because anyone is dead is plain and simple fucked up though.

Remember those palistinians who were caught on video dancing?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 02, 2011 7:36 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Bluemandrew wrote:
TomServo wrote: Is it? This isn't a perfect world. Would you die for your family?
Of course I would. I don't get where you got that question out of my statement.

I don't really give a shit that he died. That's not my problem by any means. Dancing in the streets because anyone is dead is plain and simple fucked up though.
Remember those palistinians who were caught on video dancing?

*realizing this is not the place for an Ahmish joke.....backs out slowly*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 02, 2011 7:38 pm

Mojojita wrote:Let's see what Pakistan has to say about why he went "undetected" in the midst of an area populated by military and retired military.

Didn't they tip us off?
This insta-news means that all sorts of rumors are reported.

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon May 02, 2011 7:41 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
Mojojita wrote:Let's see what Pakistan has to say about why he went "undetected" in the midst of an area populated by military and retired military.
Didn't they tip us off?
This insta-news means that all sorts of rumors are reported.

No, they didn't. This was all U.S. Intelligence and we didn't tell them we were coming. Primarily because there have been instances in the past when we did and when we went in, the targets had mysteriously been tipped off and disappeared.

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon May 02, 2011 7:57 pm

Rush Limbaugh: "Thank God for President Obama."

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washing ... obama.html

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:09 pm

The news seems to think most of the celebration has to do with younger folks.
Besides being young, they pointed out that most of them can barely remember before alqaeda.
They surely see this differently.

[youtube][/youtube]

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:09 pm

jkisha wrote:Rush Limbaugh: "Thank God for President Obama."

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washing ... obama.html

That's positively surreal.
Insert Oxycontin joke here.
Yeah, I have to mark the occasion with a feeble joke.
Never thought I'd see that.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:14 pm

Robert Fisk, of the Independent. Much more interesting than the other stuff I've read.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:36 pm

Nightline is about Finding Guess Who?

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon May 02, 2011 8:45 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
jkisha wrote:Rush Limbaugh: "Thank God for President Obama."

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washing ... obama.html
That's positively surreal.
Insert Oxycontin joke here.
Yeah, I have to mark the occasion with a feeble joke.
Never thought I'd see that.

Me either. Though years ago when I was a staunch Republican,i used to listen to him all the time, and he was actually pretty fair and balanced, though a staunch conservative. I'm not quite sure what pushed him out onto the fringes, though I'd assume it was money.

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:02 pm

Isotopia wrote:
Apparently he was unwilling to surrender, and as a result he died on the field.
That may have been the case but the point is a moot one seeing as how the opportunity to surrender was never an option.

Then I suppose starting a war with a nation that has the ability to project their fighting force into any country on the planet was probably not the best choice he ever made for living a long and carefree life.

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:08 pm

neon tetra wrote:
1durphul wrote:Osama bin Laden died in a war in which he fired the first shot.
Right.

And Columbus "discovered" America.

If you don't believe he was responsible for 9/11 he was responsible for the bomb in the WTC basement in 1993. Attempted an assassination of Clinton in 1996. Successfully bombed a U.S. embassy in 1998. And in 2000 bombed the USS Cole. He started the war.

neon tetra · Post by **neon tetra** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:14 pm

So you're saying the U.S. never did anything fucked up in the middle east prior to these events?
There is no beginning, there is no end. The only way out is to stop playing the game.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:21 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:this is a world gone mad....i am in total agreement with neon tetra.

Does that mean you and css will be singing conspiracy songs next?

Shut up
and
Dance, hippy, Dance

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:25 pm

neon tetra wrote:So you're saying the U.S. never did anything fucked up in the middle east prior to these events?
There is no beginning, there is no end. The only way out is to stop playing the game.

By your logic any private citizen who doesn't like what another country does has the right to start bombing civilian targets belonging to the country he doesn't like. That is ridiculous.

Al Qaeda, and Osama bin Laden's primary purpose was to get the United States presence out of Saudi Arabia. A presence that the Saudi government allows/invites since we have provided them with massive technological, military, and infrastructure improvements since the 1950s.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:52 pm

Ode to Osama Bin Laden
(sung to the tune of Ding Dong the Witch is Dead, from the Wizard of Oz)

Ding dong the dick is dead
Which old dick?
The wicked dick!
Ding dong the wicked dick is dead!

One night the Seals came by,
Shot his ass right in the eye.
Ding dong the wicked dick is dead!

He's gone were the fishes swim,
below, below, below yo ho,
And he's so rotten that
The sharks won't eat him.

Stand up and cheer this day
The mother fucker's gone away!
Thanks Obama, I love the USA!!

(Lyrics by maryanimal)

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:53 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
jkisha wrote:Rush Limbaugh: "Thank God for President Obama."

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washing ... obama.html
That's positively surreal.
Insert Oxycontin joke here.
Yeah, I have to mark the occasion with a feeble joke.
Never thought I'd see that.

I had to check. It's not The Onion.

Rush just gave Barrie his second term.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:55 pm

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:58 pm

Isotopia wrote:

LMFAO

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Mon May 02, 2011 9:58 pm

Isotopia wrote:

I love the princesses Flying Spaghetti Monster hat.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:01 pm

That would be the princesses Door Knocker Hat.

Post by **Elderberry** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:02 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Robert Fisk, of the Independent. Much more interesting than the other stuff I've read.

Definitely interesting. So is he saying that bin Ladin was betrayed by the Pakistanis? In which case that would imply that Obama went in on intel from Pakistan and created the cover story that they went in without permission to somehow give credibility to the Pakistani government with its people? Hmmm.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:02 pm

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:08 pm

Isotopia wrote:That would be the princesses Door Knocker Hat.

photo evidence of the FSM says otherwise!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:15 pm

Fox "news"

"The President Kills Another Muslim"