The Truth about Jkisha

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue May 03, 2011 9:26 am

Lets get this straight - Jkisha is obviously shaking a martini mixer. It may appear that he is pounding on his goods, but he is not.

MDMF

delle · Post by **delle** » Tue May 03, 2011 9:49 am

You saying you're thirsty????

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue May 03, 2011 10:07 am

Shaken, stirred or man-yanked?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:03 am

makin' a "man-tini"

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:09 am

I thought he was spanking a monkey or maybe a chicken.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Tue May 03, 2011 11:29 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Shaken, stirred or man-yanked?

Tossed.

That, uh, "beverage", probably looks less like a Martini, more like a Gin Fizz...

Post by **Elderberry** » Tue May 03, 2011 12:36 pm

I'm just glad that MDMF realizes that a gentleman at my level of maturity and decorum would never perform rude or vile acts in public.

Hey MDMF, thanks for the cover story. *wink, wink* Stop by the camp for a real mantini. *evil grin*

Post by **Sham** » Tue May 03, 2011 1:46 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Shaken, stirred or man-yanked?
Tossed.

That, uh, "beverage", probably looks less like a Martini, more like a Gin Fizz...

It appears that he's whippin' up a Giz Fizz. Hold the foam!

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue May 03, 2011 3:11 pm

He could also be shoe cobbling - pounding those itty bitty nails into a good boot.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 03, 2011 3:24 pm

crackin' crabs with a hammer?

Dr Helix · Post by **Dr Helix** » Tue May 03, 2011 3:26 pm

Easily my favorite avatar. I never fail to crack up when I see it. Pound it pardner!

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Tue May 03, 2011 7:34 pm

jkisha 'the poster boy for a healthy prostate' (I think MDF will confirm yes or no)

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Tue May 03, 2011 7:36 pm

I love it that his avatar is one of the first things that welcomes newbies to the eplaya. Our first clue this place is a little bit different and wonderful.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed May 04, 2011 3:20 am

moonrise wrote:jkisha 'the poster boy for a healthy prostate' (I think MDF will confirm yes or no)

Yes! Yes indeed! Get with the program, guys! Use it or lose it!

(((HUGS))) to JK for leading the way...

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Wed May 04, 2011 3:42 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
moonrise wrote:jkisha 'the poster boy for a healthy prostate' (I think MDF will confirm yes or no)
Yes! Yes indeed! Get with the program, guys! Use it or lose it!

(((HUGS))) to JK for leading the way...

is that the same as "Practice, Practise, Practise" ?

No wonder jk never gets tired.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Wed May 04, 2011 5:04 am

goathead wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
moonrise wrote:jkisha 'the poster boy for a healthy prostate' (I think MDF will confirm yes or no)
Yes! Yes indeed! Get with the program, guys! Use it or lose it!

(((HUGS))) to JK for leading the way...
is that the same as "Practice, Practise, Practise" ?

No wonder jk never gets tired.

It's more like "An ounce of prevention (actually 1/10 fl oz) is worth a pound (100 rads) of cure."

DO IT

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed May 04, 2011 6:49 am

Truly, a wonderful thing to watch Jkisha welcome in the new Birgins!
Even if their Just Eplaya Birgins....

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Wed May 04, 2011 8:47 am

I bet he doesn't have a free hand to text while driving either.

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Wed May 04, 2011 9:29 am

ygmir wrote:crackin' crabs with a hammer?

Amateurs use hammers. My brother and I can decimate an entire species with our bare hands in about 12 minutes.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 04, 2011 9:44 am

Super Evil Brian wrote:
ygmir wrote:crackin' crabs with a hammer?
Amateurs use hammers. My brother and I can decimate an entire species with our bare hands in about 12 minutes.

are we talking about the same type crabs?...............

if so, you two must be very dexterous, and, have a great relationship.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Wed May 04, 2011 10:09 am

oneeyeddick wrote:I bet he doesn't have a free hand to text while driving either.

I don't know about driving, but I had witnessed him actually feeding himself using BOTH hands. Although Trish was doing sumpin' with her feet at the time and,,,,, hmmmmmm now that I think about it,,,,, I was wondering why the couple across from us was

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed May 04, 2011 10:43 am

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed May 04, 2011 10:47 am

ygmir wrote:
Super Evil Brian wrote:
ygmir wrote:crackin' crabs with a hammer?
Amateurs use hammers. My brother and I can decimate an entire species with our bare hands in about 12 minutes.
are we talking about the same type crabs?...............

if so, you two must be very dexterous, and, have a great relationship.

This one wins the "Make Tamarakay bust out laughing and get busted on Eplaya at Work" award.

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Wed May 04, 2011 11:56 am

tamarakay wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Super Evil Brian wrote: Amateurs use hammers. My brother and I can decimate an entire species with our bare hands in about 12 minutes.
are we talking about the same type crabs?...............

if so, you two must be very dexterous, and, have a great relationship.
This one wins the "Make Tamarakay bust out laughing and get busted on Eplaya at Work" award.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

I was thinking of Maryland blue crabs, not the ones that give a guy the Scandinavian scrotum scratch.