A list of things to do after the Rapture.

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:33 am

As all of you are well aware, the Rapture is on May 21st 2011 (according to these guys: http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/may21/ )

I'm planning to buy real estate since prices will undoubtedly fall through the floor due to less demand.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:43 am

I'm going to learn to drive. All those empty vehicles with keys in the ignition? Should be fun.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:52 am

I just hope the captain of the ship I'm on is a heathen so we don't run aground.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 05, 2011 1:15 pm

opening a chain of discoteques in the unoccupied mega-mall-churches that god doesnt destroy in the tornadoes.

the sinners are gonna want some place to party after the the big JC picks his 144,000...

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 05, 2011 1:32 pm

I know some Mormons who have a nice house with a swimming pool in the backyard.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu May 05, 2011 1:42 pm

Mormons don't believe in the Rapture. No one gets left behind, we all go to Purgatory. I don't recall precisely, but I do know the day of Judgement means we all get resurrected into our youthful bodies, go to heaven, or be sent to hell. Something like that.

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu May 05, 2011 2:15 pm

AntiM wrote:Mormons don't believe in the Rapture. No one gets left behind, we all go to Purgatory. I don't recall precisely, but I do know the day of Judgement means we all get resurrected into our youthful bodies, go to heaven, or be sent to hell. Something like that.

Not quite... but close.

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Thu May 05, 2011 2:21 pm

AntiM wrote:I'm going to learn to drive. All those empty vehicles with keys in the ignition? Should be fun.

Hmmm, I wonder if god gives warning to those driving at highspeed so they can stop and not accidentally kill somebody not yet taken.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 05, 2011 2:24 pm

It's fun to see people taking this seriously.

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Thu May 05, 2011 2:26 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:opening a chain of discoteques in the unoccupied mega-mall-churches that god doesnt destroy in the tornadoes.

the sinners are gonna want some place to party after the the big JC picks his 144,000...

This is a brilliant idea. I have similar plans for the pottery barn in the Castro.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu May 05, 2011 2:31 pm

Sit in front of the TV with a beer and watch it on CNN. It will be fun to see all those people flying through the air. Wonder what happens when they exit the atmosphere.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Thu May 05, 2011 2:50 pm

dinosaurs are coming on the 21st? i was hoping for zombies, i've got a plan for zombies.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:29 pm

Call all my "holier than thou" friends and laugh at em for still being here.

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:38 pm

graidawg wrote:dinosaurs are coming on the 21st? i was hoping for zombies, i've got a plan for zombies.

When you say a plan, are we talking like bollywood movie dance routine big plan? (If so, we may need to collaborate.)

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:38 pm

tamarakay wrote:Call all my "holier than thou" friends and laugh at em for still being here.

I'm adding that one to my list.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:42 pm

check my e-mail to see if i got a message from facebook reminding me about the rapture.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:43 pm

1durphul wrote:
graidawg wrote:dinosaurs are coming on the 21st? i was hoping for zombies, i've got a plan for zombies.
When you say a plan, are we talking like bollywood movie dance routine big plan?

way way bigger than that its got helicopters, exploding cars and possibly guest appearances from minor celebraties. Also theres a film. (shaun of the dead)

but as it turns out its the end of the world due to god (bastard i was just getting used to it too!) i will use it as an excuse to point and laugh at people.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:46 pm

graidawg wrote:dinosaurs are coming on the 21st? i was hoping for zombies, i've got a plan for zombies.

Hey me too!
Luckly ours started as a Zombie plan. But we quickly realized that it would work for most catastrophic events. Though, Veloci-raptures isn't on our list.
Closes thing we got, is plague of locust. Similar but different I guess?

delle · Post by **delle** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:46 pm

tamarakay wrote:Call all my "holier than thou" friends and laugh at em for still being here.

Oooooohh. Nasty!!! (I like it!!!!)

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Thu May 05, 2011 3:53 pm

After the Rapture- I'd probably keep doing what I've been doing, its not like anyone I know would be gone or anything I do would change.

delle · Post by **delle** » Thu May 05, 2011 4:13 pm

Really?

I'll be drinking cognac with Jesus. (hoping he LIKES cognac)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 05, 2011 4:17 pm

start printing these t-shirts.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu May 05, 2011 4:18 pm

tamarakay wrote:Call all my "holier than thou" friends and laugh at em for still being here.

"So, you did'nt make the cut?"

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Thu May 05, 2011 5:22 pm

ygmir wrote:start printing these t-shirts.

Hey that movie opens at midnight, are you going?

Post by **AntiM** » Thu May 05, 2011 5:24 pm

mdmf007 wrote:
AntiM wrote:Mormons don't believe in the Rapture. No one gets left behind, we all go to Purgatory. I don't recall precisely, but I do know the day of Judgement means we all get resurrected into our youthful bodies, go to heaven, or be sent to hell. Something like that.
Not quite... but close.

I never did go to Seminary.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Thu May 05, 2011 5:37 pm

FIGJAM wrote:
tamarakay wrote:Call all my "holier than thou" friends and laugh at em for still being here.

"So, you did'nt make the cut?"

oh heck no, too many perversions i think

C187 · Post by **C187** » Thu May 05, 2011 5:45 pm

Well after the rapture we have till October until Earth goes boom.
I don't know about you, but I'm going to convince enough people to help me build a space ship. I haven't read anything that says we can't leave Earth, and really it should of done this before we became a space faring planet.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu May 05, 2011 5:58 pm

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu May 05, 2011 5:58 pm

tamarakay wrote:
FIGJAM wrote:
tamarakay wrote:Call all my "holier than thou" friends and laugh at em for still being here.

"So, you did'nt make the cut?"
oh heck no, too many perversions i think

Oh Tamarakay, That was'nt directed at you angel, It's just something to say to the fanatics.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu May 05, 2011 6:04 pm

Everyone know the rapture will take place when the population of BRC hits 144,000.

That's how he or she will know who to chose.