Nothing Feels Better Than...

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:42 pm

ygmir wrote:
maryanimal wrote:
ygmir wrote: *locks arms with Tnt*

ready willing and able here, sir

*salutes*
Ahem, *locks arms with TnT's other arm* Got a two for one?
yer not the arm locker, missy.....you're the "layer downer and enjoyer"..............

I am??? Good deal and coolbeans. I'm so game!! btw, what kind of machine are we talking about?

jella · Post by **jella** » Fri Apr 29, 2011 10:25 pm

maryanimal wrote:
ygmir wrote:
maryanimal wrote: Ahem, *locks arms with TnT's other arm* Got a two for one?
yer not the arm locker, missy.....you're the "layer downer and enjoyer"..............
I am??? Good deal and coolbeans. I'm so game!! btw, what kind of machine are we talking about?

Now she asks

I however count myself amoung the growing curious

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:00 pm

Delivering a baby in the field, instead of calling med control for a pronouncement.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 4:03 pm

maryanimal wrote:
ygmir wrote:
maryanimal wrote: Ahem, *locks arms with TnT's other arm* Got a two for one?
yer not the arm locker, missy.....you're the "layer downer and enjoyer"..............
I am??? Good deal and coolbeans. I'm so game!! btw, what kind of machine are we talking about?

LOL It may involve a motor from a front loading washing machine

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:30 pm

Sail Man wrote:Delivering a baby in the field, instead of calling med control for a pronouncement.

Scott felt pretty much the same.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:45 pm

Taking a dump, after eating pumpkin seeds!..shells and all!

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:58 pm

Sail Man wrote:Delivering a baby in the field, instead of calling med control for a pronouncement.

High five dude!!! A shift where every patient arrives alive, that's what I like...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Sun May 01, 2011 3:33 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Delivering a baby in the field, instead of calling med control for a pronouncement.
High five dude!!! A shift where every patient arrives alive, that's what I like...

Yep, I've seen far too many go out the back door, so it's always nice when one comes in the front door. Your def. on a high for the rest of the shift.

Though it took 19 yrs for my first infant arrest. I coulda waited forever more for that one.

I'm sure Scott woulda agreed with that as well Crypto.

This job just never seems to let you get away with happy for too long.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sun May 01, 2011 3:38 pm

Nothing would've felt better to me than giving birth to a child. I would love to witness the birth of a new life.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun May 01, 2011 4:36 pm

Sail Man wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
Sail Man wrote:Delivering a baby in the field, instead of calling med control for a pronouncement.
High five dude!!! A shift where every patient arrives alive, that's what I like...

8)
Yep, I've seen far too many go out the back door, so it's always nice when one comes in the front door. Your def. on a high for the rest of the shift.

Though it took 19 yrs for my first infant arrest. I coulda waited forever more for that one.

I'm sure Scott woulda agreed with that as well Crypto.

This job just never seems to let you get away with happy for too long.

Oh yeah, you're right about Scott. But I think he felt lucky to have delivered eleven healthy babies into this world.

neopunk · Post by **neopunk** » Mon May 02, 2011 10:18 am

Nothing feels better than waking up everyday, curious, strong, and in-love. Even if its with ur self. Being mostly content is a new thing for me, but its nice. I'm learning the difference between being content vs. Being bored.

The sound of my sons voice...

The sound of my lovers motorcycle...

The sound of the river...

Eggs and coffee. Damn my life is pretty effin good!

The absolute best is finding a friend who when I say "I want..." he says "everything!!" And its a good thing.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sun May 08, 2011 9:32 pm

nothing feels better than knowing who your friends really are!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun May 08, 2011 9:35 pm

So true.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sun May 08, 2011 9:39 pm

gyre wrote:So true.

Isn't it though? I'm have some doubts my self.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sun May 08, 2011 10:29 pm

Are you doing okay, Mary?

Life is complicated.
It usually interferes with what everyone would like to be doing.

There are people that need my time now, and I'm just not available much.

There are good time friends that don't want to know you when things are bad.
Then there will be the grumpy bastard that you never got along with, that shows up when you need them.

Most of the people helping me move, don't even know me.
They sure don't owe me anything.
I couldn't possibly be getting anywhere without a lot of help.

I have met some wonderful people.
But you don't need sweet talk from a real friend.
Better an honest crank to fight with, as a friend, than a false flag.

One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.

-- Hasidic Saying

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sun May 08, 2011 11:34 pm

gyre wrote:Are you doing okay, Mary?

Life is complicated.
It usually interferes with what everyone would like to be doing.

There are people that need my time now, and I'm just not available much.

There are good time friends that don't want to know you when things are bad.
Then there will be the grumpy bastard that you never got along with, that shows up when you need them.

Most of the people helping me move, don't even know me.
They sure don't owe me anything.
I couldn't possibly be getting anywhere without a lot of help.

I have met some wonderful people.
But you don't need sweet talk from a real friend.
Better an honest crank to fight with, as a friend, than a false flag.

One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.

-- Hasidic Saying

Yes gyre, I'm doing good. thank you for asking. But there are times I think my judgment is flawed! lol

Yes life is complicated for sure! I guess I'm too trusting and too much of a pollyanna (gak). I live with rose-colored glasses sometimes because I want to see the best in people, things etc.

You're moving? Where to? It's nice to know people see a person in need and help! you don't see too much of that these days. But when you do, it gives a person a little faith in humankind!

I can be a big fargin' crank at times! (did I just say that out loud?) however I'm a good and loyal friend.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Mon May 09, 2011 7:18 am

Just across town, then we'll see, but it's a big job.

On the other hand, the latest rumour is that I'm secretly a married internet billionaire that made a fortune selling stuff to burners below cost.
I haven't quite figured out how that's supposed to work, but in fantasyland I suppose that doesn't matter.

Now where did I leave that wife and suisse bank account?
Under here?
No.
Maybe over here?
No.
I'm sure they'll turn up eventually.

I suppose the next thing from the rumor factory will have me replacing Bin Ladin, with my internet fortunes.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Wed May 11, 2011 10:28 pm

...a warm wonderful group of caring people.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:49 pm

Nothing feels better than the warmth of caring and loving arms around you in a time of need~<3

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:29 pm

Sail Man wrote:
maryanimal wrote:
ygmir wrote: yer not the arm locker, missy.....you're the "layer downer and enjoyer"..............
I am??? Good deal and coolbeans. I'm so game!! btw, what kind of machine are we talking about?

LOL It may involve a motor from a front loading washing machine

Plus many other "options" available.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:43 am

That weight of crazy coming off your back.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:10 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:That weight of crazy coming off your back.

amen

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:40 pm

Ummmm, as one who is woefully unfamiliar with any of those objects, would someone ANYONE! like to tell me what they are? The next to last one appears to be a delivery system for cocaine, but somehow I doubt that is what it's for. Unless you have a particularly large nose.

And as a point in passing: I do not condone the use of hard narcotics.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:47 pm

Maybe TnT would give you a guide tour in the back and help you understand these things Doc.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 9:55 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Ummmm, as one who is woefully unfamiliar with any of those objects, would someone ANYONE! like to tell me what they are? The next to last one appears to be a delivery system for cocaine, but somehow I doubt that is what it's for. Unless you have a particularly large nose.

And as a point in passing: I do not condone the use of hard narcotics.

That particular one is the smaller of THREE like it. All of our vibrators and massagers are fifty+ year-old 110 Volt machines that do everything better than any battery operated modern machine. My collection totals over 20 machines of various purpose.

A couple of them are older than wall outlets. They originally came with a lightbulb socket plug. A century ago, most homes only had an electric light hanging from the ceiling.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 10:14 pm

If TnT does'nt have the machine, it's only because he has'nt heard of it!

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:02 pm

Trishntek wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:Ummmm, as one who is woefully unfamiliar with any of those objects, would someone ANYONE! like to tell me what they are? The next to last one appears to be a delivery system for cocaine, but somehow I doubt that is what it's for. Unless you have a particularly large nose.

And as a point in passing: I do not condone the use of hard narcotics.
That particular one is the smaller of THREE like it. All of our vibrators and massagers are fifty+ year-old 110 Volt machines that do everything better than any battery operated modern machine. My collection totals over 20 machines of various purpose.

A couple of them are older than wall outlets. They originally came with a lightbulb socket plug. A century ago, most homes only had an electric light hanging from the ceiling.

Oh wow! after looking at then I remembered my mom had one of those sliver things you fit your hand in, and you can massage yours self. And you shoulda seen the blow dryer too! it's funny how the memory is jogged by a collection of vibrators.

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:45 am

maryanimal wrote:
Trishntek wrote:
Dr. Pyro wrote:Ummmm, as one who is woefully unfamiliar with any of those objects, would someone ANYONE! like to tell me what they are? The next to last one appears to be a delivery system for cocaine, but somehow I doubt that is what it's for. Unless you have a particularly large nose.

And as a point in passing: I do not condone the use of hard narcotics.
That particular one is the smaller of THREE like it. All of our vibrators and massagers are fifty+ year-old 110 Volt machines that do everything better than any battery operated modern machine. My collection totals over 20 machines of various purpose.

A couple of them are older than wall outlets. They originally came with a lightbulb socket plug. A century ago, most homes only had an electric light hanging from the ceiling.
Oh wow! after looking at then I remembered my mom had one of those sliver things you fit your hand in, and you can massage yours self. And you shoulda seen the blow dryer too! it's funny how the memory is jogged by a collection of vibrators.

But how did Grandma really use them?
Do we really want to know?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:27 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Ummmm, as one who is woefully unfamiliar with any of those objects, would someone ANYONE! like to tell me what they are? The next to last one appears to be a delivery system for cocaine, but somehow I doubt that is what it's for. Unless you have a particularly large nose.

*suddenly the back of Doc's rv seems a sad, empty, joyless place...*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:32 am

goathead wrote:
maryanimal wrote:
Trishntek wrote: That particular one is the smaller of THREE like it. All of our vibrators and massagers are fifty+ year-old 110 Volt machines that do everything better than any battery operated modern machine. My collection totals over 20 machines of various purpose.

A couple of them are older than wall outlets. They originally came with a lightbulb socket plug. A century ago, most homes only had an electric light hanging from the ceiling.
Oh wow! after looking at then I remembered my mom had one of those sliver things you fit your hand in, and you can massage yours self. And you shoulda seen the blow dryer too! it's funny how the memory is jogged by a collection of vibrators.
But how did Grandma really use them?
Do we really want to know?
:shock:

Why yes, yes we do. I think that the knowledge that at one point doctors were masturbating women to orgasm and getting no joy out of it and thinking it had nothing to do with sex, is a deep insight into the sex-negative history of our culture. Besides, it's a short book and a quick read.