A list of things to do after the Rapture.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Sat May 07, 2011 12:59 pm

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Will this bring a whole new meaning to Burning Man

delle · Post by **delle** » Sat May 07, 2011 1:08 pm

gyre wrote:http://postrapturepetcare.com/

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

http://postrapturepets.com/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religio ... pture.html

Yikes!! Really????

I mean, what kind of God Fearing Christian would actually entrust their beloved four-legged family member to a bunch of heathens??

....tho it now makes me think that a game of "spot the hopefuls" might be fun on the eve of the 21st. Just look for the houses with the industrial-sized petfood dispensers outside the door.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat May 07, 2011 3:29 pm

hey it occurs to me once the rapture has happenned and we havent ascended, we could like do .. .. .. oh thats the point of this post isnt it?
what if we did something god doesnt approve of before the rapture just to be sure of not ascendding and missing the cool earthbound parties?

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Sat May 07, 2011 4:18 pm

graidawg wrote:hey it occurs to me once the rapture has happenned and we havent ascended, we could like do .. .. .. oh thats the point of this post isnt it?
what if we did something god doesnt approve of before the rapture just to be sure of not ascendding and missing the cool earthbound parties?

This is an excellent idea. Gay orgy at my place!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat May 07, 2011 4:57 pm

1durphul wrote:
graidawg wrote:hey it occurs to me once the rapture has happenned and we havent ascended, we could like do .. .. .. oh thats the point of this post isnt it?
what if we did something god doesnt approve of before the rapture just to be sure of not ascendding and missing the cool earthbound parties?
This is an excellent idea. Gay orgy at my place!

oh damn i am just to far away for that one

it's lucky i'm already pretty sure god doesn't approve of me, which is fair i dont really approve of him either so we are quits. just to be sure i will see if i can covet somebodies ass or something

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Sat May 07, 2011 5:04 pm

delle wrote:
gyre wrote:http://postrapturepetcare.com/

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

http://postrapturepets.com/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religio ... pture.html
Yikes!! Really????

I mean, what kind of God Fearing Christian would actually entrust their beloved four-legged family member to a bunch of heathens??

....tho it now makes me think that a game of "spot the hopefuls" might be fun on the eve of the 21st. Just look for the houses with the industrial-sized petfood dispensers outside the door.

That's funny.

This sort of thing has happened before, especially at the turn of the last century.
There are stories and even studies of the reults.
One re-formed into a religion that continued.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sat May 07, 2011 5:14 pm

gyre wrote:

That's funny.

This sort of thing has happened before, especially at the turn of the last century.
There are stories and even studies of the reults.
One re-formed into a religion that continued.

the rapture II This time god won't change his mind!

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sat May 07, 2011 6:10 pm

graidawg wrote:
1durphul wrote:
graidawg wrote:hey it occurs to me once the rapture has happenned and we havent ascended, we could like do .. .. .. oh thats the point of this post isnt it?
what if we did something god doesnt approve of before the rapture just to be sure of not ascendding and missing the cool earthbound parties?
This is an excellent idea. Gay orgy at my place!
oh damn i am just to far away for that one it's lucky i'm already pretty sure god doesn't approve of me, which is fair i dont really approve of him either so we are quits. just to be sure i will see if i can covet somebodies ass or something

Guilty as charged, Your Holiness, just leave me behind...

1durphul · Post by **1durphul** » Wed May 11, 2011 9:50 am

Salon went out and gathered up some fascinating info to create a May 21st Rapture Primer:

http://www.salon.com/news/religion/inde ... ure_may_21

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed May 11, 2011 1:58 pm

At least the final end of the world won't be until October. Would hate to lose my $280 I spent on my Burning Man ticket.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed May 11, 2011 3:18 pm

May 21st? thats a SATURDAY and misa is going to be in london.

oh way to go God, ruin my weekend why don't you.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:06 pm

graidawg wrote:May 21st? thats a SATURDAY and misa is going to be in london.

oh way to go God, ruin my weekend why don't you.

how could that be ruined?

spending the end of the world weekend, with Misa, watching both folks in London ascend........seems perfect!!!!

if anyone will keep you out of the "rapture zone", it'd be Misa.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed May 11, 2011 4:12 pm

ygmir wrote:
graidawg wrote:May 21st? thats a SATURDAY and misa is going to be in london.

oh way to go God, ruin my weekend why don't you.
how could that be ruined?

spending the end of the world weekend, with Misa, watching both folks in London ascend........seems perfect!!!!

if anyone will keep you out of the "rapture zone", it'd be Misa.

I'm pretty sure gods not going to invite me to his crib next weekend (see earlier comments).

You know yggi thats a good point (i wonder if the bar will let us run a tab?)

Post by **AntiM** » Wed May 11, 2011 7:22 pm

I ran around London for six weeks right before I joined the Navy in 79. Had a lot of fun with some very lovely young Brit men I'd met in Saudi. Nearly got into a punk vs. footballer brawl, just like the movies. Went to a lot of theater and museums. Nearly got abducted by some unsavory characters who backed off when they heard my American accent. Apparently tourist were off limits for truly vile and violent acts. A wonder I didn't get knocked up, locked up or ... what rhymes with cock and means "catch some horrible disease"?

Good times, good times.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Thu May 12, 2011 7:06 am

Poxed up?

Lessee.... I'd prolly wonder if I forgot to set the answering machine, and turn off the iron... always forget details like that...

Post by **AntiM** » Thu May 12, 2011 7:22 am

"Locked up, knocked up, or poxed up". Hmmm. I think you may be entirely correct.

Now I'm just blocked up.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:20 pm

But the playa is God's country.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:23 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:But the playa is God's country.

NO.. It's my playa

delle · Post by **delle** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:36 pm

Inference accepted. Unjon is God. (Today. Tomorrow it's someone else's turn)

And how did we all spend our very last Monday-Before-The-Rapture?

I'm still scrambling to do something memorable with it.... so far nothing at all of any great consequence to note.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Mon May 16, 2011 2:05 pm

delle wrote:Inference accepted. Unjon is God. (Today. Tomorrow it's someone else's turn)

And how did we all spend our very last Monday-Before-The-Rapture?

I'm still scrambling to do something memorable with it.... so far nothing at all of any great consequence to note.

I got out of bed and checked for belly botton lint..

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon May 16, 2011 2:23 pm

Shouldn't you be out there immanentizing the eschaton?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon May 16, 2011 3:47 pm

And God said "All there is too fear is me."

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 16, 2011 6:38 pm

I guess today's rain was a warm up for the big event. I'll expect frogs and the like when the rapture starts. Actually, that' will be interesting. There will be people rising from the earth and frogs (and locusts and honey badgers) falling down. Imagine you are going to heaven to enjoy more amenities than a Bahraini luxury hotel and a big bull frog hits your head and ruins your hair-do. Or is each and every "raptee" going to have a mini "starwars" system to zap any frogs that get too close?

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon May 16, 2011 9:12 pm

Sounds like an air traffic control nightmare.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Tue May 17, 2011 4:38 am

Why didn't I think of this?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/wan/2376326863.html

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Tue May 17, 2011 8:17 am

FIGJAM wrote:Sounds like an air traffic control nightmare.

ROTFLMAO..Ya, Might even wake a couple up//

Post by **Sham** » Thu May 19, 2011 3:12 am

On Sunday, the realization is going to hit that these people are going to owe a shitload of money for thousands of billboards all over the country.

Bob Bitchen · Post by **Bob Bitchen** » Thu May 19, 2011 3:36 am

It can't end on Saturday May 21st.

I have to work on Sunday May 22nd.

How am I going to pay my bills

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Thu May 19, 2011 6:31 am

if the shop owner has ascended is it still looting?

also .... actually i just want to get to the gun shops before the looting really kicks off, a good shotgun will make it all so much more fun.

It will however spoil Misas exhibition i hope she doesn't mind.

also it will be fun deciding if it's worth hijacking a plane to get to nevada, which makes me wonder if it would be possible to land a jet on the playa or i would have to use the ejection seat (which i might do anyway)

C.f.M. · Post by **C.f.M.** » Thu May 19, 2011 7:20 am