Barbie Death Village 2011: Tomorrow The World

Post by **Elderberry** » Wed May 11, 2011 12:56 am

Congrats to Harmony.

International Incident · Post by **International Incident** » Wed May 11, 2011 8:21 pm

Hello to the BDC&WB folk and the rest of you reprobates,

I am joining you guys from Melbourne, Australia. And yes it will be my first BM.

Doc has been ace in his welcoming me to your fold.

I look forward to meeting you all!

Cheers

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Thu May 12, 2011 3:24 am

melaniejane, welcome!

This is my first burn too.

Doc Pyro's fantastic, isn't he?

Kudos to you for coming such a long way and, I like your name, it looks charming to me, and it is perfectly pronounceable. Which will make meeting up at BDC so much easier...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 12, 2011 6:41 am

melaniejane wrote:Hello to the BDC&WB folk and the rest of you reprobates,

I am joining you guys from Melbourne, Australia. And yes it will be my first BM.

Doc has been ace in his welcoming me to your fold.

I look forward to meeting you all!

Cheers

fairdinkum?

International Incident · Post by **International Incident** » Thu May 12, 2011 5:37 pm

ygmir wrote:
melaniejane wrote:Hello to the BDC&WB folk and the rest of you reprobates,

I am joining you guys from Melbourne, Australia. And yes it will be my first BM.

Doc has been ace in his welcoming me to your fold.

I look forward to meeting you all!

Cheers
fairdinkum?

Yeah mate, coming from beyond the black stump to have a bit of a Captain Cook at BM, and a have a couple of tinnies with you seppos.

(Translation - yes dear friend, I am coming from a long way away to have a look at this event and have some beers with you fine Americans).

International Incident · Post by **International Incident** » Mon May 16, 2011 6:45 pm

Oh great I killed the discussion.....

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon May 16, 2011 6:52 pm

NOt to worry. BDC&WB is always somewhat moribund.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 16, 2011 6:57 pm

melaniejane wrote:
ygmir wrote:
melaniejane wrote:Hello to the BDC&WB folk and the rest of you reprobates,

I am joining you guys from Melbourne, Australia. And yes it will be my first BM.

Doc has been ace in his welcoming me to your fold.

I look forward to meeting you all!

Cheers
fairdinkum?
Yeah mate, coming from beyond the black stump to have a bit of a Captain Cook at BM, and a have a couple of tinnies with you seppos.

(Translation - yes dear friend, I am coming from a long way away to have a look at this event and have some beers with you fine Americans).

gd'onya then mate. I feel the silly moo, not seeing your reply.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon May 16, 2011 8:16 pm

ygmir wrote:
melaniejane wrote:
ygmir wrote: fairdinkum?
Yeah mate, bla...bla...bla... beers with you fine Americans).
gd'onya then mate. I feel the silly moo, not seeing your reply.

YIGGY!! Now you're caressing cattle? I'm confused.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon May 16, 2011 8:22 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:
ygmir wrote:
melaniejane wrote: Yeah mate, bla...bla...bla... beers with you fine Americans).
gd'onya then mate. I feel the silly moo, not seeing your reply.
YIGGY!! Now you're caressing cattle? I'm confused.

now you judge?

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon May 16, 2011 8:33 pm

I'll let the cow do that. Now where is Doc's merlot?

Bluemandrew · Post by **Bluemandrew** » Mon May 16, 2011 11:35 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:I'll let the cow do that. Now where is Doc's merlot?

Hopefully someone fed it to the cow

International Incident · Post by **International Incident** » Tue May 17, 2011 1:08 am

Bluemandrew wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:I'll let the cow do that. Now where is Doc's merlot?
Hopefully someone fed it to the cow

I have laid in a large stash of Vegemite to bring to BM - perhaps the cow would like to eat that as well. Red wine and Vegemite marinade might be quite good

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:02 am

melaniejane wrote:
Bluemandrew wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:I'll let the cow do that. Now where is Doc's merlot?
Hopefully someone fed it to the cow

I have laid in a large stash of Vegemite to bring to BM - perhaps the cow would like to eat that as well. Red wine and Vegemite marinade might be quite good

This sounds perfectly delish, esp. if the cow expires tenderly cradled in the passionate embrace of Ygmir.

*sharpening the knife*

International Incident · Post by **International Incident** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:24 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
melaniejane wrote:
Bluemandrew wrote: Hopefully someone fed it to the cow

I have laid in a large stash of Vegemite to bring to BM - perhaps the cow would like to eat that as well. Red wine and Vegemite marinade might be quite good
This sounds perfectly delish, esp. if the cow expires tenderly cradled in the passionate embrace of Ygmir.

*sharpening the knife*

You call that a knife!

Gets BBQ out... pushes aside the prawns (shrimp)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:25 am

MyDearFriend wrote:
melaniejane wrote:
Bluemandrew wrote: Hopefully someone fed it to the cow

I have laid in a large stash of Vegemite to bring to BM - perhaps the cow would like to eat that as well. Red wine and Vegemite marinade might be quite good
This sounds perfectly delish, esp. if the cow expires tenderly cradled in the passionate embrace of Ygmir.

*sharpening the knife*

Never tried a cow that way......but, embracing (chocking) chickens............

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Tue May 17, 2011 11:05 am

** holding ribs as i howl with laughter**

yay for aussies and there marmite substitute, you know marmite is aby product of beer don't you? and vegitarian

i'm holding out for the version of marmite that still has the alcohol in it.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Tue May 17, 2011 4:39 pm

melaniejane wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
melaniejane wrote:
I have laid in a large stash of Vegemite to bring to BM - perhaps the cow would like to eat that as well. Red wine and Vegemite marinade might be quite good
This sounds perfectly delish, esp. if the cow expires tenderly cradled in the passionate embrace of Ygmir.

*sharpening the knife*
You call that a knife!

Gets BBQ out... pushes aside the prawns (shrimp)

Bwahahahaha, I heard about you guys and your oversized cutlery.

*high-fives, carefully avoiding MJ's machete knife*

I heard about your raw prawns, too, so put them shrimps back on the heat please, before Ygmir pushes his "chicken" in here...

International Incident · Post by **International Incident** » Thu May 19, 2011 3:00 am

So all you strong men of the BDC&WB....who can I beg to use their pure brute strength to put my new camp stretcher bed together when we get to TTITD? It only appears possible to put together with the help of more muscles than I possess.

I have sworn and yelled so much in the last hour that I reckon the cops are going to roll up soon as I have seriously disturbed the peace in my â€˜hood!

But hey better to find out that I bought a possibly dud bed now than when I make it over the ocean.

*sigh*

Bluemandrew · Post by **Bluemandrew** » Thu May 19, 2011 5:50 am

melaniejane wrote:So all you strong men of the BDC&WB....who can I beg to use their pure brute strength to put my new camp stretcher bed together when we get to TTITD? It only appears possible to put together with the help of more muscles than I possess.

I have sworn and yelled so much in the last hour that I reckon the cops are going to roll up soon as I have seriously disturbed the peace in my â€˜hood!

But hey better to find out that I bought a possibly dud bed now than when I make it over the ocean.

*sigh*

Oh if it goes together (or even if it doesn't) we'll make it work. I'm kind of a lazy guy, but I can think of at least 10-15 camp members I could convince to do it for you.

Of course if we have trouble You could always ask Doc if he has any space in the back of his RV...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 19, 2011 7:21 am

one of those muscly Barbiebarians should be able to help.
But, if not,
I'm slightly built, but, like a coiled spring!!!!

jella · Post by **jella** » Thu May 19, 2011 9:21 am

Welcome MelanieJane, Hubby ( a Figment) and I are Baribarians this year too

I remember camping with the wooden army cots, And quite colorfully and vividly remember pinching my fingers getting the damn things together

. I imagine the inventer chuckling somewhere. But I digress, Like blue and Yggy said there will be ample muscle around to assemble your troublesome cot

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Thu May 19, 2011 9:54 am

I have an undeployed airbag that I've been saving for a festive occasion.
Anyone have any interest in a Barbie space program? It has room for two barbanauts, perhaps three if they're taped together.

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Thu May 19, 2011 10:26 am

Dr. Pyro wrote:Back for our 11th year, Barbie Death Village and our infamous camps (Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro, Eden, Boosh: The Canadian Splinter Squad, Clan O'Crash, Preserved In Time, Alaska, Wet Dreams, and Loose Nutz) will be taking the playa by storm. No hostages, no prisoners! Today the playa, tomorrow the world. You have been warned!

I have dibs on world domination, but maybe we can work something out.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Thu May 19, 2011 11:48 am

Sure there are helping hands in BDC

I remember last year clearly! We started to set up the shade structure and when the roof cloth was on the construction (still on the ground), we found some holes in it, so I had to duct tape it and I remember these strong helping hands to hold me (actually hold my trousers) so I dont fell on the construction...the best "innocent" way how to get into someone's trousers in 5 minutes

massagenut · Post by **massagenut** » Thu May 19, 2011 11:56 am

Damn... I knew I should have gotten there earlier.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu May 19, 2011 1:55 pm

Damn, Misa's on to us Joe. Nothing so "innocent" about it.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri May 27, 2011 9:18 pm

Though it's still May, our June newsletter is up. See how much better we are than all of you at:

www.barbiedeathcamp.com

Bluemandrew · Post by **Bluemandrew** » Sat May 28, 2011 9:53 am

Foxfur wrote:I have an undeployed airbag that I've been saving for a festive occasion.
Anyone have any interest in a Barbie space program? It has room for two barbanauts, perhaps three if they're taped together.

Absolutely.

Foxfur · Post by **Foxfur** » Sat May 28, 2011 10:01 am

Bluemandrew wrote:
Foxfur wrote:I have an undeployed airbag that I've been saving for a festive occasion.
Anyone have any interest in a Barbie space program? It has room for two barbanauts, perhaps three if they're taped together.

Absolutely.

Great!

Dolls In Space...

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