The person below me

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:59 pm

I'm so burny, I'm ashes!
TPBM is confused by 20% of the stuff on this board.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:01 pm

more than that...

tpbm has a license.

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:14 pm

If you mean Driver's License than NO, never had one but I'm looking forward to taking the test here in the next couple months.

TPBM is a raging alcoholic and deeply closeted homosexual.

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:22 am

nope... I'm out, and I never rage...

TPBM has recently discovered a whole new outlook on life...

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Apr 09, 2011 1:22 am

yep, and the longer it stays cold, the shittier it becomes.
much more and I will have to change my name to XXX...

TPBM thinks summer should have started 2 months ago.

edited by AM because we don't need to say Beetlejuice three times.

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Sun Apr 10, 2011 5:01 pm

So true.. california has the most bipolar weather patterns... it was almost 85 degrees in the middle of feb!! It should always be summer in california.

TPBM has BIG BALLS!!!!

Psychocybin420 · Post by **Psychocybin420** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:34 pm

like the song..by acdc.....dumbasses..

lol!!

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:49 am

Da Mule is a rather smart ass, and cute also.

TPBM has a secert stash of cheese doodles ready for the next Da Mule apperance.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 10:13 am

I did, but the orange scum at the top of my pond made my home look surreal and scary.
TPBM has a burial plot all picked out.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:20 pm

The Burning Man temple for my ashes works for me!
TPBM has strong opinions about radical self reliance

goathead · Post by **goathead** » Sat Apr 23, 2011 11:28 pm

yep, if your not radical self reliant, how can you expect to help others?
When your on your way to the temple stop by, I will make Trish some stones with your ashes if she likes.

TPBM is wondering if antibiotics could cure this burning thing?

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 7:35 pm

Yep, that's why I don't touch the stuff..

TPBM is trying to remember how to read time on a dial so they can be ready for the world's largest clock

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:21 pm

No, I'm mourning that german children's book that I could never read but that had a circular cut out that had hands in it so you could move the hours up as you progressed through it.
TPBM is planning to spend next Sunday in the fallout shelter.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:45 pm

not a good place to spend my 55th bd,,,, MayDay! MayDay! MayDay!
TPBM remembers May Day baskets and actually participated in the tradition.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:49 pm

Happy Birthday! Were you born an anarchist? Wait...its not may! No..I watched TOSH.O all day.

TPBM still has playa dust that they've kept.

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:50 pm

participates, yearly... and I understand and love Maypole ceremony...

TPBM is riding an emotional roller coaster...

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:52 pm

Yes, I have playadust, ManAshes and TempleAshes from several burns...

TPBM connects with animal totems...

Post by **Eric** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 10:56 pm

I have an animal totem, but it's more of something I identify with than spiritual (octopus- not everyone's cup of tea on looks, but smart as hell and talented hands..)

tpbm pines for something they can never have

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 8:54 am

duh...don't we all?

TPBM secretly goes to Jack in the Box when no one is watching.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:57 am

No. I might go to Burger King if they got "cinni minis" back, but I don't really like American Franchised fast food.

TPBM is still waiting to hear from a friend.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:40 am

sadly enough I am, silly me for waiting.....
The person below me knows how to successfully do Tuesdays.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:01 am

Made it to Friday didn't I?

TPBM trying to get back on task, but is stuck on eplaya.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 20, 2011 12:50 pm

You say "stuck on" I say "rejuvinated by."

TPBM has already been raptured and it actually flying through the sky.

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Fri May 20, 2011 3:34 pm

I am!!! wait..these wings are made of wax....

TPBM is gonna catch me

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri May 20, 2011 5:55 pm

Building "Catch TS gizmo" hoping to finish in time!!!

TPBM is waiting with a wheelbarrow and shovel in case I don't.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Fri May 20, 2011 6:24 pm

.. and a hand-embroidered shroud.

TPBM is going to buy me a drink.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Fri May 20, 2011 8:09 pm

No darlin' I'll GIVE you a drink! The dispenser may be unique, but you can drink all you please!

TPBM plays a musical instrument.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sat May 21, 2011 5:05 pm

Just the Blues mam!

TPBM is using their remaining earthly time regretting all people they didn't sleep with. and all the ones they actually did.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat May 21, 2011 6:09 pm

A little of that, but missing my husband most of all.
And it looks like I won't be seeing him tonight.

The person below me thinks it's hilarious that I had to edit to put this part in.

FaeTora · Post by **FaeTora** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:54 pm

i do think its cute and refreshing.

The person below me has the rapture beginning in their tummy.