A list of things to do after the Rapture.

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Thu May 19, 2011 7:45 am

I was very tempted to pick up some old clothes and shoes at the thrift store yesterday to leave scattered about town.

I thought better of it thinking what if that's the thing that gets me "unchosen" ?

Not blood fucking likely, but why tempt fate (or whatever)?

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:39 am

I like that one.

Just because people are afraid to laugh, doesn't mean god doesn't have a sense of humour.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Thu May 19, 2011 9:06 am

And now for another take from my buddy in Hollywood.

â€œTHEYâ€™LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!â€

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu May 19, 2011 12:34 pm

^ Doc! ^

While I recognized the sarcasm and prose, WTF?

It did make me think. So as a Recovering Christian My "Medication" makes me a bit forget full but I believe, the 144,000 will be given 74 virgins. And I will let you into a little loophole I found. Re-virginization. Basicly because I am a smelly rude bungcholio with a low fuckability index. My chances of Attending mass friday, receving absolution, and avoiding the pleasures of the flesh for a few days, I will Without a doubt be selected to be one of the 10 656 000 door prizes. all of this because my days as alter boy and the deal me and father Mc[censored] worked out during my "extra" catechism classes.

I just hope I can make it to the 21st without getting cornholed by that hedonistic fuckwad Doc knows. that and I think I'll proly need to stay away from the sheep for a while.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 19, 2011 2:17 pm

knowmad wrote:^ Doc! ^

While I recognized the sarcasm and prose, WTF?

It did make me think. So as a Recovering Christian My "Medication" makes me a bit forget full but I believe, the 144,000 will be given 74 virgins. And I will let you into a little loophole I found. Re-virginization. Basicly because I am a smelly rude bungcholio with a low fuckability index. My chances of Attending mass friday, receving absolution, and avoiding the pleasures of the flesh for a few days, I will Without a doubt be selected to be one of the 10 656 000 door prizes. all of this because my days as alter boy and the deal me and father Mc[censored] worked out during my "extra" catechism classes.

I just hope I can make it to the 21st without getting cornholed by that hedonistic fuckwad Doc knows. that and I think I'll proly need to stay away from the sheep for a while.

no need to get drastic!!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 19, 2011 3:07 pm

I have no idea why folks talk like that. My word!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu May 19, 2011 3:13 pm

Bad translation.

Its not 72 virgins.

Bin Laden got 72 STURGEONS!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 19, 2011 4:39 pm

Now that's sick.

Unless they're female sturgeons of course.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 19, 2011 5:59 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Now that's sick.

Unless they're female sturgeons of course.

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Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu May 19, 2011 7:21 pm

hee hee hee
I'll ALMOST miss having you guys around on Sunday.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu May 19, 2011 7:41 pm

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So Saterday I take these old jeans, shirts and shoes.. Lay them out in parking lots around town

Something like the Oh Brother after swiming scene.. Wish I had a few frogs to go with

Bob Bitchen · Post by **Bob Bitchen** » Sat May 21, 2011 3:10 am

Pay Bills

Pay Taxes

Pay Mortgage

Pay Bookie

Pay Late Fees

Go to Work

Drink a Beer & Smoke a Fatty.

Same things different day.

Bob Bitchen · Post by **Bob Bitchen** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:22 am

Sick Pup they stole your Idea go about 3/4 down the page.

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/rapture

Bob Bitchen · Post by **Bob Bitchen** » Sat May 21, 2011 8:23 am

Sic Pup wrote:I was very tempted to pick up some old clothes and shoes at the thrift store yesterday to leave scattered about town.

I thought better of it thinking what if that's the thing that gets me "unchosen" ?

Not blood fucking likely, but why tempt fate (or whatever)?

Sick Pup they stole your Idea go about 3/4 down the page.

http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/rapture

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:46 pm

wait for the eplaya upgrades.