roll call: After the Rapture, who's here?
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Well I'm off to get my hair all cut off to be more aerodynamic for the ascension.
Wonder what they'll say if I show up for work tomorrow with no eyebrows.
Wonder what they'll say if I show up for work tomorrow with no eyebrows.
Worry is a misuse of imagination
“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
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“She had blue skin, And so did he.
He kept it hid And so did she.
They searched for blue Their whole life through,
Then passed right by- And never knew.”
Shel Silverstein
- maryanimal
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goathead wrote:shit, just found out it starts at noon.
fuck, I will just be getting home.
hope it doesn't make the dogs bark, i need some sleep.
It's at noon now? Crap! I heard it starts at 6 pm. I was going to go to the gym, the cable guy's supposed to come over and upgrade my system, plus I was supposed to work for my client for a little under the table cash!
Maybe the 12 noon time is like the pre-rapture happenings. Kind of like the pre-nascar show.

Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
I've been resisting maxing out the credit card at hot topic before the world ends.
Would this be a bad time to start netflix?
Isn't the guy that started this, the same guy that wrote a book about 1994 being the end of the world?
http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl12.htm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20110520/u ... 9207274800
http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm
Would this be a bad time to start netflix?
Isn't the guy that started this, the same guy that wrote a book about 1994 being the end of the world?
http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl12.htm
http://news.yahoo.com/s/time/20110520/u ... 9207274800
http://www.bible.ca/pre-date-setters.htm
- Bob Bitchen
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I'm still Here.
I guess I better make all my credit card payments I was putting off.
When I refied my house this month the Notery told me don't worry about making anymore payments the rapture is this next weekend.
I said cool until I found out he was an athiest & and was part owner of the lending company.
I like the ideal of placing clothes & shoes all around maybe my lender will think it really happend.




I guess I better make all my credit card payments I was putting off.
When I refied my house this month the Notery told me don't worry about making anymore payments the rapture is this next weekend.
I said cool until I found out he was an athiest & and was part owner of the lending company.

I like the ideal of placing clothes & shoes all around maybe my lender will think it really happend.

Bob Bitchen
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Fuck Um if they can't take a Joke & Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.
Don't sweat the petty things just pet the sweaty things.
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littleflower wrote:i think i'm still here, but it's hard to be sure.
did "12:00pm" come with a time zone?
the least they could do is end the world on a nasty looking day .... to-day it's beautiful outside!
The funny thing is, if he got his information from the Bible as I thought he said he did, they didn't have time or clocks or time zones back in those days.so there is no way any specific time could have been in the prediction.
JK

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Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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jkisha wrote:littleflower wrote:i think i'm still here, but it's hard to be sure.
did "12:00pm" come with a time zone?
the least they could do is end the world on a nasty looking day .... to-day it's beautiful outside!
The funny thing is, if he got his information from the Bible as I thought he said he did, they didn't have time or clocks or time zones back in those days.so there is no way any specific time could have been in the prediction.
perhaps, he was able to glean "time", if there was a reference to sunrise or something like that, in a certain place?
If it's supposed to happen at "sunset" in Uzbekistan, That will have a known time for the date.
seems, though, it'd be the same time, planet wide.
so, Noon in London, 4 a.m. here, etc.........
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- Bob Bitchen
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http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/rapture
Go about 3/4 of the way down the page.
They stole your Rapture Joke Idea.
Go about 3/4 of the way down the page.
They stole your Rapture Joke Idea.
Bob Bitchen
Those who want to be seen will never be seen even if they have already been seen.
Fuck Um if they can't take a Joke & Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.
Don't sweat the petty things just pet the sweaty things.
Those who want to be seen will never be seen even if they have already been seen.
Fuck Um if they can't take a Joke & Joke em if they can't take a Fuck.
Don't sweat the petty things just pet the sweaty things.
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ygmir wrote:jkisha wrote:littleflower wrote:i think i'm still here, but it's hard to be sure.
did "12:00pm" come with a time zone?
the least they could do is end the world on a nasty looking day .... to-day it's beautiful outside!
The funny thing is, if he got his information from the Bible as I thought he said he did, they didn't have time or clocks or time zones back in those days.so there is no way any specific time could have been in the prediction.
perhaps, he was able to glean "time", if there was a reference to sunrise or something like that, in a certain place?
If it's supposed to happen at "sunset" in Uzbekistan, That will have a known time for the date.
seems, though, it'd be the same time, planet wide.
so, Noon in London, 4 a.m. here, etc.........
no rapture here so far! though the guy i was working for a Mr Khan did dissapear about 3 (in the back of a police car) updates at 6. Or not if i ascend
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jkisha wrote:
The funny thing is, if he got his information from the Bible as I thought he said he did, they didn't have time or clocks or time zones back in those days.so there is no way any specific time could have been in the prediction.
Yeah, basing a prophesy off a translation of a translation of a translation absolutely guarantees accuracy. It's about as stupid as the 2012 crap...the dude writing out the numbers just flat out got tired of writing and said fuck this. That's all there is to it, it's not the end of the world either. (The 2012 movie didn't suck as bad as I thought it was going to though)
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Kinetic V wrote:jkisha wrote:
The funny thing is, if he got his information from the Bible as I thought he said he did, they didn't have time or clocks or time zones back in those days.so there is no way any specific time could have been in the prediction.
Yeah, basing a prophesy off a translation of a translation of a translation absolutely guarantees accuracy. It's about as stupid as the 2012 crap...the dude writing out the numbers just flat out got tired of writing and said fuck this. That's all there is to it, it's not the end of the world either. (The 2012 movie didn't suck as bad as I thought it was going to though)
Worse: a translation of a translation of a translation of a parable!!!!
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Well, we're about a half hour away from the end of the world and the skies are feeling very apocalyptic here on the east coast. I can feel the anticipation of the earthquakes, floods and attack of all sorts of vermin.
My little travel bag is all packed, and I am pretty sure that I will be one of the chosen ones to be beamed up into space.
Sadly, my last meal on earth will have been a McDonald's double cheeseburger. I guess the first thing I will have to do once I get to heaven will be to take a dump. I am not proud about any of this, but at least I'll be on that train to heaven while the rest of you people will be stuck here on the hell hole we call earth.
Rapture here I come!
Adios my burner friends!
Sham.....
My little travel bag is all packed, and I am pretty sure that I will be one of the chosen ones to be beamed up into space.
Sadly, my last meal on earth will have been a McDonald's double cheeseburger. I guess the first thing I will have to do once I get to heaven will be to take a dump. I am not proud about any of this, but at least I'll be on that train to heaven while the rest of you people will be stuck here on the hell hole we call earth.
Rapture here I come!
Adios my burner friends!
Sham.....
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